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Deer problems

Postby kaharthemad » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:10 pm

In January they were planning on doing a massive kill for the deer since they have become such a major problem with crops. The Nutjobs screamed that deer were people too and prostested by standing in the shooting areas making it unsafe to kill the deer. Seems they got thier wish and the Deer kill was stopped. Now the same counties that cockblocked this humane pest removal system have a new problem. According to the news today over 400 deer in 12 surrounding counties(of which 9 were on the Deer kill list)deer have been found starved to death because the farmers reacted by adding barbed wire and electric fences to the fence lines of thier crops as well as other means of protecting the crops from this pestilence.

So instead of humanely killing bambi...we starve him todeath..WTG guys.
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Postby Project DARC » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:19 pm

all that wasted venison.

venison jerky is the best.
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Postby Gaazy » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:32 pm

id be more than happy to come kill your bambi, actually I killed him a few months back :balloons:
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Postby Malluas » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:50 pm

i thought starving was euphoric, dignified and humane.. a gun shot hurts.. WTF
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Postby Gaazy » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:51 pm

hunting deer with a gun is for pussy, need bow hunting
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Postby Martrae » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:57 pm

Malluas wrote:i thought starving was euphoric, dignified and humane.. a gun shot hurts.. WTF


Way to take stuff out of context and try and twist it to your ends.
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Postby labbats » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:00 pm

Instant death > Slow agonizing death



Someone cut and paste that to PETA
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:31 pm

Martrae wrote:
Malluas wrote:i thought starving was euphoric, dignified and humane.. a gun shot hurts.. WTF


Way to take stuff out of context and try and twist it to your ends.


no shit ~_~

Bow hunting is fine as long as the hunter doesn't fucking suck at it. A coworker of mine had never gone hunting and went for the first time, thought she couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and ended up hitting the deer, but putting it right through the middle of its back and watching it thrash in pain for the next 30 minutes.

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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:37 pm

Somebody should have sent in Ted Nugent to take care of the problem... GO NUGE!
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Postby xaoshaen » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:40 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:Bow hunting is fine as long as the hunter doesn't fucking suck at it. A coworker of mine had never gone hunting and went for the first time, thought she couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and ended up hitting the deer, but putting it right through the middle of its back and watching it thrash in pain for the next 30 minutes.


I'm confused, did she just enjoy watching it thrash around or did she only bring one arrow?
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Postby brinstar » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:40 pm

fuck ted nugent
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Postby Malluas » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:44 pm

matrae just pointing out funny stuff.. and how we treat animals like humans and humans like animals thats all.

i don't know, PETA is suffering a slow and agonizing death.. does anyone even give them press anymore?
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Postby Mop » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:51 pm

hey the deer are named Terry Schiavo?
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Postby Malluas » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:53 pm

Dr. K WHERE ARE YA ?????
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:02 pm

xaoshaen wrote:
Gypsiyee wrote:Bow hunting is fine as long as the hunter doesn't fucking suck at it. A coworker of mine had never gone hunting and went for the first time, thought she couldn't hit the broad side of a barn and ended up hitting the deer, but putting it right through the middle of its back and watching it thrash in pain for the next 30 minutes.


I'm confused, did she just enjoy watching it thrash around or did she only bring one arrow?


It was the first time and she started spazzing out and shaking and couldn't do it again.. 30 mins is probably an overstatement - eventually someone else had to shoot it for her.
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Postby Diabolik » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:09 pm

the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
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Postby Narrock » Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:21 pm

brinstar wrote:fuck ted nugent


What the?

Ted owns.
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Postby Tuggan » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:59 pm

haha, ted is fucking scum. that pos had to get permisson from his fiance's parents to get married... not out of tradition, no no. cause the bitch was 15.
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Postby Narrock » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:30 am

Ted is a killer guitar player. He's a reserve deputy sheriff. He teaches hundreds of kids every year on gun safety and bowhunting safety. From what I've read about him, he's a genuine guy... good, faithful husband, excellent father, and is conservative politically. He also give lots of money to some local charities in his native Michigan. He's also a hell of a nice guy. I met him at the NRA National Convention in Reno a couple years ago.

So for those of you who don't like Ted... :badrazz:

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Postby Diekan » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:32 am

Tuggan wrote:haha, ted is fucking scum. that pos had to get permisson from his fiance's parents to get married... not out of tradition, no no. cause the bitch was 15.


Soo, what did his mom and dad give him the go ahead?

p.s "the one" sucks - never liked his music.
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Postby Narrock » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:41 am

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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:47 am

Gaazy wrote:hunting deer with a gun is for pussy, need bow hunting



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Postby 10sun » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:34 am

Mindia wrote:Ted is a killer guitar player. He's a reserve deputy sheriff. He teaches hundreds of kids every year on gun safety and bowhunting safety. From what I've read about him, he's a genuine guy... good, faithful husband, excellent father, and is conservative politically. He also give lots of money to some local charities in his native Michigan. He's also a hell of a nice guy. I met him at the NRA National Convention in Reno a couple years ago.

So for those of you who don't like Ted... :badrazz:

You know nothing of this brilliant man.


I know he is a pedophile.
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:54 am

ummm why cause of the 15 year marriage? not to condone or derail it but...last i checked the age of marriage before 1930 was 15 to 16. seems strange that less than 100 years ago 15 would have bee just fine...

Maybe Ted is just one of those 'Old Fashioned' types the geezers talk about.

As for the 15 marriage, I have not heard of this. can anyone pop up a link to it? Ill look as well. Im just curious.
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Postby 10sun » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:26 am

kaharthemad wrote:ummm why cause of the 15 year marriage? not to condone or derail it but...last i checked the age of marriage before 1930 was 15 to 16. seems strange that less than 100 years ago 15 would have bee just fine...

Maybe Ted is just one of those 'Old Fashioned' types the geezers talk about.

As for the 15 marriage, I have not heard of this. can anyone pop up a link to it? Ill look as well. Im just curious.


Similar ages 100 years ago, not three times their age. People didn't often live to be past the age of 45, so if he is so old fashioned, why doesn't he just go fucking die?
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