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by **Captain Insano** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:53 am

I am moving beyond just selling hardware now and offering service to small and medium sized business and need a good name that reflects a company selling information technology...

I thought some of you creative types might be able to give me some inspiration.

I was thinking something like Innovative Technical Solutions or Livewire Technology... I am not the most creative person obviously.

Creamy Inner Thighs Computers also has a nice ring to it.

by **Mop** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:00 pm

NPT

Nigga Please Tech - Every peice of hardware served with a piece of fried chicken.

by **runamonk** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:09 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:I am moving beyond just selling hardware now and offering service to small and medium sized business and need a good name that reflects a company selling information technology...

I thought some of you creative types might be able to give me some inspiration.

I was thinking something like Innovative Technical Solutions or Livewire Technology... I am not the most creative person obviously.

Creamy Inner Thighs Computers also has a nice ring to it.

Do you have any partners in this business? What are your initials, names? Anything can be combined into something catchy and creative?

by **Captain Insano** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:20 pm

My partners name is Steve Lazerus. My initials are RLC.

by **10sun** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:28 pm

Karate
Kid
Komputers

by **Diabolik** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:33 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:My partners name is Steve Lazerus. My initials are RLC.

Lazerus Computer Resurrection Services

by **Tikker** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:55 pm

Hyper-compu-global-mega-net

Or, just go for something simple, that reflects what you do

the Computer Handyman Connection

by **Gypsiyee** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:18 pm

Hyper-compu-global-mega-net

Gotta go with Tikker on this one

Just don't let Bill Gates buy you out.

by **10sun** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:24 pm

PITA Computers.

by **Zanchief** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:26 pm

10sun wrote:Karate
Kid
Komputers

by **The Kizzy** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:06 pm

How about Koala-ty Computers with a Koala as your mascot.

by **Captain Insano** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:30 pm

Pirate Technology... Technology that goes AVAST! arrrrrgh!.

by **Darcler** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:14 pm

Diabolik wrote:
ralfmacchio wrote:My partners name is Steve Lazerus. My initials are RLC.

Lazerus Computer Resurrection Services

I like this one.

by **dammuzis** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:13 pm

uranus hertz

by **Scoota McGee** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:11 pm

Cyberdine systems

or

OCP (Pick your own words, but use this acronym)

by **Diabolik** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:19 pm

Cyberdine Systems: Our computers are self-aware.

by **Narrock** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:25 pm

Initech - "Is this good for the company?"

by **brinstar** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:41 pm

butts

by **brinstar** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:45 pm

by **dammuzis** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:13 am

penatrode

by **Captain Insano** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:29 am

hahahah "Penatrode". Cyberdine systems is also win.

I have basically two very separate divisions in the company. One is my main website and services business which is the majority of what I spend my time on.

I also sell on all the auction networks... Usually my unsold or overstocked equipment goes up there for quick profits. I keep my main division and the auction stuff totally separate.

The main reason for this is I provide next to no support after an auction sale is made due to the slim profit margins involved.

Another reason is that auction whores tend to be total whiny penny pinching jews from podunk towns in the midwest and if they can get a hold of me they think their entitled to me helping them on the phone for an hour explaing the intricacies of the cut and paste operation in MS Word and when I don't help them they get pissed because they bought a brand new computer for 20 percent less than what Dell is selling it for. Man I hate people on the auction networks, but it is a viable way to make money.

I was thinking about changing my name on the auction networks to "Ninja-Computers" and making all my ads ninja themed and comical to say the least.

Seriously, if you were cruising eBay for a computer would you buy from someone with a gimmick or would you be mored inclined to buy from someone average or with a more bland professional ad?

One of the keys to selling in the auction networks is keeping people on your add long enough to hook them for a sale... I was thinking a bit of ninja comedy my do the trick.

Thoughts?

As far as my main business I still haven't come up with anything. I wanted to go with Agilent Technlogies but it turns out that is already a massive company.

I also have been tossing around the idea of GlobalNet, LiveWire Systems, Techtallica Heavy Metal Computers...

Hmmm... ViagraTech could be good too... "Our computers are so great they give you a huge boner! bUY NOW A+++ seller!"

by **Martrae** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:10 am

As far as Ebay goes, imo you'd be better off making it look as homey and inviting as possible. I tend to avoid the obvious companies because of the perception that they are too busy to correct any problems promptly. Someone who's dealing with 100 auctions a day is more likely to miss a payment or send the wrong thing and getting hold of them to fix it is a bitch.

by **Phlegm** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:29 am

Abacus Systems.

by **10sun** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:34 am

CRAZY Ralph's Computers!

My prices are so low you'd think I am insane! (I am also a pedophile, but I don't think that comes into play here!).

by **Darcler** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:13 am

Prices so low, he's practicaly giving them away. Cause he's a CRAA-AZY bio~

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