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kaharthemad
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by kaharthemad » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:23 pm
Want to remember Twinkels the wonder kitten? Want lay on Spot after he is dead? Now you can with Pet Pillows!!!!
http://www.jeanettestaxidermy.com/pet_pillows.html
Yes thats right Pet Pillows!!! Cat Crew look out! When you out live your usefulness you will be processed into the throw pillow for someone like Ugz or Scoota.
Martrae
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by Martrae » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:26 pm
That's freaky...
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Langston
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by Langston » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:29 pm
Time to start harvesting cats. I bet she'd make me a pair of slippers...
Mindia wrote: I was wrong obviously.
kaharthemad
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by kaharthemad » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:30 pm
Please freeze your pet immediately upon passing to insure there will be no hair slippage. Double bag to insure no freezerburn.
I think that is the first time that sentence has been used in the history of mankind.
Project DARC
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by Project DARC » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:44 pm
i always wanted to make underwear out of my dogs ears. they'd be ideal.
Trielelvan
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by Trielelvan » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:06 am
You know, taxidermists are some of the strangest people.
I mean, who the hell would mount
THIS on their wall?
fucking psychos...
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Gaazy
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by Gaazy » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:34 am
I've got the head of a buck on my wall@
labbats
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by labbats » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:36 am
In my roadside hotel, my mother prefers taxidermy.