ROFL....is that the best you can do? Call me a bitch?
You see it happens to be true.
What is also true is you have the ranting skills of a 2 year old. Gonna do the 'I'm water and you're glue. It rolls off me and sticks to you next"?
You prepubescent, no hair on your dick wonder. You obviously try to jack off repeatedly while looking at your toons inventory, but since you haven't even grown a pair all you are left with is that frustrated feeling that somethings missing. So you log in, and spend massive amounts of time sitting at a boring ass camp so you can get that next 'uber' drop so you can try again.
That doesn't completely satisfy tho, does it cuz you come here and try to get other people excited for you, hoping they'll show you the proper way to jack off, and no one here gives 2 shits about what gear you have. This leaves you with the same old let down feeling again, doesn't it?
So you try a couple lame ass attempts at flaming. They are filled with such great advice as calling people tards, bitches and saying "Eat me". Those flames are the equivilent to your 'uber' drops. They just don't quite fill anyone with envy. Pity perhaps but not envy.
The best part tho was this
You have to buy ass too?
Remember this hon. Cuz with your 'uber' loot and pathetic flames, this is the only way you'll ever get any.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
