Wanted: Colandar and Banshey, dead NOT alive.

Dragons · Post by **Dragons** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 5:12 pm

Ok, so I suck at flaming and stuff, so bear with me~

Background: Karmie's GPU just downed King Tormax and we are rolling on loot. All the droppable items have been looted, only Head, Crown, and ST key remain. This is where Colandar (63 monk, Anarchy Reborn) first makes his appearence, along with 10 or so giants. As we kill the gimps, Banshey (45 cleric, Anarchy Reborn) shows up as well. Logs of the travesty that transpired follow~
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[Thu Apr 29 15:35:21 2004] Karmie says, 'banshey , stay way from corpse if u could pls, or anything missing would be accused on u ! omg'
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:31 2004] Banshey says, 'lmao'
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:32 2004] Players on EverQuest:
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:32 2004] ---------------------------
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:32 2004] [44 Cleric] Banshey (Dwarf) <Anarchy Reborn>
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:32 2004] There is 1 player in Kael Drakkal.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:37 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'random 500'

>I cut out all the /rand 500 spam here<

[Thu Apr 29 15:35:39 2004] Banshey says, 'im not taking you junk man'
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:50 2004] Banshey says, 'anything rotting can i have though ?'
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:54 2004] Adjutant Droggren begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:54 2004] Adjutant Hekrandor begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:55 2004] Tandal begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:55 2004] Colandar has fallen to the ground.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:56 2004] Adjutant Droggren slows down.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:58 2004] Mudcrush begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:59 2004] Colandar has been struck by the wrath of the gods.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:59 2004] Adjutant Hekrandor begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:59 2004] Tandal tells the group, 'TMing Adjutant Droggren do not assist'
[Thu Apr 29 15:35:59 2004] Tandal tells the raid, 'TMing Adjutant Droggren do not assist'
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:03 2004] Ganer says 'I beg forgiveness, Master. That is not a legal target.'
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:04 2004] Adjutant Hekrandor begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:04 2004] Adjutant Stormkeeper begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:05 2004] Tandal begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:06 2004] Ganer says 'I beg forgiveness, Master. That is not a legal target.'
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:06 2004] Adjutant Droggren is struck by a sudden force.
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:07 2004] Karmie says out of character, 'that trick isnt going to work'
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:08 2004] Adjutant Hekrandor regains concentration and continues casting.
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:08 2004] Athrok has been struck by the wrath of the gods.
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:08 2004] Adjutant Hekrandor begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:36:09 2004] Colandar feels dispelled.

>Battle spam from killing Colandar's train cut out<

[Thu Apr 29 15:36:46 2004] Karmie says out of character, 'last warning, stay away from the corpse'
[Thu Apr 29 15:37:07 2004] Karmie says out of character, 'banshey, you've been warned =D'
[Thu Apr 29 15:38:43 2004] Banshey says, 'waiting on rotting shit :P'
[Thu Apr 29 15:38:44 2004] Tandal waves at Colandar.
[Thu Apr 29 15:38:46 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'random 500 again all'

>More gay /random spam<

[Thu Apr 29 15:38:50 2004] Alphonso says, 'nothign rotting.'
[Thu Apr 29 15:38:51 2004] Dethvegi says, 'nothing rotting.'
[Thu Apr 29 15:38:53 2004] Colandar says, 'that was a accident chill out'
[Thu Apr 29 15:38:54 2004] Dethvegi says, 'leave now ~'
[Thu Apr 29 15:39:19 2004] Colandar is looking at your equipment...

>I am locking King T's corpse atm, sorry Colandar<

[Thu Apr 29 15:39:34 2004] Karmie says out of character, 'stay away from the corpse, be courteous'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:00 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'grats athrok'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:09 2004] Athrok tells the raid, 'I must head out~'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:13 2004] Karmie tells the raid, ';o'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:14 2004] Mudcrush tells evil-empire:1, 'back'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:16 2004] Athrok tells the raid, 'Cong Karmie~'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:20 2004] Karmie tells the group, 'rdy'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:27 2004] Karmie tells the raid, '@@'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:28 2004] You tell your party, 'rdy to loot?'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:29 2004] Breezin begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:29 2004] Breezin lets loose a mighty yaulp.
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:33 2004] Mudcrush says, 'back'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:34 2004] Karmie says, 'Hail, King Tormax's corpse'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:42 2004] Athrok has left the raid.
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:43 2004] You tell your party, 'kk getting off now'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:43 2004] Karmie tells the group, 'rdy'
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:44 2004] You no longer have a target.
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:44 2004] You no longer have a target.
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:45 2004] You no longer have a target.
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:48 2004] --Karmie has looted a King Tormax's Head.--
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:57 2004] Your Crackled Gem of Quickness shimmers briefly.
[Thu Apr 29 15:40:58 2004] You begin casting Nature's Infusion.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:00 2004] Mudcrush joined the raid.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:01 2004] Your Kerasha's Sylvan Sleeves feeds you with power.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:01 2004] You have healed Nelkir for 1369 points of damage.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:01 2004] Nelkir is infused with the power of nature.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:01 2004] Your Mask of Judgement flickers with a pale light.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:07 2004] Breezin begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:08 2004] Breezin lets loose a mighty yaulp.
[Thu Apr 29 15:41:09 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'random 500 again , roewen rolled last round for u mud'

