Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.
When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything in college?
Y'all suck at band camp stories.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Rust wrote:I sent the details to Harter, he's always glad when a Creationist falls into his trap like you did. He's a great guy, brilliant humorist, and has been on the Net for a long, long time. link
--R.
I clicked the link and found that Harter really is a brilliant humorist! And probably a Canuck.
Here's some fine examples:
Lovey Dovey In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks like she's having some discomfort so her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "My head hurts."
Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?"
"Yes," she says.
Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?"
"Here," she replies, pointing to her lips. So the boyfriend kisses her lips. "Is it better now?"
"Much better."
"Anywhere else?"
She replies by pointing to her neck. So the boyfriend kisses her neck.
Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man asks the young man, "Excuse me pal, do you do hemorrhoids?"
And this lil' gem:
The size of the Moon and the Earth The notion that the Moon is smaller than the Earth is an illusion. To those of us resident on the Earth the Moon appears to be smaller than the Earth and much further away than the Earth. However, if the Earth and the Moon were interchanged, the Earth would appear further away and smaller than the Moon. This establishes an equivalence class, which shows that the Moon and the Earth are equivalent. From this we must concluded that the Earth and the Moon are the same size and the same distance away, and that the apparent differences in size and distance are an optical illusion.
I'm so glad you posted that link. My life is now complete.
