I can't get the yolk out of my egg wit hout losing lots of t

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I can't get the yolk out of my egg wit hout losing lots of t

Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 10, 2005 10:06 am

he whites...

How the hell do you do it? I am trying to eat weightlifter style and this whole scrambled egg whites thing for breakfast is kicking my ass.


PS I hate cooking.
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 10, 2005 10:08 am

Simple. Go to Walmart and buy the little contraption that serperates the yolk from your white, it costs like 1.49
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Tue May 10, 2005 10:33 am

Or you could break the egg shell in half and pour it back and forth from half to half, this will keep the yolk in the shell and white will overflow out of the shell, this is the poor man's way to do it, however if you want to go spend a buck-fiddy on something you are likely not to use, and will probably not work as well, then feel free.
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Postby Harrison » Tue May 10, 2005 10:52 am

What veenee said is how I do it when I need egg whites for cooking. I didn't know they sold lazy tools for that shit.
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Postby leah » Tue May 10, 2005 11:07 am

perhaps that's what he's doing and it's not going well?

i know the only time i ever tried to separate eggs i ended up breaking the yolks into the whites anyway :rofl: then again i'm a terrible cook.
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Postby Eziekial » Tue May 10, 2005 11:07 am

Use your fingers. Crack the egg into your hand and let the whites ooze through the cracks in your fingers into a bowl and then put the yoke in another bowl for use later.
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Postby The Kizzy » Tue May 10, 2005 12:23 pm

I kinda figured he was using the shell method which is why I suggested the tool.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 10, 2005 12:42 pm

ahhh.... brilliant techniques everyone... I was putting the entire egg in a bowl and trying to get the yolk out with a fork. It didn't work very well and the screaming didn't help either.
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Postby leah » Tue May 10, 2005 1:02 pm

:rofl:

i'm hoping you're kidding but i don't think you are.
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Postby Trielelvan » Tue May 10, 2005 1:26 pm

Eziekial wrote:Use your fingers. Crack the egg into your hand and let the whites ooze through the cracks in your fingers into a bowl and then put the yoke in another bowl for use later.


That is the easiest way to seperate an egg. Also makes it easier to get rid of the little white tentacles on the yolk at the same time since your hands are already covered with albumen.
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Postby Martrae » Tue May 10, 2005 1:40 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:ahhh.... brilliant techniques everyone... I was putting the entire egg in a bowl and trying to get the yolk out with a fork. It didn't work very well and the screaming didn't help either.


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Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 10, 2005 2:27 pm

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ralfmacchio wrote:ahhh.... brilliant techniques everyone... I was putting the entire egg in a bowl and trying to get the yolk out with a fork. It didn't work very well and the screaming didn't help either.


:rofl:



I'm afraid to say this was true... My roomate actually asked me when I was going to be done swearing at those eggs.

While I'm pretty much king-pirate at most things, I'm but a lowly deckhand in the kitchen.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue May 10, 2005 3:10 pm

that's the funniest thing I read all day, thank you Ralf
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Postby leah » Tue May 10, 2005 4:05 pm

albumen :ugh:
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 10, 2005 8:11 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:that's the funniest thing I read all day, thank you Ralf
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Postby Mop » Wed May 11, 2005 4:50 am

uh buy egg whites? it is like 3 bucks for the amount of 20 eggs...
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Postby Captain Insano » Wed May 11, 2005 11:16 am

wtf? You can buy egg whites where?
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Postby Martrae » Wed May 11, 2005 11:23 am

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Postby The Kizzy » Wed May 11, 2005 11:32 am

at the grocery store in the dairy section, biog yellow carton says no yolks or soemthing similar
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed May 11, 2005 11:37 am

oh ya, those are cute, the o's on the no yolk logo are eggs that have holes in them where the yolk should be
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Wed May 11, 2005 2:42 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:ahhh.... brilliant techniques everyone... I was putting the entire egg in a bowl and trying to get the yolk out with a fork. It didn't work very well and the screaming didn't help either.


I jsut got a vivid mental image of Ralf standing over a bowl trying to fish yolks out of it with a fork and screaming FARKING SHAT! about every 30 seconds

Pure comedy gold :rofl:

Maybe if you are as inept as you say in the kitchen you would be better off buying the yolkless eggs in the carton.
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Wed May 11, 2005 2:43 pm

The good news is that you can learn to make omelettes with what you have been cursing at for the last few days....
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Postby Mop » Wed May 11, 2005 4:22 pm

Yes you can buy egg whites- they are usualy in w/ the eggs, they are sold more often than not in a container that looks a bit like a milk carton.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 12, 2005 12:57 am

godamn grocery store treachery. WHAT KIND OF DUMBSHIT invented eggs when you could buy them in the carton the whole fucking time!

I think I saw some today... Egg beaters I believe... I'm gonna buy like 4 cartons and then nuke those remaining eggs in the microwave until they explode.... as punishment of course.
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Postby Martrae » Thu May 12, 2005 6:34 am

Isn't Egg Beaters different?
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