COUGH (bullshit) COUGH

[Narrock]

Garg - if you were to stop complaining about how everyone "picks" on you, then try to act normal instead of like the village idiot in a Northern province of Canada, then we wouldn't incessantly laugh AT you for looking like a fool.

If you would SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE no one would mock you.

But you can't do that. You don't have the ability to speak intelligently. You don't have the capacity to understand the simple concepts that are discussed in these forums. You don't have the forebearance to read an entire thread without getting distracted by a pack of HoHos only to post errantly while cramming your gullet.

As far as you living in a trailer goes, you can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl. You might not live in a trailer ANY MORE - but it's quite obvious that you used to. It's also quite obvious that you used to suck cocks for a living... a meager one, I'm betting.

You should go back to that... giving blowjobs for $5 at the local Jiffy Mart by the trailer park. At least there you'd get paid for taking a shot to the face... unlike here.

Damn, that rates quite high on the harsh factor.

[Harrison]

Would probably be more insulting if everyone didn't know the guy saying it is a pussy.

[Langston]

pussy

Look! Lumpy is talking about things he doesn't understand again!

[Harrison]

You need new material dude.

You're going downhill on the insults. Then again, I'm not insulted easily by people I could fold in half, chew up and shit out.

[Langston]

New material? You, of all people, didn't just say that. Your idea of new material was to stop calling people "dicks" and start calling them "pussies".

Whew! Did you break a sweat with that effort?

Listen, it's very simple... Just shut the fuck up till you can actually come up with something witty or poignant. Really... it's not even interesting to "spar" with you... you have nothing and your responses are tepid.

[mappatazee]

Ok, let's get a few facts straight here.

1 - I don't know who the fuck you are. I never knew you in game, nor do I know you here / now.

2 - As I have already pointed out. I haven't played EQ in over a year and a half, and I haven't been on the Nameless in over two years.

3 - Despite not knowing you; I have only sent you ONE PM... a PM asking you what the fuck was wrong with your guilds MB (I had been browsing the guild boards of the NM and when I clicked on yours my Norton blocked a virus). Other than that I have never spoken to you directly.

4 - Your *story* is full of more holes than Mindia's head... one minute I was trying to cyber you, then I just sent you a picture (why the fuck would I send YOU - someone I didn't know, or have any interest in knowing a fucking picture out of the blue).

5 - There has only been ONE female on this board that I have attempted to flirt with seriously, and she's taken so I backed off out of respect for her and the guy she's with.

Why don't you just admit what REALLY happened here? You got teased for posting in the wrong forum... guess what... you're on NT... we all get fucked with for EVERYTHING... secondly, no where in any of the teasing was they're a personal attack - YOU made it into one. You got pissed off and took offense for NOTHING... then with your back against the wall you accuse me of some rediculous *attempted* cyber to get the heat off you and to get back at me (probably in part for the horse comment in the other forum). Your mistake was that you had no idea of when I stopped playing, nor when I left the server.... when I told you, you thought "oh fuck..." Then you started to back peddle - trying to get out of it. You went from being positive, to "well I don't have any proof" to "drop it, please please please drop it."

You got caught, now you want it all to go away...

I've cybered chicks (hopefully they all were chicks) in EQ... and have no problem admitting it. I have no one here to *answer* too. But, if you think for a single second that you're going to embarass me by making up some story about how I wanted you ohhh so badly, you're sadly mistaken.

Firstly, I never said WE CYBERED. I said you TRIED to cyber me. I also said, it was here. I also said to drop it. Of course, you waited until I logged off to post your retaliation. Man, you are a sad, pathetic, small-penis bearing man. And now I leave you at the mercy of the dogs because, by dragging it on, you asked for it.
Secondly, I think the horse joke was amusing. I'm sure if Martrae knew how much pleasure it gave me to read her sig, she would change it. If I were yuou, I would stfu. But hey, I already gave you that chance.

