To the posters of the Whore House

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:32 pm

I wish it was caught on tape. I have to go by what people tell me about it. I barely remember any of it. Adrenaline burned the memory clean except a few flashes here and there.

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:38 pm

Gaazy wrote:2 points to Ralf for the Indo reference

i know a guy who a state cop now, but took years of his life to go train some Brazilian grappling or some shit. This motherfucker was bad, we watched him get in a fight outside of a bar one time and he crawled around this guy who was twice his size like a fucking spider and put him in some shit that made my stomach hurt, makes it hurt now just thinkin about it

Capoeira

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:53 pm

You remember that stupid movie about the capoeira guy who became a teacher then battled brazilian drug dealers? He also played in "the Crow" tv series? Capoeira is also dogshit.... You try breakdancing against me in a fight and your ass is going doooowwwn.

Well anyways, that guy mentioned above's dad is a badass Kajukenbo teacher who I trained with a few times... The martial art is the only one I know in which their core principal is to update the art and be as effective as possible in the street, while on the other hand karate prides itself on tradition. We used to train on cement floors, little to no padding, and in street clothing. It was pretty effective for the time but I think the gracie style of jujitsu is superior now.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:57 pm

In my personal opinion, any martial art can be dangerous when applied in real situations.

Take what you learn from it and use what is effective from experience. It's not very often you're going to use shit like a crescent kick, but when you do or have the oppurtunity they're going down like a sack of shit with broken ribs.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:58 pm

I would like to see your lay this guy out Ralf, i would bet money he would have you laying on the ground calling him whatever he wants to be called hehe <3

Post by **Tossica** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:53 am

Haha Labbats cracked me up again.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:15 am

ralfmacchio wrote:You remember that stupid movie about the capoeira guy who became a teacher then battled brazilian drug dealers? He also played in "the Crow" tv series? Capoeira is also dogshit.... You try breakdancing against me in a fight and your ass is going doooowwwn.

Well anyways, that guy mentioned above's dad is a badass Kajukenbo teacher who I trained with a few times... The martial art is the only one I know in which their core principal is to update the art and be as effective as possible in the street, while on the other hand karate prides itself on tradition. We used to train on cement floors, little to no padding, and in street clothing. It was pretty effective for the time but I think the gracie style of jujitsu is superior now.

Only the Strong :-x

and have you ever heard of 'Krav Maga' Ralf? I guess its what they train the Israeli Defense corps. From what ive read theres none of the chi find your focus bullshit, its pretty much instinctual movements to be used in a street fight scenario.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:57 am

DangerPaul wrote:
Kizzy wrote:
DangerPaul wrote:Tom Cruise was a ninja, not a samurai

He was The Last Samurai

Oh, THAT's right, you are right again as always. Silly of mer to contradict such a wonderful person.

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:07 am

Anytime you want to think you are a badass, karate, kung fu, Ju Jitsu, Sword wielding mofo.. Just remember this small snip

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:27 am

That is classic, GPS owns me too

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:30 am

Everything owns you.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:23 am

All you little girls who keep bragging about how much ass you kicked are full of shit. There isn't anything cool about getting in fights or beating the snot out of someone just because you can or want too.

I can't even remember the last time I got into a fight, I haven't had a reason too. It's best to just difuse the situation, fighting should always be a last resort. These days there is more to worry about than hurting your fist or getting your ass kicked.

These days everyone carries a fucking gun and will whip it out and shoot your ass, no martial arts is going to help you in that situation.

What if the person is seriously hurt (or you) and someone gets sued or the other person dies? You're pretty much fucked at that point.

So please take all this kicking ass bullshit and stuff it right up your ass. There is a time and a place for self defense and brawling at a bar or in a parking lot isn't one of them.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:34 am

runamonk wrote:All you little girls who keep bragging about how much ass you kicked are full of shit. There isn't anything cool about getting in fights or beating the snot out of someone just because you can or want too.

I can't even remember the last time I got into a fight, I haven't had a reason too. It's best to just difuse the situation, fighting should always be a last resort. These days there is more to worry about than hurting your fist or getting your ass kicked.

These days everyone carries a fucking gun and will whip it out and shoot your ass, no martial arts is going to help you in that situation.

What if the person is seriously hurt (or you) and someone gets sued or the other person dies? You're pretty much fucked at that point.

So please take all this kicking ass bullshit and stuff it right up your ass. There is a time and a place for self defense and brawling at a bar or in a parking lot isn't one of them.

We (5 of us) got jumped by 10-15 people minimum. Pure self defense, I don't fight until absolutely necessary.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:38 am

Harrison wrote:
We (5 of us) got jumped by 10-15 people minimum. Pure self defense, I don't fight until absolutely necessary.

That's a different story, like I said self defense is different.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:42 am

Run, they did not go to cause problems, they went to support a friend who was working out some issues, and people got way too worked up and jumped them all.

Marital arts is not useful in a the sense that you will get in an actual fight that follows it, but it does help with self-disipline, and allows you to be able to think rationally in a fucked up situation instead of paniking (fuck spelling)

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:54 am

Aikido will teach you more ways on how to avoid fights than actual ways to "fight". (back to something I skipped over earlier when people were knocking on Aikido)

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:59 am

runamonk wrote:All you little girls who keep bragging about how much ass you kicked are full of shit. There isn't anything cool about getting in fights or beating the snot out of someone just because you can or want too.

I can't even remember the last time I got into a fight, I haven't had a reason too. It's best to just difuse the situation, fighting should always be a last resort. These days there is more to worry about than hurting your fist or getting your ass kicked.

These days everyone carries a fucking gun and will whip it out and shoot your ass, no martial arts is going to help you in that situation.

What if the person is seriously hurt (or you) and someone gets sued or the other person dies? You're pretty much fucked at that point.

So please take all this kicking ass bullshit and stuff it right up your ass. There is a time and a place for self defense and brawling at a bar or in a parking lot isn't one of them.

Thanks for that enlightnening post Mr. Tinypants. Talk tough on the internets, rah! The only posts that somewhat resemble 'bragging' would be Ralf, and if you taught hand to hand combat in the marines I think you are pretty justified in doing so.

And where do you live where everyones carrying a gun? I gotta wait fuckin 6 months for my pos county to approve my CCW.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:09 pm

Mr. Tinypants here would roll you up and smoke your ass like a philly blunt.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:16 pm

Cause he has a motorcycle and a mean lookin expression? Heh, For some reason I doubt it. Im what you might want to call a 'self-defense nut' nobody is gonna fuck with me or the people I care about.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:14 pm

thats all people do here is get drunk and start fights :dunno:

eh, just west virginia i guess

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:35 pm

No one scares me more than that angsty looking super skinny white kid in that pic with indo.

Shannan · Post by **Shannan** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:36 pm

Ralf, why did Indo go away? My cousin thought he was cute, :teehee:

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:59 pm

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:14 pm

her cousins have shitty taste in men however

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:16 pm

Must run in the family :boots: