After death

[Insanityfair]

They were added into the original books.

I would like to see said books.

[Narrock]

Here are the books that were added to the Bible. If your "Bible" has these books in it, then it is not the "Holy Bible." What you have is a book that has been desecrated by certain individuals, by adding into the Bible what should not have been there to begin with:

The First Book of Esdras
The Second Book of Esdras
The Book of Tobit
The Book of Judith
The additions to the Book of Esther
The Wisdom of Solomon
Ecclesiasticus or the Wisdom of Sirach
The Book of Baruch
The Story of Susanna
The Song of the Three Children
The Story of Bel and the Dragon
The Prayer of Manasseh
The First Book of Maccabees
The Second Book of Maccabees

If you have a Bible with the following books ONLY in it, then you have a true copy of the living, breathing, holy-spirit-influenced Holy Bible:

Genesis 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50
Exodus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
Leviticus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27
Numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36
Deuteronomy 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Joshua 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
Judges 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
Ruth 1 2 3 4
1 Samuel 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
2 Samuel 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
1 Kings 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
2 Kings 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
1 Chronicles 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
2 Chronicles 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36
Ezra 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Nehemiah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Esther 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Job 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42
Psalm 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150
Proverbs 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Ecclesiastes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Song of Solomon 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Isaiah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66
Jeremiah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52
Lamentations 1 2 3 4 5
Ezekiel 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48
Daniel 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Hosea 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
Joel 1 2 3
Amos 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Obadiah 1
Jonah 1 2 3 4
Micah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Nahum 1 2 3
Habakkuk 1 2 3
Zephaniah 1 2 3
Haggai 1 2
Zechariah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
Malachi 1 2 3 4

Matthew 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
Mark 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
Luke 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
John 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
Acts 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
Romans 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
1 Corinthians 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
2 Corinthians 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Galatians 1 2 3 4 5 6
Ephesians 1 2 3 4 5 6
Philippians 1 2 3 4
Colossians 1 2 3 4
1 Thessalonians 1 2 3 4 5
2 Thessalonians 1 2 3
1 Timothy 1 2 3 4 5 6
2 Timothy 1 2 3 4
Titus 1 2 3
Philemon 1
Hebrews 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
James 1 2 3 4 5
1 Peter 1 2 3 4 5
2 Peter 1 2 3
1 John 1 2 3 4 5
2 John 1
3 John 1
Jude 1
Revelation


That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. Just the true "Holy Bible" in its entirety.

[Insanityfair]

I was just getting ready for bed and wanted something to read, damned you and your excessive numbers!

[Narrock]

lol

Those are just the chapters... the names of the Chapters are what's important. Pick a book from the Bible and start reading if just for a few minutes each evening before you turn out the lights. It's actually quite addictive. The Bible is fascinating and has several juicy stories in it. :P

My recommendation is to start from the beginning of the Old Testament... with the book of Genesis.

[Diabolik]

[Drem]

Lyion is right. Learn Latin. Apparently the Romans said that the only bibles that were allowed to be read were the originals in Greek, Aramean(Aaramaic), and Latin. A bible in any other language is technically considered inaccurate.

The reason it's those three languages is that it was believe that Jesus spoke those languages, as his name was engraved in all three languages at the top of the orthodox cross he was nailed to, which looked a bit different than the average cross that comes to mind nowadays.

fyi

[Ganzo]

Let me fix it for you Mindia

If you have a Bible with the following books ONLY in it, in HEBREW, then you have a true copy of the living, breathing, Holy Bible:

Genesis 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50
Exodus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
Leviticus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27
Numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36
Deuteronomy 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

[Martrae]

I see once again man is deciding which books are the true word of God and which are not.

[Lyion]

Those are just the chapters... the names of the Chapters are what's important. Pick a book from the Bible and start reading if just for a few minutes each evening before you turn out the lights. It's actually quite addictive. The Bible is fascinating and has several juicy stories in it. :P

My recommendation is to start from the beginning of the Old Testament... with the book of Genesis.

What a shame you have to read a shredded version of it, with so many mis translations and mis representations.

Your research has misinformed you. I suggest you learn Latin first. Second you work to become humble and charitable, giving time and working to be Christlike. It's apparent to anyone here you do neither of those things.

You may have done minimal research, but you have not gained wisdom and your soul is in danger. What a pity. I fear you will realise your error too late, but that is your own choice.

Also, might I suggest putting down your bible and working in a soup kitchen, a hospice, or another way of aiding your fellow man. But if you had done heavy research, you would already be doing these things. Somehow I doubt it, as does everyone else here.

You see, the difference between us besides the fact I know more about the bible than you because I've read it in Latin, is that I also 'ACT' in a Christian manner. That does not mean merrily reading your Bible for 30 minutes after writing a scathing hate filled piece of rhetoric here, then going nighty night, then indeed you are headed for damnation.

Likewise, being 'good' to your friends and neighbors is not an act that grants you the keys to heaven any more than 'mindlessly being born again'. By your beliefs 'false' premise, if Hitler decided to become born again in the final 15 minutes if his life, he'd get in the pearly gates. I'm sorry if your simplistic fundamentalism carries an apparent false flag to any who have had faith much longer than you, and especially those of us who selflessly work without vanity or pride in our religion, as God would want.

Go speak to a Jesuit if you seek to really understand religion.

[Drem]

I see once again man is deciding which books are the true word of God and which are not.

No, it's not like that at all. It's that certain languages are definitive, as they were the first languages the book was written in.

[Lyion]

Might I also add the huge amount of amusement I gather from you preaching against Catholicism, while your signature is a picture of a Catholic man potraying Jesus from a Catholic Directors intepretation of the bible.

[Martrae]

I see once again man is deciding which books are the true word of God and which are not.

No, it's not like that at all. It's that certain languages are definitive, as they were the first languages the book was written in.

I see my point has completely eluded you.

[Ganzo]

I see once again man is deciding which books are the true word of God and which are not.

No, it's not like that at all. It's that certain languages are definitive, as they were the first languages the book was written in.

I see my point has completely eluded you.

Unfortunatly my point has completely eluded you as well.

[Lyion]

Ganzo, what is your view on ancient Jewish texts not written in Hebrew? What is your opinion on the Essenes and the Dead Sea Scrolls?

I've been led to believe Hannukah is derived from non Hebrew written ancient Jewish texts. How does that hold within the teachings of the synagogues?

[Martrae]

I wasn't talking about you, Ganzo. I was talking about Mindia.

[Narrock]

Those are just the chapters... the names of the Chapters are what's important. Pick a book from the Bible and start reading if just for a few minutes each evening before you turn out the lights. It's actually quite addictive. The Bible is fascinating and has several juicy stories in it. :P

My recommendation is to start from the beginning of the Old Testament... with the book of Genesis.

What a shame you have to read a shredded version of it, with so many mis translations and mis representations.

Your research has misinformed you. I suggest you learn Latin first. Second you work to become humble and charitable, giving time and working to be Christlike. It's apparent to anyone here you do neither of those things.

You may have done minimal research, but you have not gained wisdom and your soul is in danger. What a pity. I fear you will realise your error too late, but that is your own choice.

Also, might I suggest putting down your bible and working in a soup kitchen, a hospice, or another way of aiding your fellow man. But if you had done heavy research, you would already be doing these things. Somehow I doubt it, as does everyone else here.

You see, the difference between us besides the fact I know more about the bible than you because I've read it in Latin, is that I also 'ACT' in a Christian manner. That does not mean merrily reading your Bible for 30 minutes after writing a scathing hate filled piece of rhetoric here, then going nighty night, then indeed you are headed for damnation.

Likewise, being 'good' to your friends and neighbors is not an act that grants you the keys to heaven any more than 'mindlessly being born again'. By your beliefs 'false' premise, if Hitler decided to become born again in the final 15 minutes if his life, he'd get in the pearly gates. I'm sorry if your simplistic fundamentalism carries an apparent false flag to any who have had faith much longer than you, and especially those of us who selflessly work without vanity or pride in our religion, as God would want.

Go speak to a Jesuit if you seek to really understand religion.

Go ahead and remain in your sheepish ways Lyion. BAAAAAAH BAAAAAH BAAAAAH

Go ahead and keep thinking the Catholics have it "right." But just remember... when you are denied access to the kingdom of heaven, remember that you chose to be ignorant, and closed-minded. I'll toss an ice cube down to you every now and then.

[Narrock]

Let me fix it for you Mindia

If you have a Bible with the following books ONLY in it, in HEBREW, then you have a true copy of the living, breathing, Holy Bible:

Genesis 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50
Exodus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
Leviticus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27
Numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36
Deuteronomy 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

ROFL

Well, at least you're partially correct, Ganzo. I'll give you that much credit. However, your upbringing has unfortunately shielded you from the truth in it's entirety.

[Trielelvan]

Go ahead and remain in your sheepish ways Lyion. BAAAAAAH BAAAAAH BAAAAAH

Go ahead and keep thinking the Catholics have it "right." But just remember... when you are denied access to the kingdom of heaven, remember that you chose to be ignorant, and closed-minded. I'll toss an ice cube down to you every now and then.

So, will you be wanting a 1 or 2 bedroom condo then?

[Narrock]

I would like a palace actually. I deserve it.

[Trielelvan]

In hell? Absolutely! But you'll have to share it with Hitler, Saddam, Dahmer, and few other choice individuals.

[Narrock]

Might I also add the huge amount of amusement I gather from you preaching against Catholicism, while your signature is a picture of a Catholic man potraying Jesus from a Catholic Directors intepretation of the bible.

Unfortunately for you, my sig picture is not a screenshot from "Passion," Einstein.

[Narrock]

In hell? Absolutely! But you'll have to share it with Hitler, Saddam, Dahmer, and few other choice individuals.

So, in your estimation, what have I done to deserve an eternity of damnation?

[Zanchief]

If I was God, and I think I might be, I would put Mindia in Hell and televise it as a new hit reality TV show.

[Narrock]

If I was God, and I think I might be, I would put Mindia in Hell and televise it as a new hit reality TV show.

[Trielelvan]

In hell? Absolutely! But you'll have to share it with Hitler, Saddam, Dahmer, and few other choice individuals.

So, in your estimation, what have I done to deserve an eternity of damnation?

Hey, you're the one who asked for a palace there. I was only asking about a condo...