Holy shitballs batman it's a near earth object

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:01 pm

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news146.html

Won't have to worry about this one until approx 2029 though...

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:06 am

I'm sure god will just make it go away, or if it hits earth, only heathens will be affected

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:44 am

Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God." :rolleyes:

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:46 am

I'm upset that this even entered my consciousness. The sooner the media stops crying wolf, the sooner I start watching the news again.

Treehorn · Post by **Treehorn** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:48 am

The Jesus will rapture his faithful away before the shit gets too heavy down here np~

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:49 am

Probably. But just to be sure, I'm putting on my purple tracksuit and drinking poison.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:28 am

Mindia wrote:Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Mudcrush Durtfeet · Post by **Mudcrush Durtfeet** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:47 am

That's a damn big rock, and I think the first time they've found anything of significant size that had a > 1% chance of striking Earth in our lifetimes.

Notable for that, if nothing else.

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:50 am

sooo.........when is the big quake suppose to hit again? 10 years ago...

bogus!

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:19 pm

We'd better send Bruce Willis, Ben Afflek, Robert Duvall and Tea Leoni for good measure on this one.

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:36 pm

liv tyler can sing in the music video

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:39 pm

Donnel wrote:We'd better send Bruce Willis, Ben Afflek, Robert Duvall and Tea Leoni for good measure on this one.

Im going too.....

Then entire way im singing "Im leaving on a jett plane....i dont know when ill be back again............"

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:02 pm

It's a proven fact that drilling for oil is harder than being an astronaut

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:09 pm

Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:20 pm

Your clock is slow.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:43 pm

Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:18 pm

Drem wrote:liv tyler can sing in the music video

neigh

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:50 pm

If liv tyler sings we should also get Mr. Ed and make it a duet.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:14 pm

Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

OMG That was freakin HILARIOUS! TIKKER IS TEH FUNNEYZZ :rofl:

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:57 pm

Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

OMG That was freakin HILARIOUS! TIKKER IS TEH FUNNEYZZ

Proof God has a sense of humor.
if God exists.

Antilus · Post by **Antilus** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:58 pm

Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Mindia wrote:Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

I only have to look at mindia to know that there is no god~

Good Lord, it's only noon and Tikker is starting up with his idiocy already!

As opposed to you, that has no off switch for the idiocy?

OMG I TOOK THIS GUYS COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH AFTER I REALIZED IT WASNT JESUS, TURNS OUT LOLZ LOLZ IT WAS LOLZ A GOD DAMNED LOLZ RANDOM LOLZ COCK LOLZL MOUTH .. LOLZ COCK LOLZ OUCH LOLZ HE JIZZED LOLZ ROFLZ IN MY LOZL EYEBALL LOZL IT STINGS LOLZLZLZLZ ROFLMAO

fixt~

Leadaira · Post by **Leadaira** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:05 am

Mindia wrote:Yeah, because after all... an asteroid colliding with earth would prove the absence of "God."

That was sweet Minda... :lol:

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:19 am

god has played too many tricks on me for me to like him anymore

i mean, near death experiences (1970 RV going 90 with 2 escaped murders from Folsom prison driving barely missing my friends car... 1 foot away on my side.) broken neck, seperated shoulder, dislocated stuff... until he looks out for me once... god is on my shitlist

yes you can say he saved me.. but god damnit looks alot like he is tryin to kill me

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:03 am

labbats wrote:Probably. But just to be sure, I'm putting on my purple tracksuit and drinking poison.

Don't forget your roll of quarters.

Post by **Ganzo** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:55 am

Malluas wrote:god has played too many tricks on me for me to like him anymore

i mean, near death experiences (1970 RV going 90 with 2 escaped murders from Folsom prison driving barely missing my friends car... 1 foot away on my side.) broken neck, seperated shoulder, dislocated stuff... until he looks out for me once... god is on my shitlist

yes you can say he saved me.. but god damnit looks alot like he is tryin to kill me

When a Man died, God showed him the road of his life. God said, see footprints next to yours, that was me walking alongside you, guiding you. Man said, what about parts where there is only one set of footprints. God said, this was most dificult times in your life. Man said, so God why did you abandon me in most dificult times, when i needed you most. God said, I did not abandon you, you only see one set of prints because during your most dificult times, I was carrying you.