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Postby Captain Insano » Wed May 11, 2005 4:55 pm

My favorite drinking game is called niggers and injuns...


You create 3 rings of cards face down with some piled in the middle.

You have to guess whether a card is going to be "nigger" (black) or "injun" (red).

If you are right on the first ring you don't have to drink. If you are wrong you take one drink/shot/sip whatever.

On the the second ring if you are right you get to choose who has to drink and if you are wrong drink.

It goes up until the middle where its 3 drinks for yourself or another of your choosing.

Great game. Love it really.
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Postby Almegest Victory » Wed May 11, 2005 4:58 pm

That's a spinoff of circle of death sir
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Postby Tossica » Wed May 11, 2005 5:11 pm

Ooops supposed to be R rated. Sorry.
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Postby Adivina » Wed May 11, 2005 6:53 pm

Asshole is bad when played with mean people. I had to pee really bad and Amy would not let me stop drinking to go pee. Finally I just shuffled off to pee with my drink still to my lips.

Harrison - Mike peed on the coffee table? Is this in addition to waking up telling Megan
"I just peed" then promptly going back to sleep after peeing on the leather couch?

My favorite drunk person to be around is Aryylas. He is so clumsy it makes for giggles, and he is a very sweet, happy drunk person. Unlike some people who just turn into asses when they drink.
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Postby Diabolik » Thu May 12, 2005 3:03 am

I remember another drunk time. I took Brendari into Guk to look for an item and got lost, bored and progressively more drunk on Aftershock. I eventually found Lower Guk zone and zoned in. I immediately created a train to zone, and I vaguely remember typing SORRY SORRY SORRY and running around in circles, with the group near me saying 'it's ok lol npnp'. I died and ended up at my spawn point.

I walked over to the couch and laid down on the ground next to it to stop the planet from spinning. Lourdes asked if she could help me get a rez and I yelled "FUCK THAT SHIT. I WANNA WATCH THE POWERPUFF GIRLS." She got me a rez, logged and we watched that episode where they make the 4th PP girl (Bunny) and she came out large, purple and retarded and melted at the end of the episode. Then I went into the bathroom and puked like Bacchus himself. The End.
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Postby Adivina » Thu May 12, 2005 8:04 am

Hah I remember Harrison getting drunk once and not being able to find the UP zone line
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Postby Gypsiyee » Thu May 12, 2005 8:41 am

She got me a rez, logged and we watched that episode where they make the 4th PP girl (Bunny) and she came out large, purple and retarded and melted at the end of the episode.


I love that episode, it's like my favorite
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Postby Spacewoman Spiff » Thu May 12, 2005 11:11 am

That episode makes me cry :(
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Postby Samboa » Thu May 12, 2005 7:42 pm

I went fishing with a friend. I hate fishing and the only reason I agreed to go was because he was supposed to bring some whiskey. We went out on this little bitty tiny boat he has that has only two seats and is maybe 3 feet wide by 7 feet long. To make a long story short. . .I drank too much and quit paying attention, grabbed one of the poles we brought and started to cast. Let go mid swing and then tried to go in after it. Good thing he stopped me. . .that lake is cold.
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Postby Narrock » Thu May 12, 2005 7:59 pm

Samboa wrote:I went fishing with a friend. I hate fishing and the only reason I agreed to go was because he was supposed to bring some whiskey. We went out on this little bitty tiny boat he has that has only two seats and is maybe 3 feet wide by 7 feet long. To make a long story short. . .I drank too much and quit paying attention, grabbed one of the poles we brought and started to cast. Let go mid swing and then tried to go in after it. Good thing he stopped me. . .that lake is cold.


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Postby Diekan » Thu May 12, 2005 10:21 pm

anyone here ever play a game called "thumb master?"

one person is the "thumb master" who will slowly and slyly place him thumb on the edge of the table. the last person to slap their hand down on the table has to guzzle an entire beer / drink.
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Postby Yamori » Thu May 12, 2005 10:58 pm

I'd never get drunk with other people because I fear they'd somehow take advantage of me or somehow hurt me while in my weakened state of mind. I don't trust them. :-x

Anyone else like this, or am I a big paranoid?
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Postby Harrison » Thu May 12, 2005 11:59 pm

That's some heavy paranoia...I mean, wow.
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Postby Gargamellow » Fri May 13, 2005 12:08 am

Looks to me like Mike has some good friends rooting for him.

