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28 Midgets Dead in Cage Fight Against a Lion

Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 16, 2005 10:18 am

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
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An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 16, 2005 10:20 am

All I want to know is when this shit will be on pay per view?!!!
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Postby Eziekial » Mon May 16, 2005 10:29 am

That was one pissed off lion!
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Postby Ginzburgh » Mon May 16, 2005 10:29 am

All I want to know is when this shit will be on pay per view?!!!


Probably never considering it didn't happen.

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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 16, 2005 11:03 am

damn thats just too bad.
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Postby Ginzburgh » Mon May 16, 2005 12:13 pm

Yeah, too bad 28 people aren't really dead. Wtf!
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Postby Eziekial » Mon May 16, 2005 12:26 pm

They are midgets so it's really like only 14 people.
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Postby labbats » Mon May 16, 2005 1:15 pm

Eziekial wrote:They are midgets so it's really like only 14 people.


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