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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:47 pm
by Narrock
Actor Sizemore ordered to stay at Calif. hospital Fri Jul 22, 8:24 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A California judge granted actor Tom Sizemore's request to stay in a psychiatric hospital for round-the-clock treatment of depression and drug abuse on Friday after he admitted to breaching probation on a drug conviction.

But the judge refused to rule out the possibility that Sizemore, 43, who played soldiers in "Saving Private Ryan" and "Black Hawk Down," might be sent to prison in the future, even if he completes his drug treatment without further lapses.

"I'm not making any promises. I'm not making any deals," Judge Paula Mabrey told Sizemore and his lawyers at a hearing in Los Angeles County Superior Court.

The actor acknowledged violating the terms of his probation by trying to fake the results of a court-ordered drug test using a prosthetic penis similar to a device sold over the Internet under the brand name Whizzinator. :teehee:

He also admitted to failing repeatedly to submit to drug testing every three days since his last court appearance in June, as ordered by the judge.

Prosecutors have said those violations carry a penalty of up to three years in state prison. Mabrey will to decide his fate when he returns for a progress hearing set for Sept. 15.

"She could do almost anything but execute him," the actor's lawyer, Michael Rovell, told reporters.

In the meantime, Sizemore was ordered to remain 24 hours a day, seven days a week at the Las Encinas Hospital in Pasadena, California, where he is to submit to drug testing once a week. The judge said he is not permitted to leave the facility without her permission.

A subdued Sizemore emerged from the proceedings saying only, "It seems harsh, but it's not."

The actor has been undergoing treatment for chronic depression and drug dependency at Las Encinas since he checked himself in to the facility on July 11, according to his physician, Dr. Joseph Haraszti.

Haraszti told reporters outside the courtroom that Sizemore was "emotionally fragile" but "highly motivated" to get better. "The depression is the root cause of everything else. He's been wrestling with these demons for 15 years," he said.

Sizemore's lawyers had asked Mabrey to excuse the actor from Friday's hearing, saying in a letter his mental state was too shaky and suggesting, according to Mabrey, that he "may be a danger to himself." But she insisted that Sizemore attend.

Sizemore's predicament stems from his guilty plea last fall to possession of methamphetamine.

He also was sentenced to 21 months in prison on a separate drug-related probation violation arising from his conviction for beating his ex-girlfriend, the former "Hollywood madam" Heidi Fleiss. Sizemore remains free on $25,000 bail pending the outcome of that appeal.

Are drugs really that important? omg

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:42 pm
by brinstar
haha yeah one of the P.O.'s where i work has a cabinet full of "equipment" that he's caught people with

...the most hilarious of which, of course, is the Ass Banana. it's pretty much just a blue plastic banana-shaped container you hold between your cheeks with a tube that runs under your t'ain't and by your junk, so you squeeze out the pee (whether it's fake or someone else's) by flexing your ass cheeks. not only is it easily-concealed, but keeping it between your ass cheeks helps make sure the pee is the proper temperature.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:21 am
by Captain Insano
Does P.O. stand for piss-officer?

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:13 pm
by brinstar
probation officer :hercules:

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:45 pm
by Narrock

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:59 pm
by Adivina
LMAO... dehydrated urine packs... ewww

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:10 pm
by Captain Insano
brinstar wrote:probation officer :hercules:



doh :(


I feel not smart right this moment.