>MORE /rand spam omg~<

[Thu Apr 29 15:44:06 2004] Zaazbum tells the group, 'how long till corpse kicks me off ?'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:11 2004] You tell your party, '5mins?'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:20 2004] Dethvegi tells the raid, 'i do,'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:24 2004] Zaazbum regards you indifferently -- looks like quite a gamble.
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:24 2004] You are inspecting Zaazbum.
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:27 2004] Zaazbum tells the group, 'kicked me'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:29 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'shit'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:29 2004] Banshey begins to cast a spell.
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:29 2004] --You have looted a Storm Giant Toes.--
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:30 2004] Zaazbum says, 'Hail, Banshey'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:31 2004] Tandal tells the group, 'oh shit'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:32 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'banshey looted'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:34 2004] Banshey fades away.
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:37 2004] Dethvegi tells the raid, 'wtf'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:40 2004] Iaminae tells the raid, 'i need a key i think'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:41 2004] You tell your party, 'wow'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:41 2004] Tandal says, 'oh shit'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:44 2004] Tandal says, 'and he gated'
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:45 2004] Players in EverQuest:
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:45 2004] ---------------------------

[Thu Apr 29 15:44:45 2004] [ANONYMOUS] Banshey
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:45 2004] There is 1 player in EverQuest.
[Thu Apr 29 15:44:52 2004] Zaazbum tells the group, 'roflmao'
[Thu Apr 29 15:45:01 2004] Zaazbum tells the raid, 'what a bad reason to get banned.'
[Thu Apr 29 15:45:07 2004] Dethvegi sighs, clearly disappointed.
[Thu Apr 29 15:45:09 2004] Iaminae tells the raid, 'what he do get key and gate'
[Thu Apr 29 15:45:09 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'make petitions pls, if a GM replies u, give it to Iaminae'
[Thu Apr 29 15:45:14 2004] Tandal tells the raid, 'yeah'
[Thu Apr 29 15:45:24 2004] Karmie tells the raid, 'ok, make petitions, if a GM reply, the key goes to papa'
[Thu Apr 29 15:45:25 2004] Roewen tells the raid, 'petition or report?'

>Alot of battle spam, and raid / group spam was deleted to make this easier to read<

Anyways, we got jipped a ST key, no biggy really, not like it will do a 45 cleric much good. But being gay and ninja looting pisses me off, so heres the deal...

Train Banshey and/or Calandar, and kill them. Get a screenshot of the train and they're dead, mutilated corpses, and the inevitable bitching and moaning you will get in /tells. The person who has largest, most desimating train will be awarded 20k cash from me. Runnerup gets 10k. Go forth and slay!

-Dragons

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:17 pm

oh man now THAT'S something that makes me wish i still played

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:25 pm

I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:34 pm

Do you ever?

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:35 pm

So fucking witty, I just can't contend.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:37 pm

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:41 pm

cliff notes:

fuckass dude ninja'd some shit
dragons (?) put out a hit

try and keep up

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:46 pm

wow what a stupid ass fuckhead..nothing like making a huge mistake to ruin your entire eq future.....what a moron...sorry u guys got fucked and i can assure u he wont be getting any of my free kei~

Granh · Post by **Granh** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 7:52 pm

Bad Vonk...

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Karmie · Post by **Karmie** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:08 pm

Epsonaga · Post by **Epsonaga** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:11 pm

I give this picture a rate 7/10 ...
I always want to make one picture like that sir..

Ogru · Post by **Ogru** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:23 pm

Samanosuke_4_lyf · Post by **Samanosuke_4_lyf** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:35 pm

nice work

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 9:56 pm

Granh wrote:Bad Vonk...

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hahaha... omg, my legacy remains...

Ya'll need to give granh more respect! Look at how well he keeps my memory alive.

Aatrex · Post by **Aatrex** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:04 pm

I wanna play EQ again when I see fun stuff like this going on.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:10 pm

Nice work~

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:14 pm

Aatrex wrote:I wanna play EQ again when I see fun stuff like this going on.

I hope this guy doesn't read NT...

I really am installing EQ on my system right now. This is too fucking funny. I hope my 4 year old CD doesn't require 20 hours of patching just to play old-world.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:44 pm

ahahahaha

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Sat May 01, 2004 12:18 am

LOL what a retard. Another one to be banned hehe.

Kalavas · Post by **Kalavas** » Sat May 01, 2004 1:35 am

Dragons wrote:Train Banshey and/or Calandar, and kill them. Get a screenshot of the train and they're dead, mutilated corpses, and the inevitable bitching and moaning you will get in /tells. The person who has largest, most desimating train will be awarded 20k cash from me. Runnerup gets 10k. Go forth and slay!

How much extra for a screenshot of his corpse underneeth a pile of trash mobs in ST?

Athrok · Post by **Athrok** » Sat May 01, 2004 7:52 am

Kill him past the first two statics, screen shot it, keep him busy for a bit, and I'll add another 10K to Dragon's 20.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sat May 01, 2004 8:49 am

I really hope you reported the text on top of petitioning. I also hope this person gets banned.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat May 01, 2004 2:58 pm

Hahah stickied, that tickles me.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun May 02, 2004 2:22 am

he's a fucking deadman ; )

Anyone know if smackage package still plays? We used to lay waste to KE back in the day during our Fungus Grove grinds.

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Sun May 02, 2004 2:31 am

yeah, he moved to maelin probably two years ago

namelesstavern.net

Wanted: Colandar and Banshey, dead NOT alive.

Wanted: Colandar and Banshey, dead NOT alive.

what a fucking prick!

GOOD JOB

k

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