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The Joy of Swallowing

Postby liquidstayce » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:18 am

So I am doing a search via google for
"madly in love with my husband"
Was trying to get some mushy ideas.. Something to thank Mop for taking good care of me lately.

Well guess this is mushy enough:

I get a "a high-protein, nutrient-rich medium" right on the first page search...............
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/joy-swallowing.shtml
It is actually a pretty informative site.. check out a few of the pages
(may not be safe for work)

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Postby veeneedefeesh » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:21 am

I cant think of a single better way to say thank you. :balloons:
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Postby liquidstayce » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:23 am

ok reading on..
"One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own. "

holy crap... that is a trip
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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:30 am

Stupid fucking women :

Stupid Cunt wrote:We use no contraceptives for intercourse. During my fertile period, my partner pulls out when he is about to ejaculate, moves up my body, and I take him in my mouth. He pushes his dick right to the back of my mouth and shoots it all straight down my throat. I suck the last few drops out and swallow this. There is only a slight aftertaste. We have done this for years now and enjoy it. Me especially, as this way I can take his seed into my body without getting pregnant.


I hope she gets pregnant with a retarded child. It is the man's fault for being so stupid too, I hope his balls fall off.
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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:34 am

Stupid Cunt Dr. Wannabe wrote:Not only is it the healthiest thing you can ingest (for your own beauty), when I was pregnant, I must have swallowed a lot of the stuff, because the child is a brain! Obviously, it was due to the semen swallowed during pregnancy. Blowjobs are wonderful for pregnant ladies and their unborn babies. Also, they're great for your own complexion, your smile, and just think of the attitude improvement after getting all those good vibes and good protein all at once!!!


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Postby liquidstayce » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:46 am

ya but so makes you lol.. things we find in the wee hours of the morning on the internets
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Postby Diekan » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:50 am

She's got to be kidding... Spunk is most certainly NOT healthy to swallow.
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Postby liquidstayce » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:53 am

Well if it is on the internets it must be true...
Cum Nutrition Facts
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In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.

What's in Semen
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

Is Eating Cum Healthy?
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.

Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.





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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:13 am

gross
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Postby Gypsiyee » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:23 am

I've never heard that it was 'un'healthy to swallow, but I can't imagine that it's a supplement to try to have in your daily diet, either.

Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.


This is the extent of pretty much everything I've ever heard about the nutritional value of semen.
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Postby Diekan » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:32 am

Post a credible MEDICAL article that states semen IS healthy and you'll change my position. Until then - it is not healthy to consume.
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Postby Rust » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:44 am

Diekan wrote:Post a credible MEDICAL article that states semen IS healthy and you'll change my position. Until then - it is not healthy to consume.


Exactly why would it be harmful? Apart from any viruses, obviously. So far you sound like a kid who thinks being jabbed with a pencil is bad because it's got lead in it.

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Postby Diekan » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:20 am

Let's see --

Hepititis B - throat gonorrhea - herpes... shall I go on?

You seem to be good at google - so how about you do a little search and see just how 'safe' it is.
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Postby Eziekial » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:22 am

He said apart from any disease. Sheesh, you act like you avoid having girls swallow your seed, which, if you do, is tragic.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:23 am

http://www.sexuality.org/l/sex/sa03.html

Is Swallowing Semen Safe?

A bunch of married monogamous women have been arguing and we need the correct answer...

During oral sex is "swallowing" sperm dangerous....besides the normal disease issues.

If neither partner has a disease that can be transmitted during oral sex, then (aside from the random chance of choking) swallowing semen is not dangerous. Not everyone enjoys the taste of semen or the sensation of ejaculation in the mouth, so if you don't like to do it, don't do it. If you do like it, bon appetit!


http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/?article=faq&refid=072

Question: Is it advisable to swallow semen during oral sex?

Answer: You’re asking a question that has no “correct” answer. The choice you make is your own, and you should do what you feel most comfortable with. However, I will share some things that you should consider before deciding how you feel about the subject.

Swallowing semen has no significant benefits to you, other than it may be a personal preference for your partner. Other than that, semen has no real nutritional value, despite what you may have heard or been told (see Sexual Myths for more info). There is some risk involved when performing oral sex and swallowing semen. As with most activities that involve the exchange of bodily fluids, there is a chance that you could contract a sexually transmitted disease, such as HIV/AIDS or Hepatitis B. If semen carries a virus and there is a small cut in your mouth, the virus can be exchanged between you and your partner. So, unless you and your partner are one another’s first sexual partner and/or have had a thorough physical examination by a doctor, you should be using a barrier method of birth control (i.e. condoms) at all times.


While there is definitely the risk of STDs, gulping down manchowder isn't inherently harmful.
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Postby Rust » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:29 am

Diekan wrote:Let's see --

Hepititis B - throat gonorrhea - herpes... shall I go on?

You seem to be good at google - so how about you do a little search and see just how 'safe' it is.


You must have skipped the part where I said 'viruses'. For that matter you can get hepatitis B or herpes by uprotected intercourse anyhow.

So if all you're claiming is that you can get STDs from having sex, I don't think anyone's going to argue with you. But assuming the male isn't carrying any viruses, the female isn't in any danger from gulping his spooge. If you claim otherwise, again, point us at the infoz. I have some women to send warning letters to if you're right: 'Dear Tanya.... it seems that I may have unknowingly exposed you to drastic health risks a few years ago when...'

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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:37 am

"Tanya" lol Was that your hair dresser?
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Postby Rust » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:41 am

No, she was a girl I dated for a couple months (last year actually), and who works for a bank. Why, you always wanted to date a hairdresser named Tanya or something? Or do you normally get blowjobs from your hairdresser and just assume everyone else does? Or is there some secret MindiaLogic(tm) I'm somehow not getting here? She wouldn't be your type anyhow, she didn't have any dingleberries - I can swear to that from personal knowledge.

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Postby Lyion » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:48 am

Fuck ya'all for sidetracking a thread with so much potential.
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Postby Adivina » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:56 pm

Swallowing is too good for you, just look at how happy your man is after you do it :) Gets you right on his good side lol. :balloons:
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Postby brinstar » Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:40 pm

jeez harrison why all the angst
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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:18 pm

Rust wrote:No, she was a girl I dated for a couple months (last year actually), and who works for a bank. Why, you always wanted to date a hairdresser named Tanya or something? Or do you normally get blowjobs from your hairdresser and just assume everyone else does? Or is there some secret MindiaLogic(tm) I'm somehow not getting here? She wouldn't be your type anyhow, she didn't have any dingleberries - I can swear to that from personal knowledge.

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I've had 2 hairdressers named "Tanya" in the last year. About 3 years ago I had another one named Tanya up in Reno. Seems to be a linkup there between girls named Tanya and hairdressing.
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Postby Gidan » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:55 pm

You're a guy. Go to a barber. No way you'll get a Tanya there :)

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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:00 pm

brinstar wrote:jeez harrison why all the angst


Stupidity angers me when I'm tired :dunno:
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Apr 24, 2005 3:32 pm

you must anger yourself ALOT
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