worst experience ever in my entire life.

[Gaazy]

thats why you keep Mr. Desert Eagle .50 in the drawer beside the bed

[The Kizzy]

True story........

I went to see an old friend last night to see if he could do some work on my car. He answered the door with a gun, it scared the shit out of me. He had wilkd roommates that would party all night in his house, and never clean up after themselves, and dealt drugs from his house, and he keeps it on his nightstand to be safe.

[Diekan]

thats why you keep Mr. Desert Eagle .50 in the drawer beside the bed

shhhhh


don't let the liberals hear you say that. they'd rather you get murdered than allow you the RIGHT to defend youself. liberals are the criminal's best friend...

to the liberal, a criminal's life is far far more valuable than yours...

[Gaazy]

hehe theres quite a bit of physical and spousal abuse around these parts, i guess thats what i get for living around a lot of rednecks

[Diabolik]

to the liberal, a criminal's life is far far more valuable than yours...

[Tuggan]

well.. at least you got some free weed outta the deal

[Tuggan]

thats why you keep Mr. Desert Eagle .50 in the drawer beside the bed

shhhhh


don't let the liberals hear you say that. they'd rather you get murdered than allow you the RIGHT to defend youself. liberals are the criminal's best friend...

to the liberal, a criminal's life is far far more valuable than yours...

im a liberal gun owner

does that make your head explode diekan?

[Ginzburgh]

Scott was shaking so bad he couldn't even dial 911

lol

[Yamori]

don't let the liberals hear you say that. they'd rather you get murdered than allow you the RIGHT to defend youself. liberals are the criminal's best friend...

to the liberal, a criminal's life is far far more valuable than yours...

I find this odd. I've always considered you one of the board's liberals.

[kaharthemad]

tell you what I have a friend of mine that owes me a few favors in that area. If he gives you anymore shit i can make a few phone calls for ya. JOhn is fairly small, but osmething about SEAL training makes them enjoy hurting bad people. Last I recall John was bouncing at a biker bar for kicks. Hell Ill come to so I can get pictures to post.

[Ginzburgh]

Or you can just do it yourself with a golf club.

[kaharthemad]

i prefer the pillow party myself. wait till he is alone thro a pillow case over his hed and use a sock full of about 30 in quarters to hit him with.

pillow case 5.00
sock 1.95
3 rolls or quarters 30.00

beating the shit out of someone who desperately deserves it....priceless.
For everything else there is Mastercard.

[Eziekial]

We used bars of soap, quarters were too noisey and the soap was free

[brinstar]

thats why you keep Mr. Desert Eagle .50 in the drawer beside the bed

shhhhh


don't let the liberals hear you say that. they'd rather you get murdered than allow you the RIGHT to defend youself. liberals are the criminal's best friend...

to the liberal, a criminal's life is far far more valuable than yours...

this evoked a mental image of the old guy giving the seminar about marijuana during the cop convention scene of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

[Maeya]

Your story reminds me of this one:

http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm

Long, but worth the read. I'm not sure if it's true or not. There are some crazy, crazy people out there.

[araby]

tell you what I have a friend of mine that owes me a few favors in that area. If he gives you anymore shit i can make a few phone calls for ya. JOhn is fairly small, but osmething about SEAL training makes them enjoy hurting bad people. Last I recall John was bouncing at a biker bar for kicks. Hell Ill come to so I can get pictures to post.

Oh man, this is exactly what I thought of. That night, after we were trying to wind down and chill out I say..."We can hire a hitman..." and everyone just kind of looks at me. Then about five seconds later start laughing. Seriously kahar, that's something for you to keep in mind in case all of this resurfaces anytime. thanks =)

They've called a few more times wanting to come pick up what they've left in here. I found two more things they took since then as well, and so my answer to her pathetic cries is, "What kind of drugs are you on that keep you from remembering what the fuck I told you last time you called? Bring my shit back, and you can have yours."

We were going to have the locks changed but we're convinced they don't have another key. They would have used it by now.

Also...here's how I feel about the violence. I was raised southern, by a father who fought at every opportunity and even picked fights throughout his life until age 21 and settling down with my mom. It's in me, and I know it's in me because I've been in fights and have had to work on my temper.

Now, if a stranger were to come into my home or jump me on the street, completely taking me by surprise, I'd do my best to fight back or try to escape, more out of fear than anything else.

But if this guy or this chick were to fuck with me, I'd go crazy on them. I have hate inside for these two people, and that would cause me to seriously fight with everything I have, and I'd pick up the nearest thing, be it a golf club or fire poker and I'd fucking go nuts on them.

I'm glad it hasn't come to that but if it ever did I won't back down and I'd probably get my ass beat, but I'd take one for the team just for the opportunity to let all this rage out. In fact, that day when we were in each other's faces, I was HOPING he would hit me, I was pushing with all my might to get him to do it, just so I'd have the right to get that crazy mother fucker out of my house.

[Jei]

[Graecus]

(muffled voice): Lancaster Sheriff's Office, can we talk to someone in charge please?

the deputies bid us a good evening and go on their way

i love lincoln's cops

[runamonk]

We were going to have the locks changed but we're convinced they don't have another key. They would have used it by now.

Tnis is a very stupid thing to think, change the fucking locks. Trust me I got fucked on this type of thing once before by and crazy ex. Do you want to come home someday and find all your stuff gone?

[vonkaar]

/sigh this will be long...

[Trielelvan]

We were going to have the locks changed but we're convinced they don't have another key. They would have used it by now.

Tnis is a very stupid thing to think, change the fucking locks. Trust me I got fucked on this type of thing once before by and crazy ex. Do you want to come home someday and find all your stuff gone?

Have to say I agree with Runamonk on this one Araby. If this guy is half as crazy as you say, change the locks. Don't think about it - just do it. Tell the apartment complex - they will have a maintenance guy do it for you.
Change the locks girl. Coming home to an empty house is the least of what you should be worried about... and believe me when I say that just because they haven't done so yet, doesn't mean he hasn't been walking by every other day or so, looking in to see if your schedules are still the same.

Change the locks Araby - I'm not kidding. Is it really worth the risk not to do so?

[Gidan]

Change the locks, you never know what is going through the head of a nut job like this. He may be waiting for just that perfect moment to use the one card he has left to play.

Change the locks, beter safe then sorry,

[brinstar]

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(bandwagon post)

[araby]

Haha...so I'm reading everyone's "CHANGE YOUR LOCKS RIGHT NOW YOU DUMBASS" posts lol, I'm alone and will be until around 10:30 tonight. And, well all of a sudden I'm kind of paranoid now...and someone starts turning the deadbolt and entering the apartment. My heart starts jumping and I'm thinking 'holy shit fuck who is that no, oh my god for real it's happening now I'm so stupid" and in walks Scott.

I'm such a freak...god, phew. So we have the night off and we're going to spend the night at the beach and hang out with some friends. Probably eat good food too.

[brinstar]

get some bowled peanuts