NIGGERS AT MY BUS STOP!!!11

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NIGGERS AT MY BUS STOP!!!11

Postby Captain Insano » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:24 pm

can't be having any of that!
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Postby Harrison » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:33 pm

FUCK NO
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Postby Ginzburgh » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:33 pm

:lol:
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Postby Lyion » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Diabolik » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:42 pm

:liar:

There's no such things!
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Postby labbats » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:49 pm

Unacceptable
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Postby Adivina » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:54 pm

:gtfo2: We all know niggers can't take the bus~
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Postby araby » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:56 pm

The bus stop was in front of my house. My house had two roads bordering, so the stop sign there was the "bus stop." Except the black people stood on the other side of the street always, we never stood together, this was around age seven I guess.

One time, the skater guys asked the black people if they'd like to come stand at the bus stop, and the biggest guy named Sherman said, "No honkeys at mah bus stop!!" :rofl:
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Postby labbats » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:59 pm

But, see...

That would constitute comedy on national television nowadays, whereas Ralph's statement would bring about a lawsuit. What's next? Women fighting on the front lines, side by side with men? Oh, the humanity!
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:14 am

actually i wouldn't mind that.. unless they were black... and took the bus to the front lines. :rofl:
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Postby mofish » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:26 am

mad niggerish
You were right Tikker. We suck.
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Postby Diabolik » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:35 am

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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:10 am

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME.
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Postby Malluas » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:02 pm

love to kick your ass that is :)
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Postby Jennay » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:29 pm

Black people LOVE LOVE LOVE to J-walk so that is why they stood on the other side of the street. Just so that they can not cross at the crosswalk. Proven fact.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:37 pm

Hey, my sister's best friend's dog groomers' hairstylist is black. We are like family man, family.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:53 pm

Jennay wrote:Black people LOVE LOVE LOVE to J-walk so that is why they stood on the other side of the street. Just so that they can not cross at the crosswalk. Proven fact.



moon crickets loooovvvee breaking the law.... It almost as much fun as cooking fried chicken with a side of crack.
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Postby Gaazy » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:08 pm

Restraunts should have a few black people hired at all times to cool peoples soup with them big ole dicksuckers
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Postby Jennay » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:46 pm

I live in a pretty nice area, but once in a great while you will see a black person on the side of the road waiting for the Smartbus. They are usually decked head to toe in FUBU or NIKE and wearing panty hose for a hat. I'm pretty sure they commute to the nice areas to wash dishes at Red Lobster or drive thru at KFC. Anyway, a crosswalk can be 5 feet away, and they will walk into traffic stopping in between lanes on a 55 mph road, just to get to the Smartbus sign. When they approach my vehicle, I lock my doors and roll up my windows fast. :ugh:
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Postby Mop » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:54 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:
Jennay wrote:Black people LOVE LOVE LOVE to J-walk so that is why they stood on the other side of the street. Just so that they can not cross at the crosswalk. Proven fact.



moon crickets loooovvvee breaking the law.... It almost as much fun as cooking fried chicken with a side of crack.


Moon crickets is one of my fav terms, It ranks up there with nip and spick
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Postby DangerPaul » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:09 pm

Jennay wrote:I live in a pretty nice area, but once in a great while you will see a black person on the side of the road waiting for the Smartbus. They are usually decked head to toe in FUBU or NIKE and wearing panty hose for a hat. I'm pretty sure they commute to the nice areas to wash dishes at Red Lobster or drive thru at KFC. Anyway, a crosswalk can be 5 feet away, and they will walk into traffic stopping in between lanes on a 55 mph road, just to get to the Smartbus sign. When they approach my vehicle, I lock my doors and roll up my windows fast. :ugh:


have a mysterious brake failure next time
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Postby Narrock » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:17 pm

When I was in basic training in the Air Farce (1985) there was a black airman in my flight that used to walk around chanting semi-quietly, "I hate white boys... I hate crackers." It used to bother me, not because he was calling us "crackers" and whatnot, but that we were supposed to be a team, a cohesive unit working together to accomplish our goals. That kind of racial individualism doesn't cut it in the military. I used to wonder why he even joined.
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Postby Jennay » Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:00 pm

This thread is now Thread of the Day. :balloons:
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:23 am

Mop wrote:
ralfmacchio wrote:
Jennay wrote:Black people LOVE LOVE LOVE to J-walk so that is why they stood on the other side of the street. Just so that they can not cross at the crosswalk. Proven fact.



moon crickets loooovvvee breaking the law.... It almost as much fun as cooking fried chicken with a side of crack.


Moon crickets is one of my fav terms, It ranks up there with nip and spick



I laughed my ass off the first time I head someone call them moon crickets... like some serious LAFFO ensued. Spic is another good one. I like "Heeb" too.

I liked the marine corp for the fact that racial humor was pretty much allowable and damn funny.... This one time we had KFC for lunch and our black Sgt Major walks in and says "did you think you young crackaz were going to bring fried chicken in here without the black sgt major finding out?... gimme one of dem wings and some taters."

We gave him some of it, then told him we were fresh out of Koolaid. We all rofle.d
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:44 am

fo shur yo
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