A whole new meaning to shit-eating grin....

[brinstar]

What? Come on, you can't lump us in with that fuckin' Martian!

harrison is the farva of NT

[Spacewoman Spiff]

I think that's one of the best analogies I've ever heard.

[Eziekial]

In Louisiana, cops stop you if your not drunk and question your patriotism.

[xaoshaen]

You know, I've been running under the rule of thumb that I just ignore Fin's posts, as he's largely incapable of formulating a complete sentence, let alone an actual argument. Mea culpa, I'll try to learn from my mistakes and continue to ignore his white noise in the future.

I will say that, Martrae, I think I'd be offended if I were you:

Thank God someone fucking knows what they're talking about.

I'm sick of you wannabe know-it-alls googling shit for 2 seconds then coming back and spouting off your ignorance.

When Fin's using you as a tacit supporter of his drivel, it's time to be afraid. Of course the pure comedic gold contained in that last line is sufficient justification for this thread's existence.

[araby]

Yah I mentioned in another thread a couple of weeks back that a guy I know got arrested at a convenient store because the cop smelled alcohol on his breath. He couldn't give him a DUI because he didn't see him driving, but he did arrest him for public drunkeness, and all he was doing was buying a pack of smokes.