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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:28 am

A hard-on does not count as personal growth.



There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer [Censored] you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.





He said . . . She said . . .

He said
I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said
You wear briefs, don't you?


He said
"This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said
"No problem, I'll get you some that is."


He said
Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said
Well, you succeeded.



One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What
the Hell" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he
shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder... It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Apr 29, 2005 10:40 am

Men are still superior to women :boots:
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Postby Tacks » Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:57 am

oh, ok
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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:42 pm

Taxx wrote:oh, ok


That miracle grow working out for you Taxx?

owned.
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Postby Diekan » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:46 pm

dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:50 pm

Diekan wrote:dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.



:owned:


See?!?!?!?!?! simple eh?
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Postby Diekan » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:03 pm

lol
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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:06 pm

Diekan wrote:dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.


Binrstar did the same exact thing last week, about 5x in a row.

Anyway, I'll do and say as I please. How's that sound?

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Postby Tacks » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:06 pm

i don't get it
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Postby Diekan » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:08 pm

see there you go again... it's not a hard concept to grasp...

you say something witty... then someone else quotes you and adds "owned" under the quote. Then and only then is it a valid owning.

claiming owned on something you wrote is like LOL'ing at your own joke... it's not very e-cool... you DO want to be e-cool, right?
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:08 pm

I dunno, if Brinstar did it... the fact you say he did the :owned: thing 5x in a row? That would say something to me, and it's not that he's actually trying to own someone...
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Postby Tacks » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:10 pm

I don't get it.
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Postby brinstar » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:17 pm

Mindia wrote:
Diekan wrote:dude you can't claim owned on some thing you say.... someone else has to quote you and then use the word owned in order for it to be a valid owning.


Binrstar did the same exact thing last week, about 5x in a row.

Anyway, I'll do and say as I please. How's that sound?

:owned:


are you so childish and lame and uncreative that you must purposefully misspell my name whenever you deign to type it?

oh wait, the answer is yes.

owned

PS i am exempt from that rule so take your hands off the keyboard and have the courtesy to give Christ a reacharound
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:23 pm

GTFO of my thread
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead


Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Postby Jei » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:38 pm

thread delivered
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Postby Darcler » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:40 pm

Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa
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Postby Phlegm » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:02 pm

Darcler wrote:Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa


Yeah... that's how they usually start. Start with b and eventually it will be "bitch, feed me". Just wait, you see.
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:08 pm

Phlegm wrote:
Darcler wrote:Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa


Yeah... that's how they usually start. Start with b and eventually it will be "bitch, feed me". Just wait, you see.
:rofl:


Darcler wrote:Hey cool! the baby added "b" to her vocabulary. I can hear her saying babababbwawabawababababa
this made me think of the old SNL Gilda Radner skits where she was "BabaWawa"


Does your chld perhaps have a triangular haircut wear horn-rimmed glasses and squinch up her face when she talks?
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Postby Narrock » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:18 pm

Binrstar, only when you've earned the respect for me to spell your name correctly will I spell it correctly. Savvy? So far you haven't been very respectable.
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