Hi my name is Ergomas and I am an attention whore...

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:39 am

Hey Silvestra - less talking and more sucking. Just cut a hole out of the paper bag... oh and wash this week, please... don't want my apartment smelling like a cannery while you're here.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:48 am

haha give me a few minutes to come up with a really snappy comeback. That one was good.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:54 am

this is more fun than most of the shit that goes on on these boards.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:05 am

I know, I know. When I get a few minutes break at work, I will be back. I am already formulating a mean comeback.

Spliffs · Post by **Spliffs** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:22 am

SILVESTRAS AVATAR IS THE DEVIL. IT IS TRYING TO POSESS ME. HELP

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:32 am

How the fuck can you think that hideous thing is cute? It's annoyingly bright colors, it constantly moves and takes attention away from text, that girls smile is enough to make Cubans turn around and start swimming back south, and how can you not think about golden showers with it saying 'Pee Pee Time"

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:53 am

It looks like she has to go potty to me. You guys read into stuff way to much

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:56 am

Well duh she looks like she has to go potty, but she is fucking ugly and so is all the color around it. Using metaphors to describe it is just more fun though.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:58 am

I just picked it off of Vonkaars list. I havent had the time to surf the Intraweb for a really neat one yet. I think shes cute.

Spliffs · Post by **Spliffs** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:40 am

Personally I have never met a child, (or any person) who gets a devilishly mischevious grin on their face when it is "pee-pee time." At least, no where outside of a very very dirty piece of cinematography.

:facial:

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:44 am

My son does the exact same thing, minus the pigtails.

"Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom"

"WHAT!?!"

"I gotta go pee pee"

"Then go!"

"To late tehehe"

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:30 am

Ugzug can't get anyone in real life, everyone already knows that. So he comes here to try and get some e-pussy and he even fails at that. Then he decides that he doesn't like all but supermodel women so he can be an e-pimp.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:44 pm

Taxx... leave the insults to Silvestra - she's better at it. You just go back to your STFUYSMF line... that works for you.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:02 pm

Taxx wrote:Ugzug can't get anyone in real life, everyone already knows that. So he comes here to try and get some e-pussy and he even fails at that. Then he decides that he doesn't like all but supermodel women so he can be an e-pimp.

Actually, from what I hear, the rogue he hooked up (forget her name sorry) isn't too bad to look at. He on the other hand is ugly, hairy fat man @@

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:17 pm

I am a HUGE ugly hairy man... with big cone-shaped nipples, too. You should see those puppies when I'm cold. WU~

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:45 pm

Ug, you're turning me on

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:47 pm

Lourdes - once you lay yourself on top of the big mountain of furry love, you'll never want nothing else!

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:57 pm

My digital panties are getting all damp @@

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:07 pm

mine too... but I sweat on relatively cool days...

Naginataka · Post by **Naginataka** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:09 pm

Finally, a good thread on the new boards!

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:58 am

ok I changed my avatar for you. I like this one, because I like getting spanked. MEOW

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:53 am

It's fine for now, but it's gonna piss me off later when I decide to block it and still get the forum borders cut off!

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:55 pm

Apoco1 · Post by **Apoco1** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:57 pm

nice to meet you, whore~

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 12:14 pm

Why does Ebaumsworld.com put their signature on every picture they get their hands on? I've seen alot of them before without the signature so I know they didn't make them.