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Postby Martrae » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:47 pm

Doubtful he'll live until morning.

Heart Failure
High Fever
Urinary Tract Infection
Last Rites

Looks like it's his time to go.
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Postby brinstar » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:05 am

:(
compost the rich
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:08 am

Ciladan looks like he's going to eat me!
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Postby Ciladan » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:11 am

I am.
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Postby Diabolik » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:12 am

/countdown to Mindia posting something decidedly unchristian
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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:12 am

get a crown, you snaggle-toothed freak
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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:13 am

What was the count? Did I win? :boots:
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Postby Ciladan » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:13 am

Oh :(
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Postby Diabolik » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:14 am

<img src="http://www.bonnieslimoges.com/places/crown.jpg">

k?
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Postby Diabolik » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:15 am

:balloons:
Mindia wrote:Yes Kizzy, and if given the opportunity I would love to SPIT in your face right now, you fucking PIG.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:15 am

Oh, you mean about the Pope... lol

Nah, I'll keep my Pope comments to myself while he is about to kick the bucket.

I wonder who is next to receive the "keys" handed down from Peter...
/snicker

And the crown comment was for Ciladan's lack of a toof on his top row of toofeses.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:43 am

Diabolik wrote:/countdown to Mindia posting something decidedly unchristian


Funny how that would upset you, but it's ok for you to make fun of Terry Schiavo...
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Postby fefn » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:06 am

believing in nothing rules because I can make fun of everything
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Postby Mop » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:57 am

I heard we took terry schiavo's feeding tube to give to the pope.

hey btw that is a shame he is going to die, but at least the media will have a seemless transition from Terry to the pope.
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Postby Lyion » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:16 am

Is Falwell still close to death? That'd be the three names right there.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:35 am

I think he's recovering (worse luck) but Prince Rainier isn't gonna make it, most likely.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:10 am

Should we place bets on time of death?

I pick 3pm today.
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Postby Mop » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:13 am

I think Jesus was on vacation in for MTV spring break, he comes back to heaven and is all


omgz terri, the pope and, jerry is still alive...overtime!
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Postby Trielelvan » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:14 am

That is a shame to hear :(

Mart, I will see your 3pm, and raise you via "The Price is Right!" rules.
3:01pm!

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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:36 am

Okay now following "Price is Right" rules I should be able to bid $1...how do I do that with times?
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Postby Martrae » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:38 am

3:02 :)
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Postby Tossica » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:52 am

He is going to hang on for like 2 weeks... haha.
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Postby Tossica » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:54 am

Actually... all the prayers in the world were used up for Mrs Shiavo... now the poor pope is going to die because there are no prayers left! You selfish bastards! You killed the pope!
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Postby Martrae » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:54 am

LOL
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Postby Mop » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:54 am

he is good for at least 12 years if he got her feeding tube.
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