I need a bitch...I need ta get paid...

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 2:25 am

In these times, of hate and pain
We need a remedy, to take us from the reign
Jealousy, a little greed
I’ve been thinking, of what I need

I need a freak, to hold me tight
I need a freak, everyday and every night
I need a freak, I really do
I want a freak, one with ass that looks like you
I need a freak, exclusivly
So that she only comes and satisfies me
I need a freak, to hold me tight
I need a freak, everyday and everynight (help me out!)

I need a freak, to hold me tight
I need a freak everyday and every night
I need a freak, with long long hair
A super freak, in underwear

I need a freak, here what I say
I need a freak, to get me through the day
I need a freak, so I can swerve
I need a super freak, to calm my nerves

Now everyday is the same, I go get me a freak
Take her to my house to we hit the sheets
Got a saltwater fish tank built in the wall
Fat jucuzi tub, sitting in marble
Freaks can’t resist, the way it’s laid
I spit the game and I got paid
Say short what you doing with all that stack
Bitch seen all four walls had plaques
She go on and drop them drawls
Don’t take to long, she can’t stop the law with street player
Short dogg baby is a
Kyptonite smoked out crazy nigga
I slip some crip on the freak (bitch)
She started licking on my feet
Up to my ears, back down to here
I need a freak everyday and that’s real

I need a freak everyday and every night
I need a freak everyday and every night

They say the freaks come out at night
You on my mind, you outta sight
If I don’t see ya tonight it ain’t on
I take my other little young bitch home
Niggers like me, know just what to do
Me and homie want to fuck with you and your girl
Teach you about the new world
Spit the game like old school perms and curls
Get naked, and do that girl
Keep it right there I got on in the chamber
I aim it at your face and then squeeze the trigger
Can you hang with a freaky ass nigger
She took it all, had a ball
She got nothing but a party y’all
So all you squares and player haters don’t sleep
I need a freak

I need a freak, to hold me tight
I need a freak, everyday and every night
I need a freak with long long hair
A super freak, in underwear

I need a freak, I really do
I want a freak, one with ass that looks like you
I need a freak, here what I say
I need a freak, to get me through the day

Short dogg’s in the house
Ya that’s right
Players will be players baby
All dogs must chase the cat
Famous words
We going to get off into this x-rated shit
Ant banks, can I flip the script?
If you break the beat down I’m going to come back, watch
So break it down, watch
We’re going to break it down old school style
This is the old school type right?
Short dogg’s in the house representing east oakland west coast
This is a west coast thang bitch!
I need a motherfucking bitch, you know what I’m saying
So we’re going to call this part two
It’s called "i need a bitch"

I need a bitch, to hold me tight
I need a bitch to suck my dick every night (every night)
I need a bitch, I need to get paid
I need a bitch, tonight short dogg’s getting laid (that’s right)
I need a bitch, you all here me talking
I need a bitch, cause real pimp game be walking
I need a bitch, I really do
I want a nasty ass bitch that acts like you, bitch!

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:18 am

nothing more pathetic than a white teenager trying to act like a black kid from the ghetto.

/pity ON

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:20 am

unfortunately this failed abortion is in his mid to late 20s

Scoota McGee · Post by **Scoota McGee** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:23 am

What a brilliant, well thought out and insightful post this topic is. Truly we are fortunate to have a mind creative enough to copy paste rap lyrics. Thanks for inspiring all of us.

Drunnken · Post by **Drunnken** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:31 am

it's just as bad as when other people copy paste any song lyrics :? which happends far too often

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:32 am

If he's really in his mid to late 20s, then this isn't pitiful or pathetic, it's downright.... well... I can't even think of a word to describe the depth of sympathy I have for his parents.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:57 pm

Did I not warn that wed be subjected to his retardation soon enough?

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 1:14 pm

There's a lot of wisdom in short dog's lyrics haters.

I was summoned to this board to enlighten you all.

Apoco1 · Post by **Apoco1** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 1:18 pm

you are a waste of sperm.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 1:39 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:There's a lot of wisdom in short dog's lyrics haters.

I was summoned to this board to enlighten you all.

lying fuckapple

who "summoned" you?

i want his head on a pike right under yours

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:55 pm

shhhhhhh.... maybe if we ignore slowboy he will go away......

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:03 pm

Weve tried that before.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:27 pm

brinstar has about as much chance of going away as andy dick does at looking hawt..

OH SNA :cry:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:43 pm

I must say after digging out a bunch of old too short albums from my collection this is one of the few rappers I still actually dig.

Too short keeps it real. I think all men should take relationship advice from this man.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:41 pm

Playas Holiday is teh win

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:08 pm

*rolls eyes*

Now the white-boy poser is talking about "keeping it real"....

how more ironic can you be.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:31 pm

Ugzugz wrote:*rolls eyes*

Now the white-boy poser is talking about "keeping it real"....

how more ironic can you be.

i grew up in the suberbs and my mom was a very cold women.

if that isn't enough street cred i don't know what is.

PS I'm black IRL.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:38 pm

STFU FGT I AM BLACK IRL!

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 10:24 pm

Johnn of War wrote:STFU FGT I AM BLACK IRL!

LIES!

How many pieces of chicken are in a bucket of extra crispy?!

Metranon · Post by **Metranon** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:21 am

half as much as if you had 2 buckets of extra crispy

Lucafixt · Post by **Lucafixt** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:28 am

unfortunately this failed abortion is in his mid to late 20s

The hanger must have punctured his brain on the attempt as well.

catseye nameless · Post by **catseye nameless** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:05 pm

This guy is a retard. But dont ever say an unkind word about todd shaw! When i was in highschool I thought i was todd shaw, much like the whiteboys of today think they're all eminem and jay-z.

Thon · Post by **Thon** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:09 pm

there needs to be a freestyle battle between ralf and indo~

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:10 pm

people have been tryin to a freestyle showdown with indo for awhile now, he always bitches out

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 7:00 pm

ya hehe he's always like "come to my rap battle message board and then talk shit bitch" and we're like :roll: