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by **Yeshua** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:12 pm

Hello there my peoples, or isrealites as we said in my day,

For those that don't know who I am, I am Yeshua..or known as Jesus. As of late I have been extremely busy.. well I guess you could tell. First the Tsunami, that was a mess of paper work, then the whole Terry Schiavo fiasco, Saint Peter is still mad at me. It is so hard to process someone at the gates of heaven when all they can say is hurrrrrrrrrr. Then the lawyer, for OJ (PS yes he did make a deal with Satan). Then the pope, really catholics are such kiss asses, really another feeding tube. You creatures and your media, crazy. And I am kinda working on this whole rising from the dead thing again, One time was hard to pull off (smoke and mirrors btw) two times is going to be a serious challenge.

So anyways, I have been getting these prayers from a carpenter(much like myself) named Mindia, usually while he seems to be frequenting this 'internet'. He has been praying for all you to see the light and give your lifes to me. I thought I would take a moment, before I go take care of the pope, and see how is good work is going...well I am shocked.

I have never seen anyone with so much disdain and hatred for people while using my name. I mean for a closet homosexual that frequently masturbates to pictures of young boys (he did some carpentry work at neverland ranch) that has quite often in the past broken many sins, preaching about me.. well really with you on my side, who needs satan.

I would just like to notify all of you, to ignore this ass who continually uses my name for his half assed arguments. He is worse than these so called 'preachers' on your TV device.

Yeshua of Nazareth

by **Trielelvan** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:41 am

Jesus?
When we die, do we squirt?

by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:43 am

Yes. It's called mung.

by **Jesus** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:23 am

Too bad Mindia is going to hell.

by **Narrock** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:41 am

Too bad so many of you are ignorant.

by **araby** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:11 pm

To bad you have faux jesus sig!

by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:29 pm

Whoa, whoa. I believe we're straying from the main point of this topic. Mung.

Discuss.

by **Trielelvan** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:06 pm

Is like beer...

by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:09 pm

How is mung like beer?

I think it's more like a frothy smoothie of decomposed female baby makin's.

by **Trielelvan** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:12 pm

Vivalicious wrote:frothy

I forget where I heard it from... something Canadian. Everything "is like beer."

by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:40 pm

For everyone going "WTF" right now, from Wikipedia:

Additionally, mung refers to a sexual act that has gained popularity in Internet newsforums. The act of mung is described as taking place between two individuals and a corpse. The act requires some putrification of the inner organs as one participant is said to push down on the chest, forcing liquids out of the anus, vagina, or penis and into the other participants mouth. This is generally followed by penetrative intercourse by both participants heightening the necrophilia.