I have successfully categorized you all into the retard section of the population.
You are just under those that wrangle carts at supermarkets.
Keep "owning" me though, I can look back on this after her birthday and laugh at all of your "educated" opinions on someone *I* know better than anyone ...
This one time I was on a field trip and we were at a lake. I got some mud on my shoe near the lake so I started kicking it off into the water. I kicked my shoe clean off, and with the added weight of mud and water that thing FLEW. For a while I didn't know what to do so I hopped around on one leg ...