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Postby Tossica » Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:22 pm

Holy shit!

T-Rex soft tissue
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Postby Tuggan » Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:59 pm

its gonna be fucking sweet if we really started cloning dinosaurs.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:03 pm

Woah... I was coming here just now to post this link.

I want a domesticated trex to ride around. That would be sweet.
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Postby Martrae » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:03 pm

I was reading this earlier....thought it was fascinating. :)
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:04 pm

could they take the dna of a trex and dump it in a bunch of stem cells and create one? If so that would be worth 1000 babies.
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Postby Aires » Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:12 pm

Yeah i could really see a Jurrasic Park thing happen, with everything going wrong and everybody dies.
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Postby mofish » Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:43 pm

Freakin awesome. (Carl voice)
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Postby Rust » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:06 am

Darcler could get one to replace her pit bull, and train it to not lick the baby.

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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:08 am

Would be great to experience a brontosaurus burger like Fred Flintstone.

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Postby Martrae » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:29 am

Dinosaur eats man
Woman inherits the earth!
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Postby mofish » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:33 am

Seriously. This is utterly astounding. Also, there could be more. They need to check all the fossils we have inside for this softer tissue.

Can they get DNA out of this tissue? They might :eyecrazy:
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Postby brinstar » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:34 am

Woman dies out because no one will change the oil on her SUV or kill the spider in her laundry room
compost the rich
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Postby Harrison » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:31 am

:owned:
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Postby Martrae » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:53 am

Nah...we'll have the bull dykes to save us.
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Postby mofish » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:06 am

http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm
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Postby Langston » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:25 am

That is one angry woman.

I bet she's ugly and smells like fish.
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Postby araby » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:28 am

THis is very exciting!
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Postby Mop » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:31 am

I agree with this lady 100% ... I am on my way to cutting my penis off right now~!
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Postby Yamori » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:35 am

mofish wrote:http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm


:ugh:

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Postby Diekan » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:48 am

She had me until this quote:

Retaining the mail has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction



What does Publishers Clearing House have to do with reproduction?
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Postby Diabolik » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:33 am

Wasn't she the one who shot Andy Warhol?
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Postby mofish » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:35 am

Yeah movie 'I shot Andy Warhol' is about her.
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Postby DangerPaul » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:08 pm

I think she needs to just get laid.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:45 pm

"We're doing a lot of stuff in the lab right now that looks promising"


lol I'd like to see the "trial-and-error" and mid-stage experiments.
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Postby mofish » Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:30 pm

The already indisputable evidence of the Earth's age and the existence of dinosaurs 70 million years ago will continue to pile up; your dark-age religious opinions on the subject will get more and more absurd; life will go on.
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