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A president who will strike fear into Al Qaeda
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:29 am
by Lyion
Plus, I bet his press conferences will be interesting.
http://www.walken2008.com/
I like their campaign poster. We should distribute this in the Middle East, as it would scare the locals more than a native arab trying to translating a W speech!
http://www.walken2008.com/walken_poster.pdf
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:44 am
by Jennay
LOL I'd SO vote for Walken in 2008.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:24 am
by kaharthemad
same
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:32 am
by kaharthemad
State of the Union: I have added a cowbell to the Star Spangled Banner.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:41 am
by Ganzo
As much as i think it's a joke website, i wish it was true
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:46 am
by 10sun
The politics portion of that page seems to be his legit stances.
I think it is a dream for many to have him actually run and that the creators of that website are trying to actualize that dream.
-Adam
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:49 am
by Harrison
If Walken was president I'd probably shit myself laughing at each of his addresses.
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:24 am
by Captain Insano
walken would be a better speaker than the crapfest GW spews every time he opens his mouth.
I can't say I hate GW as a president but goddamn that guy could have used a few debate classes in highschool.
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:29 am
by Gargamellow
He has my vote and a promise for a hawt night of luv if I ever meet him.
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:23 am
by Langston
Captain_Insano wrote:walken would be a better speaker than the crapfest GW spews every time he opens his mouth.
I can't say I hate GW as a president but goddamn that guy could have used a few debate classes in highschool.
It wasn't until Bush went on the wagon that his speech skills went downhill. His early political speechs in the Texas are actually quite good.
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:44 am
by brinstar
this is true, i've seen clips of some of those old speeches
it really makes you wonder what the fuck he smoked between then and now
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:31 am
by Harrison
It's called pressure.
His every word is hopped on by pussies in their armchairs claiming they can run the country better simply because of his speeches.
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:29 pm
by mofish
Yeah thats it. Do you get dumber as the days go by? Your parents might wanna have their house cheecked for Radon or something. Or maybe they are sliowly poisoning their burden?
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:44 pm
by Narrock
Walken's political platform is way too short. He left out too many pertinent, critical subjects normally addressed by presidential candidates.
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:00 pm
by Lyion
Perhaps because it is probably an unfunded grass roots campaign, and moreso tongue in cheek?
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:13 pm
by Harrison
mofish wrote:Yeah thats it. Do you get dumber as the days go by? Your parents might wanna have their house cheecked for Radon or something. Or maybe they are sliowly poisoning their burden?
I'll let your horrible spelling speak for itself.
Less trolling...more reading. It might help your situation.
Edit: Never allow the board to close tags correctly. It never does.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:32 am
by Witty
Harrison wrote:mofish wrote:Yeah thats it. Do you get dumber as the days go by? Your parents might wanna have their house cheecked for Radon or something. Or maybe they are sliowly poisoning their burden?
I'll let your horrible spelling speak for itself.
Less troll
ing...more reading. It might help your situation.
Ed
it: Never allow the board to close tags correctly. It never does.
Nice lack of proper spacing after punctuation and inappropriate capitalization, Mr. Serious!
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:17 am
by Harrison
You, of all people...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:28 am
by Witty
Get over it, fuckface. Misspelling is cool, you are so very not.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:42 am
by Zanchief
Harrison wrote:It's called pressure.
His every word is hopped on by pussies in their armchairs claiming they can run the country better simply because of his speeches.
Who wants a President that can handle pressure?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:47 am
by Harrison
I do.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:54 am
by Zanchief
Harrison wrote:I do.
I'm sorry.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:00 am
by Harrison
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:It's called pressure.
His every word is hopped on by pussies in their armchairs claiming they can run the country better simply because of his speeches.
Who wants a President that can handle pressure?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:08 am
by Zanchief
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I do.
I'm sorry.
...because you don't have one.