Federal Pound-me-in-the-ass-prison

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:34 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7139448/?GT1=6305

I personally got a warm feeling inside whan I saw his conviction.

horendus · Post by **horendus** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:41 pm

That picture makes me feel bad for his wife. He's a dick, I hope she leaves him, takes the remaining money from his accounts and shacks up with a pool boy.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:42 pm

Haha, he opened board meetings with a prayer.

"Any Jews here...good...let's pray".

horendus · Post by **horendus** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:44 pm

um Jews can pray too- they just pray to God and not Jesus.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:47 pm

I heard that guy made them pray to Jesus...even the Jews.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:48 pm

But seriously, if I was that guy and I was in my 60s and facing hard prison time, I'd take whatever cash I had left and fucking run.

horendus · Post by **horendus** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:50 pm

hellz yah - fuck hes already basically got life in prison... what are they gonna do if they catch him? give him a longer sentence?

Post by **Arlos** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:51 pm

Nice. Now, I can't wait until Kenneth Lay is joining him.

-Arlos

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:35 pm

If I were him I would take 50 million and pay some ex-general to lead a massive army of guerrilla warriors from all over the world to take over the prison and break him out with the promise of tons more cash later. While this is all happening I would be filming it and making it into the biggest reality TV show ever.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:05 pm

Ken Lay will never join him.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:06 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:If I were him I would take 50 million and pay some ex-general to lead a massive army of guerrilla warriors from all over the world to take over the prison and break him out with the promise of tons more cash later. While this is all happening I would be filming it and making it into the biggest reality TV show ever.

Ralf dude, sometimes, youre a genius.

Skrum · Post by **Skrum** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:11 am

ralf stole that from swat. same thing basically.

Aires · Post by **Aires** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:59 am

[quote="horendus"]That picture makes me feel bad for his wife. He's a dick, I hope she leaves him, takes the remaining money from his accounts and shacks up with a pool boy.[/quote]

Well im not sure on this but wouldnt they freeze his assets and maybe even take whats left. This is just a thought.

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:33 pm

Well im not sure on this but wouldnt they freeze his assets and maybe even take whats left. This is just a thought.

Why do you think the wife is crying? You don't think she actually loved him and hurts because he is going to jail do you? She is crying because she just lost it all and her house in the Hamptons

dammuzis · Post by **dammuzis** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:40 pm

Ebbers gambled by taking the witness stand late in the trial, insisting he was unfamiliar with the details of accounting and knew nothing about the fraud taking place on his watch.

it is my understanding that when your a ceo of the company it is your job to know..
isnt the whole reason they get paid obscene amounts of money is because "their responsible for the whole company"?

i think a more appropriate punishment for this guy would be to confiscate everthing he owns (or he put under his wifes name) sell it and distribute the money to the people he stole from

Post by **Arlos** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:34 pm

Mofish wrote:Ken Lay will never join him.

Unfortunately, I tend to believe that sentiment, and if he doesn't, it's because he spent the last however many years sucking on the collective Bush family ballsack. Have you ever heard any of the tapes from the Enron traders, where they outright admit fucking California over by artificially creating energy shortages to artificially inflate prices, and laugh about what it would end up meaning to poor people? And that's just the traders, Lay directed and ordered such behavior, on TOP of the accounting fraud, and the engineered executive bailout of their stock holdings, so they kept most of their money, while regular employees weren't allowed to sell, and in most cases, lost everything.

I'm not a big fan of the death penalty, but Kenneth Lay and all his cronies should be burned at the stake.

-Arlos

Post by **Lyion** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:36 pm

Arlos wrote:Have you ever heard any of the tapes from the Enron traders, where they outright admit fucking California over by artificially creating energy shortages to artificially inflate prices, and laugh about what it would end up meaning to poor people? And that's just the traders, Lay directed and ordered such behavior, on TOP of the accounting fraud, and the engineered executive bailout of their stock holdings, so they kept most of their money, while regular employees weren't allowed to sell, and in most cases, lost everything.

Ebbers was just as bad with MCI. I personally know people who's entire retirement accounts were wiped out by this turd.

They need to sock it to these people. I was glad he was convicted.

Scoota McGee · Post by **Scoota McGee** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:40 pm

These guys affected the lives of a lot more people than your average serial killer. Frankly, I think the death penalty would be appropriate... Or at the very least put them in a real jail in the general population, and make sure everyone there knows he probably stole money from them or someone they know... make it personal for the cons.

Post by **Martrae** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:59 pm

I like the way you think, Scoota.

Zanathar · Post by **Zanathar** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:34 am

ralfmacchio wrote:If I were him I would take 50 million and pay some ex-general to lead a massive army of guerrilla warriors from all over the world to take over the prison and break him out with the promise of tons more cash later. While this is all happening I would be filming it and making it into the biggest reality TV show ever.

Which is the entire premise of Die Hard 2, starring Bruce Willis.