Deer problems

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:34 am

was there grass on the field?

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:38 am

If not play hockey?

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:06 am

10sun wrote:
kaharthemad wrote:ummm why cause of the 15 year marriage? not to condone or derail it but...last i checked the age of marriage before 1930 was 15 to 16. seems strange that less than 100 years ago 15 would have bee just fine...

Maybe Ted is just one of those 'Old Fashioned' types the geezers talk about.

As for the 15 marriage, I have not heard of this. can anyone pop up a link to it? Ill look as well. Im just curious.

Similar ages 100 years ago, not three times their age. People didn't often live to be past the age of 45, so if he is so old fashioned, why doesn't he just go fucking die?

lol

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:06 am

I thought his wife had been a professional broadcaster and they met during an interview....

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:11 am

She must have been des in order to have considered that talentless fool as a "good catch." But, then again he is rich and famous...

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:27 pm

Ive had a bad shot before and hit it in the back, thats when you put another arrow through its head, unless it runs off and you have to follow it for 3 miles, that sucks =( Bow hunting takes a lot more skill that using a gun, its funner, adds more game to it

THe Nuge is the shit!

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:30 pm

I met his wife. Her name is Shemaine. She is hawt, and super cool. And she really doesn't look that much younger than Ted.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:47 pm

Shemaine or Shemale? I wouldn't be suprised at either - but then again would anyone be?

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:01 pm

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I wish that he’d be gone
Chauvanistic republican
Kills animals cause he
Forgot how to write a song

He’s a dick!
Fuck him!
Asshole!
Fuck him!

Fuck ted nugent, fuck the nra
And fuck their attitude
He thinks riding a buffalo
And wearing oakleys
Will make him look real cool

He’s a dick!
Fuck him!
Asshole!
Fuck him!

He thinks he’ll get the girls,
By killing little squirrels

Jennifer lopez
Fur wearing fucking twat
She likes to eat dead cow
She thinks it’s cool to wear eyelashes
From dead foxes
Cuz she thinks it hides the pounds
Shes a bitch!
Fuck her!
Asshole!
Fuck her!

Shes a bitch!
Fuck her!
Asshole!
Fuck her!

One more time....

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edited for direct download link

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:12 pm

needs more angst...or a country twang

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:49 pm

angsty

Diabolik · Post by **Diabolik** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:20 pm

The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
He did it so he could bond with his male friends
He did so they could broadcast it on ESPN

And when the news hit the wire,
Greenpeace activists were crying in their hankies
They hadn't heard anything so awful
Since the first record by Damn Yankees
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

Imagine that;
The Motor City Madman in your backyard stalking your cat... Scratch Fever.

And Bob Barker cried
And Ricki Lake tried to save them
Noah turned right around in his grave
And they were all dead
But he was still Ted

He did it with his bow in hand
Sitting up North in the open air
He did it for the Michigan Militia
He did it for Fred Bear
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

Cause he had so much respect for wildlife
He started tipping over goldfish bowls and chasing Bambi's mom with a knife
Which is the equivalent of having so much admiration for an art museum
That you burn all the paintings as soon as you see them
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

Raccoons get in the garbage!
(Kill 'em)
Baby seals are too cute!
(Kill 'em)
Squirrels, yum!
(Kill 'em)
Orangutans! Wang, dang that Orangutan!
(Kill 'em)

He killed them all, big and small
So he could put their heads up on his wall
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

for the record, hunting is cool with me as long as you eat the thing and the animal is legal to hunt.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:29 pm

My goal for this year is to kill a deer with a bow I made myself.

Let's see how it goes.

Backup plan...

Kill a deer with A bow (any bow, don't care if I made it myself. I don't even care if it is a compound bow or a longbow)

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:30 pm

I want 200lbs of deer meat to feast on motherfucker.

Venison > ***

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:10 pm

I killed my first bear this year, that was some pretty good meat, wild boar is good too :wink:

anyone ever had rattlesnake?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:39 am

Ted wrote some pretty awesome books. One you might like Gaazy, is "Kill it and grill it." He has some pretty good recipes in there too.