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One of my other forums did this... was pretty successful... lots of posts... lots of people talking shit... even bribes and such... it was fucking funny.

Basically... in this thread, post 5 names of women who you think are the sexiest women alive... post pictures if you want... just make a list.

After a bunch of people voted, I'll make a bracket system... new threads for each 'contest', for each round...

for example... let's say that this was between 8 chicks... based on the comments from this thread:

Shirley Manson
Elisha Cuthbert
Elizabeth Hurley
Angelina Jolie
Charlize Theron
Milla Jovovich
Jared from Subway
Tyra Banks

I would do a little bracket... post a few pictures from each chick for the poll...

thread 1: (hottest chick, round one, battle 1)
Shirley Manson vs Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha wins because you are all fucking assholes.

Thread 2: (hottest chick, round one, battle 2)
Elizabeth Hurley vs Angelina Jolie
Angelina narrowly wins

Thread 3: (hottest chick, round one, battle 3)
Charlize Theron vs Milla Jovavich
Milla wins because Lyion bribed everyone (cheater)

Thread 4: (hottest chick, round one, battle 4)
Jared from Subway vs Tyra Banks
Jared wins in a landslide

Next...

round 2...

(hottest chick, round two, battle 1)
Elisha Cuthbert vs Angelina Jolie
Angelina wins!

(hottest chick, round two, battle 2)
Milla vs Jared
Milla wins!

Next...
Final Round!!!
(hottest chick, round three)
Milla vs Angelina!


anyway... it's fun because people can post pictures of the chick to help swing the vote one way or another... really nasty pictures of Britney Spears to keep her out of the running, shit like that... it's a grand ole time! yay! We can finally see who the hottest woman alive is! NT is never wrong, right?!

So... post your top 5 chicks... I was thinking of a top 16, but I'll do 32 if there is enouch interest.

or just tell me that this is a dumb idea and to fuck off.

Go!

1: Maria Sharapova
2: Eva Mendes
3: Christina Aguilera
4: Elisha Cuthbert
5: Lindsay Lohan ( pre blonde hair/anorexia )

honorable mentions : courtney love, venus and serena williams and Drew Barrymore
( just kidding about the honorable mentions )

I need some time to think about this Vonk, but I assure you , this will be THE Thread of the week

1. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Marisa Tomei
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Catherine Zeta Jones

Bjork is the only popular figure I'm remotely attracted to.

so

1) Bjork.


I doubt she'll win though. XD

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Natalie Portman
Eliza Dushku
Kirsten Dunst
Elisha Cuthbert

I had a hard time thinking of some so I'm sure people will find better.

Angelina Jolie
Sophie Marceau
Audrey Tatou
Charlize Theron
Ashley Judd
Faith Hill
Christy Turlington
Nicole Kidman

Yamori wrote:Bjork is the only popular figure I'm remotely attracted to.

so

1) Bjork.


I doubt she'll win though. XD

Are you sure you even have a penis? And I am 100% serious here.

By the way you post, talk about relationships etc. I am fairly sure you have no penis or reproductive system in general.

pot. kettle. black.

2 points for first insult on my sexuality

No, I was being serious. I'm not insulting him.

1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima

1. paris hilton

Alicia Keys

Darcler wrote:1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima

Kirsten Dunst? lol Total snaggletoothed manface. /pass Only good role she had was as a young vampire in "Interview..." but that's only because she was playing "bury the stake" in a coffin with Brad Pitt.

OH I FORGOT ALYSSA MILANO

damn she is fucking hottttttttttttttttttttt

Mindia wrote:

Darcler wrote:1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima

Kirsten Dunst? lol Total snaggletoothed manface. /pass Only good role she had was as a young vampire in "Interview..." but that's only because she was playing "bury the stake" in a coffin with Brad Pitt.

Well then you can say Anne Coulture and we can all laugh at you.

Zanchief wrote:

Mindia wrote:

Darcler wrote:1. Angelina Jolie
2. The chick from The Craft and American History X, the name escapes me.
3. Kirsten Dunst
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Adriana Lima

Kirsten Dunst? lol Total snaggletoothed manface. /pass Only good role she had was as a young vampire in "Interview..." but that's only because she was playing "bury the stake" in a coffin with Brad Pitt.

Well then you can say Anne Coulture and we can all laugh at you.

What are you on about now?

Angelina Jolie
Julia Roberts
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kate Winslet
Halle Berry

Monica Belluci
Mandy Moore
Leah Remini
Angelina Jolie
Lara Logan

1. Milla (of Course)
2. Angelina Jolie (Amazing looks and body)
3. Elizabeth Hurley (To die for)
4.. Rachel Weisz (Hot, real, beautiful)
5. Kate Beckinsal (I find her ludicrously fucking hot)
6. Paulina Porizkova (My dream girl as a lad)

For you yute's who don't know who Paulina was, here's a reminder:

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I work with a girl who looks like Paulina then, only with shorter hair.

Harrison wrote:2 points for first insult on my sexuality

No, I was being serious. I'm not insulting him.

I think you're a stupid motherfucker. No, I was being serious. I'm not insulting you.

Claiming that you're serious when you make an insulting statement about someone would make it more insulting, not less so.

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Adriana Lima
3. Kate Winslet
4. Jennifer Aniston
5. Isabella Miko

Shakira
Kate Winslet
Angelina Jolie
Brinstar's bubble gum girl
Toss up between Gwen and Mila....


oh and the girl Darc is looking for is Faruza Balk.

Jennifer Conner
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Anniston
Elizabeth Hurley
Alysa Milano
Catherine Zeta-Jones