The Joy of Swallowing

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:49 pm

Gidan wrote:You're a guy. Go to a barber. No way you'll get a Tanya there

~Darcler

Barber is only good if you want a flat top, "high and tight", or a crew cut. Other than that, Barbers are pretty worthless. They're all a bunch of retired military barbers.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 5:53 pm

That whole page was probably written by one guy.

If I'm right, he's a genius.

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:55 am

From blow jobs to barbers...you people are sad and it makes me weep.

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:21 am

I'll take the high and tight with a happy ending, Tanya.

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:30 am

I think a great idea would be for guys to provide a creme du jour, and supply a different flavor every day to keep the special ladies in our lives guessing. Strawberry, pineapple, raspbery, mint and so on...the possibilities are endless. For the not-so-special ladies? Heineken and asparagus would suffice.

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:37 am

Yummy...like a milkshake~

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:46 am

Insanityfair wrote::teehee: Yummy...like a milkshake~

Not with those teeth girl...sorry but Gorky the wonder snake sez....get them capped.

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:38 am

lol me thinks you've used that joke before...

p.s.-don't even get me started on the clown from It, or Ronald, they wasn't the end all be all of attractiveness either. :rofl:

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:04 am

keep it up girl Ill bring him back

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:05 am

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:07 am

Nooooo NO CLOWNS! :ohnoes:

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:38 am

Gorky the wonder snake

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:30 am

mmm flavor of the day.... even if you didn't want to you would have to suck him off just out of curiousity!

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:28 am

my gf/wife (when i have one again, or for the first time lol) MUST swallow. there is no if ands or buts about it. Heh and be ready for alot o sex.. i must get my fill and being latino.. forget about it.. always in the mood lol

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:39 am

Get in line....every guy wants the same thing.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:58 am

no shit huh =b

You say she MUST swallow, but what if she won't suck you off? I'd be willing to wager that a vast majority of women prefer not to give head.

Give and take - don't expect a blowjob if you aren't doing something equally pleasing to her

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:01 am

Head with vigor is a requirement.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:01 am

veeneedefeesh wrote:
Gorky the wonder snake

ok interesting story behind the Gorky name. Had a guy in the service that refused to use a condom when 'having fun wit da girls'

lets call said man Chuck. We pulled into Puerto Rico for a 2 week visit. While there Chuck decided to engage in some forms of Horizontal Mambo with ummm shall we ay women you would not most likely see in church. Well 2 weeks went by and we headed back out to sea. About 1 day out Chuck gets up for his second watch shift and goes to take a leak before getting in the chow line. The scream was actually picked up outside the submarine by our Sonar system. The Doc thinking there is a medical emergency grabs his bag and heads for the shitter. Chuck comes stumbling out of the head pale as a sheet holding his dick. In a trembling voice he says....

Doc, Gorky's got the sniffles.

After the swab out and shot he always carried 3 rubbers with him at all time

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:01 am

Mal - even if she doesn't give her some time to get used to the idea. I used to be a non-swallower, tried it a couple times and got used to it and realized it was no big thing to do it. Sometimes patience is very valuable.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:06 am

All you have to do is get her good and drunk first...

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:08 am

well i am not saying the first day she MUST swallow thought she better not spit forever lol. I do know some girls don't like it but will eventually get used to it. Some girls LOVE it (which is kinda what i stay away from cause those girls have had way too much cum aka slept with WAY too many guys.. which is something i don't like)

gyp i don't mind giving equal pleasure. As long as there is swallowage

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:18 am

Personally, I used to not mind it. My ex was generally a happy man, got it pretty much daily. At the time I was dating him though, I was smoking, and I'm pretty sure it contributed to the gag reflex I have now, which gets so bad that I get to the point of almost throwing up.. so now I don't enjoy it so much, and it's pretty painful for me to do.

I'm trying to work back up to what I used to be able to do, which is why this thread peaked my interest actually =p You're just going to have to remember that every girl is different, and not all girls "don't" give head because they don't want to make you happy, but because sometimes it's just all but impossible to do. If a woman has every single quality you want and makes you happy in every imaginable way other than sucking your dick, I'd like to think that there are men who value a good woman over getting their splooge swallowed.

If you can't understand that it's sometimes difficult to work up to, splooge into a cup and drink it yourself. Then and only then will you be able to grasp the concept, and even then you can't fathom what it's like to have a guy who can't control himself thrusting into the back of your throat and hurting you >< (disclaimer: thrusting might be the wrong word, but I can't put my finger on the word I'm looking for)

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:21 am

SPLOOGE!

i understand that...handies are ok also lol. yea see thats ridiculous .. i don't thrust hehe.. i can control some of my movements heh.

I think it would suck if some guy was using that Peter North pill... have like a quart of gentlemen's relish in your mouth and tryin to swallow it would suck.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:33 am

I think it would suck if some guy was using that Peter North pill... have like a quart of gentlemen's relish in your mouth and tryin to swallow it would suck.

Blech ><

I swear, though, if splooge only tasted like Yoplait Light yogurt...