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Postby Lyion » Tue May 24, 2005 10:50 am

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/showbiz/tm ... %5B/url%5D

LIGHT-SABRE DUEL PUTS TWO IN HOSPITAL

TWO Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after duelling with lightsabres made by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

The pair - a man aged 20 and a girl of 17 - are believed to have been filming a mock fight when one of the devices exploded in woodland on Sunday.

They were rushed to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex.

Police say a third person present at the incident was questioned.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 24, 2005 10:52 am

Ok... why would these jedi of obvious keen intellect fill the tubes with petrol of all things?

Why not some water and a few glow sticks or something?
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue May 24, 2005 10:53 am

I wish I could light all star wars superfans on fire. The world would be a better place.
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Postby Lyion » Tue May 24, 2005 10:54 am

I found this really, really funny. its sad they got BBQed, but Darwin awards, here they come!

Speaking of which, do we have any Brits on the board who've gone AWOL?
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Postby Gidan » Tue May 24, 2005 11:25 am

The stupidity of people reaches new heights every day
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