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There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer [Censored] you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.





He said . . . She said . . .

He said
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said
You wear briefs, don't you?


He said
"This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said
"No problem, I'll get you some that is."


He said
Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said
Well, you succeeded.



One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What
the Hell" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he
shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder... It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Men are still superior to women

oh, ok

Taxx wrote:oh, ok

That miracle grow working out for you Taxx?

owned.

dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.

Diekan wrote:dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.

See?!?!?!?!?! simple eh?

lol

Diekan wrote:dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.

Binrstar did the same exact thing last week, about 5x in a row.

Anyway, I'll do and say as I please. How's that sound?

i don't get it

see there you go again... it's not a hard concept to grasp...

you say something witty... then someone else quotes you and adds "owned" under the quote. Then and only then is it a valid owning.

claiming owned on something you wrote is like LOL'ing at your own joke... it's not very e-cool... you DO want to be e-cool, right?

I dunno, if Brinstar did it... the fact you say he did the thing 5x in a row? That would say something to me, and it's not that he's actually trying to own someone...

I don't get it.

Mindia wrote:

Diekan wrote:dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.

Binrstar did the same exact thing last week, about 5x in a row.

Anyway, I'll do and say as I please. How's that sound?

are you so childish and lame and uncreative that you must purposefully misspell my name whenever you deign to type it?

oh wait, the answer is yes.

owned

PS i am exempt from that rule so take your hands off the keyboard and have the courtesy to give Christ a reacharound

GTFO of my thread

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Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa

Darcler wrote:Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa

Yeah... that's how they usually start. Start with b and eventually it will be "bitch, feed me". Just wait, you see.

Phlegm wrote:

Darcler wrote:Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa

Yeah... that's how they usually start. Start with b and eventually it will be "bitch, feed me". Just wait, you see.

Darcler wrote:Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa

this made me think of the old SNL Gilda Radner skits where she was "BabaWawa"


Does your chld perhaps have a triangular haircut wear horn-rimmed glasses and squinch up her face when she talks?

Binrstar, only when you've earned the respect for me to spell your name correctly will I spell it correctly. Savvy? So far you haven't been very respectable.