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by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:50 am

Scoota, if you manage to locate the time stopping feature of your "watch", come get me. We'll go cause merry shenanigans all over Portland.

We can put people in amusing situations and positions, like taking a peeing dog and putting in on a cop, or bending someone over by someone else so it looks like they're having sex. It will be keen!

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:52 am

let's freeze time and change clothes on the transvestites at the roxy

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:53 am

ok so, we must formulate a super secret plan so as the watch does not fall into the wrong hands. I volunteer to have first watch with the watch, my bank account is low.

by **Griever** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:56 am

The watch is mass produced. You'll have to make sure the process of freezing time is not discovered.

by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:56 am

Heh, we could go to Darcell and actually dress the models up as men!

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:56 am

no, you'll trick us

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:58 am

whoa two posts by the time i type that one

by **Scoota McGee** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:58 am

My Dad is from Portland. He told me a story from when he left Portland to go to boot camp in San Diego for the Marines. He said he was terrified of the giant ball of fire in the sky he'd never seen before. Apparently it rains a lot in Portland. I have visions of albino like people with pink eyes scurrying through the drizzle from Starbucks to Starbucks.

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:58 am

hey i know. let's go to city central and set up the bomb under psu. no one needs that college

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 7:59 am

Griever wrote:
YO U MORONS READ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YO<-U MORONS READ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MORONS READ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TA DA!

We muist be careful that certain people are not given the watch, they will freeze time and run far away with the watch and they will try to rule the world and we will all suffer under their rule of tyranny.

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:01 am

don't give the watch to finawin, whatever you do.

by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:02 am

I graduated from PSU, tool! The crazy preacher man owns you.

And the watch might be mass-produced, but the time stopper isn't. The watch is just a shell the scientist guy put on it so it blends in.

by **Aatrex** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:04 am

hey who wants to see my crappy photoshop I did in class today?

by **Scoota McGee** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:05 am

I do I do

by **Griever** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:06 am

So why does only Scoota's watch have the timestopper?

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:06 am

I wanna see, and I have no idea how or why I quoted the last thing I quoted

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:08 am

here i found a diagram of how to use the watch

by **Aatrex** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:09 am

Ok...

This one is REALLY scary so I'd put on a diaper or something before you see it.

This second one is a beautiful rendition of some work that someone already surely thought of...

As you can see I'll surely be making millions doing photoshops as soon as I graduate, so no need to praise me for my prowess.

by **Griever** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:09 am

oh no the secret is out

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:10 am

hmmmm

I see the point of your diagram, BUT if it is true that Math goes west, and if we didnt have math copper would go up, then WTF are you talking about?

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:15 am

Makes makes the boundary for Copper. The TRIANGLE is most important ever. EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF TRIANGLES EXCEPT COPPER. DO NOT USE OR TOUCH COPPER. COPPER IS MADE OF CIRCLES.

do you understand?

by **The Kizzy** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:16 am

yeeeeeeees.................NO

by **labbats** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:20 am

It's a simple principle really Sil. See the copper is merely a ruse for unsuspectiong readers to overlook the obvious reference to religion and the inherent use of faith to dileneate solid answers. Here is where religion and science divert. Science is ruled by hard answers and theorems, etc ad nauseum. However, religion and faith are governed wholly by beliefs that have no support structure. So the triangle is a simple game whereby you see a scientific use for the transfer of quasi-truthful religion intonations.

by **Drem** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:22 am

by **Scoota McGee** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:23 am

Phase 1: Collect underpants

Phase 2: .....

Phase 3: Profit

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