My IT guy

Post by **Mop** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:01 am

has blocked all of the internet, since I am here I would just like to compliment him on the stellar job he has done on it.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:02 am

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:16 am

The only way to effectively block the internet is to not have an internet service provider.

This guy sounds like a tool.

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:17 am

I could flip 1 switch on my Cisco PIX and block my company's internet. NP.

Post by **Mop** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:17 am

uhhh obviously.

He did remove trillian but left on aim yahoo and gAIM

wtf

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:01 am

your IT guys kick so much ass

Post by **Gidan** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:02 am

Sounds like your IT guy is in the wrong line of work.

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:29 am

haha.. you think thats funny you should see how he built their network.. keep in mind he is and IT guys working for a gym chain

Post by **Mop** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:35 am

oh jesus ok here is how it is set up,

we have our server here to support 8 computers / clubcom music system

Ok well our back room looks like a cluster fuck because of it

basically we have two towers, 2 amps, 3 modems(for diff things), 2 monitors, microwave(uhh ya right next tot hte computer), a small fridge, and a couple misc sterio equip things plugged into 2 sockets.

So we have all this shit plugged directly into 2 batterback ups to distrubte power (i guess) well each back up has 4 plug slots.. so since we have more p[lugs than slots someone (IT cough cough) decided to plug 2 power surges into a battery back up..so into one battery back up meant for 4 plugs both towers, both monitors, and about 7 other things pluuged into it...

So every time someone opened the fridge - the entire system would crash and they couldnt figure out why --erm ya. Every tv, omputer and all the music in the gym would go down for like 30 min,....oh fucking ya... hey koolaid.

Post by **Gidan** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:51 am

hmmm, he actually plugged the fridge and microwave into the UPS's? He really is in the wrong profession.

They would have to be huge UPS's, the stuff on there would probably drain them dry in no time.

Post by **Mop** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:55 am

No he plugged it into the power surge that was plugged directly into the UPS, the ssecond UPS had only 1 plug from a small microphone in it, laugh

Last time the power went out I went back there and fixed it all for them so they could open the fridge with out causing everything to crash.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:07 pm

hahah... whats his email. I'm going to make fun of him.

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:55 pm

Bah I dont want his email... I want his BOSSES email... I wonder if he would pay me more than Im making now.

Post by **Mop** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:02 pm

Do you work for a free gym membership and all the free protien drinks and sodas you can steal, and maybe 2 dollars an hour.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:03 pm

I would

Post by **Gidan** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:13 pm

How many hours would you need to work?

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Sun May 01, 2005 12:24 am

lmao.. all 9 gyms need serious help and a network rebuild
Sad thing is they are not even networked together and they preach how they are taking a standardized approach to the business. OMG.. laff

http://www.merrittclubs.com

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun May 01, 2005 12:25 am

Mop wrote:has blocked all of the internet, since I am here I would just like to compliment him on the stellar job he has done on it.

Is he from India?

Diabolik · Post by **Diabolik** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:40 am

Mindia wrote:
Mop wrote:has blocked all of the internet, since I am here I would just like to compliment him on the stellar job he has done on it.

Is he from India?

He's a non-union legal immigrant.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:57 am

Diabolik wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Mop wrote:has blocked all of the internet, since I am here I would just like to compliment him on the stellar job he has done on it.

Is he from India?

He's a non-union legal immigrant.

ZING!

Post by **Martrae** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:52 am

Um....most citizens are non-union legal immigrants or descended from some.

Post by **Lyion** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:59 am

Martrae wrote:Um....most citizens are non-union legal immigrants or descended from some.

More the latter than the former. Most Citizens are not green card holders or foreign nationals.

Post by **Martrae** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:09 am

AFAIK no one said that Mop's IT guy was a foreign national or green card holder either.

Diabolik · Post by **Diabolik** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:10 am

Martrae wrote:Um....most citizens are non-union legal immigrants or descended from some.

It's a joke.

Post by **Ganzo** » Sun May 01, 2005 11:10 am

Lyion wrote:Most Citizens are not green card holders or foreign nationals.

You can ether be a Citizen or a Green Card Legal Alien or foreigner

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