Party on Wayne:)
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Postby kaharthemad » Sat May 14, 2005 7:58 am

This one time...at band camp...
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Postby Arlos » Sat May 14, 2005 11:36 am

Back when I was in college for the first time, me and my drinking buddies used to go on these long rambling walks through the underground tunnels beneath Walla Walla, where the college we went to was. (For those that don't know Walla Walla, there is absolutely NOTHING to do there. Small town, middle of BFE, etc.) We'd usually carry along at least an extra 6-pack each in various pockets, and would keep drinking as we wandered around.

Well, one time we emerged from the tunnels at a park with a kiddie playground, and being drunken idiots, we decided to go clamber all over the thing. So, at one point we decide to go over the top of the monkey bars, just because. The thing was, to do that, you had to step over this retaining bar and onto a ledge, then get out on top of the bars. Well, I made it fine, another friend made it fine, then my friend Bill, big guy, right while he was straddling the bar, his feet slipped, and he fell straight down, obviously thorougly mashing his nuts as he impacted the bar. He didn't say anything for a bit, as me and my friend Dave were going, "Uh, Bill, are you alright?" Only thing he eventually answered was, "Damn, I am seriously glad I am as drunk as I am right now, or this would've really fucking hurt way more than it does right now."

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Postby leah » Sat May 14, 2005 12:03 pm

we call the game "presidents and assholes", or actually it's usually just P&A

most recently, the craziest drunken night i remember (or DON'T remember hehe) was when alex and his friends were in town for a wedding and they all came over afterwards thoroughly shitfaced and everyone was all over everyone including the coolest married couple ever and there was almost a 6- or 7-person orgy in my bedroom AND NO I DIDN'T TOUCH MY BROTHER YOU SICKOS.
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Postby Harrison » Sat May 14, 2005 12:05 pm

And you couldn't find a positive to living in Nebraska?

Shit...
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Postby leah » Sat May 14, 2005 12:12 pm

lol yeah i guess i do have my fun hehe....

last night was retarded, though. i played designated dave for my friend andy cuz she was shitfaced. i had just planned on staying home cuz i got out of work late and the bars would've closed in an hour so it wasn't worth it... but she called me and made me go out. best part of the evening? when we were at our friend aaron carter's apartment (NO NOT THE CREEPY TEENY BOPPER SINGER) and there were all sorts of hot boys there and andy drunkenly undressed the #3 hottest one. yum. #2 hottest is someone i've seen on hotornot.com before, seriously, i laughed when i saw him. and then #1 hottest was of course carter which is cool cuz he's such a sweet guy. he used to be fat i guess but now he's seriously male model material but he's still got the fat-person be-nice-to-everyone-no-matter-what mentality... it's very endearing and he's a great kid. after carter's we went to this party that a guy andy has a crush on was at, turns out it was a bunch of effing hicks playing poker and listening to country music. boy did i feel like a fish out of water--moreso because andy's guy's girlfriend was there so andy got real crabby real fast.

and then i found twenty bux.
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Postby Martrae » Sat May 14, 2005 12:28 pm

designated Dave?
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Postby leah » Sat May 14, 2005 2:05 pm

ya, designated driver
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Postby Almegest Victory » Sun May 15, 2005 10:28 am

Yamori wrote:I'd never get drunk with other people because I fear they'd somehow take advantage of me or somehow hurt me while in my weakened state of mind. I don't trust them. :-x

Anyone else like this, or am I a big paranoid?


This means that you're a true alcoholic if you happen to drink alone :dunno:
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Postby Yamori » Sun May 15, 2005 10:44 am

Almegest Victory wrote:
Yamori wrote:I'd never get drunk with other people because I fear they'd somehow take advantage of me or somehow hurt me while in my weakened state of mind. I don't trust them. :-x

Anyone else like this, or am I a big paranoid?


This means that you're a true alcoholic if you happen to drink alone :dunno:


I don't drink anymore. I got bored with it fast. Also not much of a fan of any drug that dulls the mind.
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Postby Almegest Victory » Sun May 15, 2005 12:40 pm

It dulls yours? I swear to god it enhances mine...Well atleast it makes sex feel better :boots:
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