What the fuck is this shit. It just about did my head in. Gargamellow, damn, please put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger you dumb whore.

[DangerPaul]

This whole thread made me rofl a lot. Diekan tried to cyber me, to get me to go to Steamfont for his epic fight, true story...

[Tuggan]

god damn diekan, you whore.

[Ciladan]

Ugzugz...for god's sake..I don't live in a trailer. I am reminded of the many messages I have received to ignore you since you say the same thing over and over. It makes me sad, but I am going to do it.

Garg - if you were to stop complaining about how everyone "picks" on you, then try to act normal instead of like the village idiot in a Northern province of Canada, then we wouldn't incessantly laugh AT you for looking like a fool.

If you would SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE no one would mock you.

But you can't do that. You don't have the ability to speak intelligently. You don't have the capacity to understand the simple concepts that are discussed in these forums. You don't have the forebearance to read an entire thread without getting distracted by a pack of HoHos only to post errantly while cramming your gullet.

As far as you living in a trailer goes, you can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take the trailer out of the girl. You might not live in a trailer ANY MORE - but it's quite obvious that you used to. It's also quite obvious that you used to suck cocks for a living... a meager one, I'm betting.

You should go back to that... giving blowjobs for $5 at the local Jiffy Mart by the trailer park. At least there you'd get paid for taking a shot to the face... unlike here.

And so the bait is set.

[Diekan]

This whole thread made me rofl a lot. Diekan tried to cyber me, to get me to go to Steamfont for his epic fight, true story...

It was hawt!

[The Kizzy]

I may be going out on a limb here and be in the running for most hated poster on NT, but Garg is not a bad person. She has a big heart, but like many here (me included) when she feels attacked, she goes ballistic. She gets mad at the internetz.

In all fairness, after the comment made that it was in the wrong forum, a simple, I'm sorry, I was wrong, mods, please move this thread to the appropriate forum would have been a better move. Now look at all the drama!!

[Tuggan]

the most simple minds typically get the "aww.. but shes got a big heart!" excuse.

[Harrison]

Having a big heart isn't exactly a good thing either.

Believe me

[Harrison]

For the reasons made clear in the post above mine.

[Captain Insano]

I may be going out on a limb here and be in the running for most hated poster on NT, but Garg is not a bad person. She has a big heart, but like many here (me included) when she feels attacked, she goes ballistic. She gets mad at the internetz.

In all fairness, after the comment made that it was in the wrong forum, a simple, I'm sorry, I was wrong, mods, please move this thread to the appropriate forum would have been a better move. Now look at all the drama!!

In a nutshell:

Internet Heavyweight Trailerpark Championships-

Internet: 5,345 Gargemellow: .02

[DangerPaul]

I may be going out on a limb here and be in the running for most hated poster on NT, but Garg is not a bad person. She has a big heart, but like many here (me included) when she feels attacked, she goes ballistic. She gets mad at the internetz.

In all fairness, after the comment made that it was in the wrong forum, a simple, I'm sorry, I was wrong, mods, please move this thread to the appropriate forum would have been a better move. Now look at all the drama!!

you are right, she isn't a bad person, she is a stupid person

[Captain Insano]

lol no you arent

[Captain Insano]

last word

The ownage of garg just doesn't quit in this thread.

[Narrock]

Having a big heart isn't exactly a good thing either.

Believe me

Can't get a girlfriend, eh?

[DangerPaul]

he has more women than Hef, he just choses to not like any of them

[Ciladan]

Jeez even Kaiine liked to cuddle :S

[Virra Lynn]

I own Garg. The rest of you just wish you did.

[DangerPaul]

whatever helps you sleep at night*







































*
which probably includes a safety harness in case she rolls your way in the middle of the night

[Diabolik]

Holy fuck, that's a gigantic ass sig.

[Diekan]

I own Garg. The rest of you just wish you did.

Holy fuck, that's a gigantic ass