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by Jimmy Durante
Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:12 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: The lion hugs tonight
Replies: 12
Views: 992

The lion hugs tonight

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A teacher and an African lion she rescued from a life of abuse in a travelling circus have formed such a special bond they share hugs and kisses together.

Teacher Ana Julia Torres runs the Villa Lorena animal shelter in Cali, Columbia, where she fed and nursed abused lion Jupiter back to ...
by Jimmy Durante
Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:27 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: Oh please spare us...
Replies: 15
Views: 3320

Will Tawana Brawley be his running mate?
by Jimmy Durante
Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:37 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Console Gaming vs. PC Gaming
Replies: 40
Views: 2770

PC gaming will always have an audience with restless employees who slack off at work. I can't recall the countless times someone had alt-tabbed out of QuakeWorld due to their boss coming in, or the electrical engineer who wanted my EQ account info so he could power level my tank during his work ...
by Jimmy Durante
Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:54 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: post your desktop (NWS)
Replies: 101
Views: 8580

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by Jimmy Durante
Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:47 pm
Forum: Tech Support
Topic: Retro Geekery
Replies: 1
Views: 296

Retro Geekery

This post comes to you from this keyboard:

http://nokfrost.shackspace.com/keyboard.gif

My MS Ergonomic gave up the ghost, and I wanted something suitable for someone who does an unhealthy amount of touch typing such as myself. I ultimately decided to forego new tech in favor ...
by Jimmy Durante
Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:39 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: I'm nervous
Replies: 155
Views: 35462

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I believe the denigration of career choices began towards the end of that page. :dunno:
by Jimmy Durante
Tue Dec 26, 2006 3:22 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: RIP James Brown
Replies: 14
Views: 1868

by Jimmy Durante
Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:09 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Being a Mom
Replies: 11
Views: 863

Re: Being a Mom

Yes, congratulations to you hormonal gorgons on possessing a functioning reproductive system -- truly a unique "gift" worthy of self-exultation :rolleyes:



(I jest. I forwarded this to the 58-year-old woman in Zurich who has the misfortune of calling me her son.)
by Jimmy Durante
Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:28 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: I started playing WoW
Replies: 50
Views: 4473

Lighten up.
by Jimmy Durante
Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:28 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: ChICk and Clubs
Replies: 159
Views: 14560

kinghooter00 wrote:i've talked to alot of chicks and they just love going out and dancing.

The "dancing" at "dance clubs" is not dancing at all, but rather a primal mating call. Expect an upcoming study from Jane Goodall.
by Jimmy Durante
Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:39 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Could use an MP3 player recommendation
Replies: 40
Views: 2382


I was under the impression that Ipod's basically forced you to have gotten your music from Itunes, etc., and that you couldn't just put basic MP3s on there and have them work. I could easily be wrong, though.

-Arlos
Negative. I have a 5G and iTunes will let you import whatever you like ...
by Jimmy Durante
Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:56 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: How many hours a week do you work?
Replies: 84
Views: 3814

Tuggan wrote:of course its not impossible, but nobody consistently works 80 hour weeks. not that has enough time to dick around and be a regular poster here.

Also consider the hours one puts in is not always synonymous with productivity.
by Jimmy Durante
Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:00 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Punishment
Replies: 42
Views: 2379

Jay wrote:Make him stare at that picture of you in the plaid dress for like 3 hours.


:lol:
by Jimmy Durante
Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:50 pm
Forum: Other Worlds
Topic: You Pagan bastards...
Replies: 16
Views: 1431

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!
by Jimmy Durante
Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:25 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: PreNup...yes or no?
Replies: 168
Views: 10420

Larry Ellison had the right idea when he sprung a prenup on his (pregnant) fiancee an hour before their wedding.
by Jimmy Durante
Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:01 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Hey Garg, this post is for you
Replies: 79
Views: 9585

Zanchief wrote:Don't you dare rag on the freeman.


Easy Reader...that's my name
by Jimmy Durante
Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:11 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Michael Richards?
Replies: 168
Views: 29161

Are "sheep" and "read a book" the new turd emoticons?
by Jimmy Durante
Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:04 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: I'm going to Denmark
Replies: 153
Views: 7705

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I assume this was part of your audition for the next Rocco Siffredi film?
by Jimmy Durante
Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:28 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Can anyone help me out?
Replies: 11
Views: 2190

"Big Janet Brown" -- I can only imagine what sort of innovative moniker your tag team partner goes by. :dunno:
by Jimmy Durante
Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:47 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Electric Shaver
Replies: 35
Views: 6220

Another nay for electric shavers, nor do I find shaving my face terribly time consuming.
by Jimmy Durante
Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:27 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: Photography
Replies: 15
Views: 3042

EOS here as well, which I love to death. My older brother got me into it as he was quite the adept photographer (except when it came to capturing flying fish).
by Jimmy Durante
Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:13 pm
Forum: Current Affairs
Topic: iPod royalties to Universal?
Replies: 0
Views: 473

iPod royalties to Universal?

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"According to a Reuters report, Universal is now taking the precendent set by Microsoft's Zune and moving to force Apple to include a royalty payment with each iPod. In the words of Universal Music's Doug Morris, 'These devices are just repositories for stolen music, and they all know it. So ...
by Jimmy Durante
Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:30 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: What do you want for Christmas?
Replies: 108
Views: 6786

My two front teeth.
by Jimmy Durante
Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:31 am
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: I'm going to Denmark
Replies: 153
Views: 7705

Gaazy wrote:damn right, I never cussed in front of Mamaw again.

Was this before or after the helping of grits and biscuits?
by Jimmy Durante
Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:40 pm
Forum: Cap's Alehouse
Topic: The odd couple
Replies: 8
Views: 581

The odd couple

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LONDON - A pair of British twin boys has been born with different skin color, a rare genetic occurrence according to experts.

In an interview with Britain's Sky News program, mother Kerry Richardson said that the boys were both born white but as they've gotten older one of the boys got darker ...