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Wow. We raped mother earth and left her for dead.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:36 am
by Tossica

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:21 am
by Diabolik
That's what she gets for dressing sexy.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:28 am
by Gidan
Unfortunatly most people dont care.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:11 am
by Narrock
This will solve the problem, GUARANTEED. Make it so that ALL liberal and atheist couples WORLDWIDE are only allowed to have ONE CHILD, and make that law carry on for 3 more generation after that. It's a win-win situation for everybody because there would be exponentially less liberals globally, AND worldwide population will have dwindled down dramatically. Problem solved.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:15 am
by brinstar
only you could turn this into a partisan issue

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:16 am
by Narrock
Hey stop trolling

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:18 am
by brinstar
you first

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:19 am
by Yamori
hay mindia that sounds like a pretty good idear!1

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:24 am
by Zanchief
I have an equally productive statement. Hunt and kill all christians.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:24 am
by Narrock
Yamori wrote:hay mindia that sounds like a pretty good idear!1


See? I told you. I know it would work.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:25 am
by Narrock
Zanchief wrote:I have an equally productive statement. Hunt and kill all christians.


Bah, my solution was peaceful and logical. Yours was violent and disgusting.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:26 am
by horendus
"Kill all humans!" -Bender

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:29 am
by Zanchief
Mindia wrote:
Zanchief wrote:I have an equally productive statement. Hunt and kill all christians.


Bah, my solution was peaceful and logical. Yours was violent and disgusting.


How is my solution not logical?

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:31 am
by Narrock
To hunt and kill down your fellow man is not a logical concept. If I need to explain that to you then you need to re-take some of your short bus classes. Unless of course, it's terrorists.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 3:31 pm
by Yamori
And limiting birth based on political and metaphysical views is a grand idea :ugh:

Im sure this is just another part of your elaborate hoax, and you will one day shout "SURPRISE" and reveal it was all just a really well drawn out joke, all this crap you say. :P

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 5:02 pm
by brinstar
horendus wrote:"Kill all humans!" -Bender


i thought it was "Bend all humans"

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:32 pm
by Ciladan
Zanchief wrote:Hunt and kill all christians.


:(

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:52 pm
by veeneedefeesh
Mindia wrote:This will solve the problem, GUARANTEED. Make it so that ALL liberal and atheist couples WORLDWIDE are only allowed to have ONE CHILD, and make that law carry on for 3 more generation after that. It's a win-win situation for everybody because there would be exponentially less liberals globally, AND worldwide population will have dwindled down dramatically. Problem solved.
Wait I dont understand, arent you moral majority guys the ones that dont like birth control, or abortion? how are you supposed to make liberal atheist guys not reproduce? Abstinance? yea that works really well. Ok well if we cant make them stop reproducing then maybe we should kill all the children after the first for those folks, oh wait that would kinda be like abortion wouldnt it? Damn one more idear blown to smithereens. How about we make liberals/atheists impotent after their first child? That would sorta be like birth control, man this is really tough.

Why only liberal atheists? why not everyone? Well it would solve alot of the population problems, but basically you would probably end up with the same balance of liberal vs conservative, just a whole lot less of both sides. Here's an idea, lets make an arbitrary limit on IQ? anyone under the IQ of 100 gets castrated? oh wait that would kill off all the red-neck bible humping sheeples, cant have that, Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swagart and all those other self righteous conservative nose-pickers might go broke! If we killed off all the dumbasses and only had intelligent people left they might start to *gasp* question authority/tradition/religion, they might start to look for real answers to cosmic questions, they might even start picking holes in the creationalist theories, can't have that either.

Ok so lets say we hypothetically find an impossible answer to your useles suggestion and go with your plan, anyone who questions the moral right can only have one child. How long do you think it will be before we have gone completely "Planet of the apes"?

Grow a freaking opposable thumb and move up the food chain or stop spouting horseshit out of your keyboard and actually use your gray matter for something other than a friday night beer run.
:finawin:

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:14 am
by brinstar
veeneedefeesh wrote:
blah blah blah

a friday night beer run.



it's saturday

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:21 am
by Narrock
lol

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:50 am
by Lueyen
Mindia wrote:This will solve the problem, GUARANTEED. Make it so that ALL liberal and atheist couples WORLDWIDE are only allowed to have ONE CHILD, and make that law carry on for 3 more generation after that. It's a win-win situation for everybody because there would be exponentially less liberals globally, AND worldwide population will have dwindled down dramatically. Problem solved.


Actually this is wholly unnecessary Mindia. If you think about it most conservatives are against abortion, most liberals are for it. You are less apt to get an abortion is you have strong moral beliefs against it. Assuming that people pass on their values to their children for the most part that means that the liberal population has to contend with a reduction that the conservative population does not. It's really a matter of evolution and the idea of survival of the fittest you see, those who choose to kill their offspring will eventually die out, and those who don't will flourish.

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:43 am
by Lyion
Most first world countries have decreasing populations, and are only growing through mass immigration, both legal and illegal.

The problems of population are mostly from second and third world countries who breed and breed.
Maybe we should send Doctors to start tying tubes on all African women at age 25. That would limit them to 6 to 8 kids only....

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:39 am
by Jennay
Why do people feel the need to place fucking politcal labels into every issue?

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:08 am
by Lyion
veeneedefeesh wrote:Wait I dont understand, arent you moral majority guys the ones that dont like birth control, or abortion?


That's the Catholics dumbass. The Moral Majority are mostly protestant Jerry Falwell dorks who fuck their secretaries, and they are all for birth control.

In case you didn't notice, a lotta Catholics are on both sides of the political spectrum. Ya know, that Kerry dude?

Veneedefresh wrote:Why only liberal atheists? why not everyone? Well it would solve alot of the population problems, but basically you would probably end up with the same balance of liberal vs conservative, just a whole lot less of both sides.


Except liberal athiests aren't reproducing much. We've established the first world 'Atheist' types generally have few, if any kids. Their goals are not 'family' related often. Stop trying to argue to Mindia's level.

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:43 am
by Narrock
Jennay wrote:Why do people feel the need to place fucking politcal labels into every issue?


Because almost every issue is tied to a political affiliation.