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Postby Tossica » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:45 am

MEDIA ALERT: Spaceships Will Appear Over Las Vegas On My Signal


For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days.

Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) May 25, 2005 -- Prophet Yahweh was blessed to discover the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and spaceships on-demand.

There is a difference between UFOs and spaceships. UFOs are usually small flying objects: glowing orbs, metallic spheres, satellite-type flying machines, etc. And, their flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world.

But, spaceships are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers in like you see in the movies.

Since 1979, more than 1,500 UFOs and/or spaceships have appeared on Prophet Yahweh's signal before witnesses or at unawares.

During this time, he was performing his summons privately with only those close to him as witnesses.

But, starting June 1st until July 15th (45 days) Prophet is going public by opening up to the news media.

He will demonstrate his ability to call down UFOs and spaceships, on-demand, for them to film and photograph.

Prophet is in direct telephatic contact with his space being friends. They have revealed that they will send UFOs as soon as Prophet starts asking for them to appear.

Also, before the 45 day summoning period has ended, a spaceship will descend and sit in the skies over Las Vegas on Prophet's signal.

The spaceship will hover in the sky, not far from Nellis Air Force base, for almost two days. All Las Vegans will be able to see it, day and night, before it goes back up into space.

Some news media representatives won’t be able to come to Las Vegas to film the sightings. But, they would be interested in doing a story on Prophet’s ability to summon them.

Others would like to see videos of the UFOs, first, to determine if they are real, before coming.

Because of this, Prophet is giving the news media free access to the broadcasts area of his website where they can view his UFO videos.

Also, since some news media will not be able to come to Las Vegas, Prophet is willing to travel to any city to call down UFOs for them to document.

If your company would like to film or photograph UFOs and/or spaceships that appear on Prophet’s cue, email your request to him.

Afterwards, he will communicate with you concerning it and email you the login information you need to access the UFO videos in the Broadcast Area of his website.

For information: http://www.prophetyahweh.com or

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Phone: 1-800-314-4847, 702-966-0303

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Postby Gidan » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:48 am

Thats it, I am taking a vacation to Vegas!!!
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Postby Narrock » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:58 pm

cookoo clocks are chiming...
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:52 am

I'm packing my stuff and heade for Vegas. Think I can hitch a ride with some Vogons?
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Postby Zanathar » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:28 am

veeneedefeesh wrote:I'm packing my stuff and heade for Vegas. Think I can hitch a ride with some Vogons?


It's spelled: Vegons....
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Postby Narrock » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:33 am

That guy must have one hell of a tinfoil hat.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:53 am

Wouldn't it be some shit if it actually happened the way he says
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Postby Zanathar » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:19 am

ET INVADES LAS VEGAS!!!!


This just in....

ET invades Las Vegas! Casino operator's up in arms! Roswell threatens to Sue!

In an effort to power their dilithium crystals, ET descended upon Las Vegas to engage some slot machine action in an attempt to get enough quarters to convert into a viable source of power for their spaceships.

Unfortunately, "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" and as such, ET's ships were shot down by the US Military and as such ET plans on using the parts to build a new casino.

Although, it is strange that one ET is quoted as saying "This isnt Roswell?"
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Postby Tossica » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:09 am

http://www.ufodigest.com/yahweh.html


Click the video link...

Haha. We are NOT alone!
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Postby Graecus » Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:14 am

Zanathar wrote:
veeneedefeesh wrote:I'm packing my stuff and heade for Vegas. Think I can hitch a ride with some Vogons?


It's spelled: Vegons....


no its Vogons if i understood correctly...he is talking about hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...which has a race...called Vogons

so there was a pun in his sentence that was skipped over...meh
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Postby Zanathar » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:45 pm

Graecus wrote:
Zanathar wrote:
veeneedefeesh wrote:I'm packing my stuff and heade for Vegas. Think I can hitch a ride with some Vogons?


It's spelled: Vegons....


no its Vogons if i understood correctly...he is talking about hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...which has a race...called Vogons

so there was a pun in his sentence that was skipped over...meh


It's Vegons, Douglas Adams had it wrong.....
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:10 pm

duh vegons are like people that dont eat meat. :dunce:
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Postby Arlos » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:18 pm

But Mindia, he's a PROPHET! Just like, you know, Ellen White!

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Postby Treehorn » Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:36 pm

I would just like to go on record now as welcoming our terrible, outer-space overlords.

That is all.
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Postby Narrock » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:48 pm

Arlos wrote:But Mindia, he's a PROPHET! Just like, you know, Ellen White!

-Arlos


I already stated numerous times, numbnutz, that I don't think of EGW as a prophet. Way to pay attention.
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Postby Ciladan » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:28 pm

Uh. Ok. So... Was that a balloon released into the air or what?
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Postby Tossica » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:54 pm

Ciladan wrote:Uh. Ok. So... Was that a balloon released into the air or what?



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Postby Ciladan » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:02 pm

Oh gotchya.
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Postby Ciladan » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:02 pm

Hey wait a minute
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