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World's tallest woman? Hehe I just got this email

Postby Narrock » Sat May 21, 2005 9:12 am

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"Biggest woman in the world"? Not quite. This is yet another case of an e-mail forward that includes real photographs but an inaccurate description of what they depict.

Heather Greene, the woman shown in the photographs above, is indeed a real person, but she's not from Holland, nor is she the tallest woman in the world. Heather lives in Las Vegas, and although she is quite tall and passes the 7-foot mark in heels, she is "only" 6'-5½" in her stocking feet, well short of the record for the world's tallest woman.

The photographs sent around with the message quoted above are actually sample pictures taken from her web site, heatherhaven.com. The pictures are "real" in the sense that they have not been digitally manipulated, but they convey a false impression of Heather's true height because she is paired with people who are shorter than average (the man is 5'7" and the woman 5'1"), and she is posing in some of them while wearing shoes with several-inch heels.

Since 1976, the tallest living woman in the world (as recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records) has been 47-year-old Sandy Allen of Shelbyville, Indiana, who reached a height of 7 feet 7-1/4 inches as a teenager before undergoing pituitary surgery to control her growth.
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Re: World's tallest woman? Hehe I just got this email

Postby kaharthemad » Sat May 21, 2005 9:33 am

Mindia wrote:

she is "only" 6'-5½" in her stocking feet,




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Postby The Kizzy » Sat May 21, 2005 9:41 am

I see no pictures, and I am only 6'3" sorry
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Postby Tikker » Sat May 21, 2005 12:19 pm

A 6'5" tower of beuaty


according to the website

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Postby Narrock » Sat May 21, 2005 2:29 pm

I guess they didn't like me linking their pics to a message board lol
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Postby Diabolik » Sat May 21, 2005 5:54 pm

I see three Mr. Yuck stickers.
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Postby Gidan » Sat May 21, 2005 6:14 pm

Here are the pics.

How in the hell could you walk around in those shoes OMG they look uncomfortable

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Postby Captain Insano » Sat May 21, 2005 6:48 pm

Wow I seriously want to fuck her. Could you imagine the size of her Snapper?
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Postby dammuzis » Sat May 21, 2005 9:55 pm

fisting?
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Postby 10sun » Sun May 22, 2005 12:44 am

double.
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Postby Narrock » Sun May 22, 2005 1:03 am

ralfmacchio wrote:Wow I seriously want to fuck her. Could you imagine the size of her Snapper?


How did I know that was coming? lol
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Sun May 22, 2005 9:53 am

Gidan wrote:How in the hell could you walk around in those shoes OMG they look uncomfortable

So it was her footwear you were checking out, eh?
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Sun May 22, 2005 10:25 am

Amazon :bowdown:
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Postby 10sun » Sun May 22, 2005 2:06 pm

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Postby Ciladan » Sun May 22, 2005 3:04 pm

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Postby Almegest Victory » Mon May 23, 2005 10:48 pm

I bet my head could fit in that shit.
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