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Postby Aires » Mon May 09, 2005 9:14 am

I can twirl my arms around my head while holding onto them.
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Postby Tikker » Mon May 09, 2005 9:19 am

I have a wrist shot that almost got me into the NHL
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Postby kaharthemad » Mon May 09, 2005 9:55 am

well most of my talent is in Computers, Hardware, software, networking. Virus diagnostic and removal, most times without a Virus removal tool.

I also can pick up most new functions with computers fairly rapidly.

I can crack most write protection in programs.

Skilled at love making :)
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Postby Jennay » Mon May 09, 2005 10:27 am

I really really like your drawrrings Mappa! I like drawing too but too shy to take pics and post here heh.
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Postby Phlegm » Mon May 09, 2005 12:08 pm

Mindia wrote:Working with wood.


you could've said you like to masterbate, Mindia. No need to be cryptic.
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Postby Antilus » Mon May 09, 2005 10:42 pm

most ppl i know think im an artist but i dont really think its anything special..

have a very good sense of smell and hearing, which sucks sometimes cause its basically given me a hyper-sensitivity to foul/chemical odors.

i also consider myself talented at making abstract noise!! or rather i just make weird music and enjoy listening to it.
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Postby Witty » Tue May 10, 2005 1:37 am

i can bend my right pinkie all the way back and touch my wrist


I got a ring finger on you~

That's all I have that gets me far in life. My calves are nigh indestructible and I have a copy of Walden: Economy burnt into my brain and can recite from it spontaniously like scripture. umm. I am not so good at music outside classical guitar. But I can be not so good at a speedy tempo. As for video games; I'm ok at minesweeper I think. I have 7 seconds on beginner, which I think is the lowest feasible time. 154 on expert.
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Postby brinstar » Tue May 10, 2005 6:27 am

107 on expert
compost the rich
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Postby Witty » Tue May 10, 2005 11:07 am

ownde~~
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Tue May 10, 2005 1:01 pm

I am a world class rug muncher
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Tue May 10, 2005 1:01 pm

I have exquisite penmanship, I write well and I've been told that I can sing adequately.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Tue May 10, 2005 1:07 pm

Voice impersonations. I can do a mean Bullwinkle.
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Postby Rust » Tue May 10, 2005 1:22 pm

Ironfang wrote:Does being sarcastic count as a skill??

If so I know that Rust and I have at least one "valuable" skill... :lol:


Yeah but I can be much nastier than you ever go.

My brain runs a gear faster than almost everyone. I have excellent analytic and problem-solving skills. I am 'good at computers'. I am the "best educated dumb guy" around (please confirm, Ironfang).

I am a lousy trumpet player, I do 'airplane turns' while skiing, and have a mild fear of heights.

All my close friends vary from 'damn smart' to 'brilliant'.

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And there are lions on our curtains; they lick their wounds, they lick their doubt." -- 'Curtains', Peter Gabriel
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Postby Donnel » Tue May 10, 2005 1:35 pm

And 'e's 'umble too guv'na.
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Tue May 10, 2005 1:37 pm

HA!
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Postby Xaiveir » Tue May 10, 2005 2:17 pm

Im a natural at the saxaphone

Im a great Chef

Great problem solving abilities.

Great hearing, vision and smelling abilities.

But my best natural talent i would have to say is swinging a baseball bat. Ive been told by scouts that i have the most natural swing humanly possibly. After a year off after breaking my leg and not picking up a baseball bat i went 3-4 in a game with 2 homeruns and a double. I have a career batting average of around .410.

I also have a natural ability to read a fly ball in the outfield off the bat, just by hearing it. I can pinpoint where the ball will land by the sound, and the trajectory.
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Postby Harrison » Tue May 10, 2005 2:44 pm

I have a sense of hearing I swear is inhuman...

Pattern recognition that is borderline magical...

I'd continue but at the risk of looking like Rust, I'll pass.

Those are the main ones I'd say.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 10, 2005 2:58 pm

I am like a human quisinart with the chinese broadsword. When I was in martial arts school the heaven's opened and I heard chanting the first time I picked the thing up.

I am also 85% accurate with headshots on an open sights rifle at 500 yards. God forbid I have a scope.
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Postby Diekan » Tue May 10, 2005 3:09 pm

I am also talented with the art of head shots. I can nail her between the eyes, or the chin if I choose. And, I don't need a scope - although she'll need a towel.
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Postby Tadpole » Tue May 10, 2005 8:24 pm

I can sing like Clay Aiken.

I also have the ''perfect'' swing.
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Postby Jei » Tue May 10, 2005 8:25 pm

im double jointed in my shoulders
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 10, 2005 11:18 pm

i'm double jointed in the penis.
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Postby KaiineTN » Wed May 11, 2005 1:32 am

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... Ralf?!
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Postby Darcler » Wed May 11, 2005 2:19 am

That's......amazing! :angel:
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Postby Narrock » Wed May 11, 2005 8:39 am

His "two girlfriends were more than satisfied with the results" LOL
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