Joke I hear at Denney's

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Joke I hear at Denney's

Postby horendus » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:37 am

So there I was in Denney's Thursday night and there were some g-thugs sitting in the corner giving the waitress shit and one of them tells this joke -

What do you get when you have a million lesbians in the million man march?






























Two million people who don't do dick!

I laft.
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:50 am

Denny's prices have risen to unacceptable levels. I'm not saying I'm cheap... I'm just saying I don't like being ripped off. Screw Denny's. Oh and btw... the joke was funny. :P
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Postby Ciladan » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:58 pm

Ok are thugs real? Like, are they really like this or are they all faking it all to impress eachother and pat eachother on the back? If you placed them in a society by themselves, dressed them differently, do you think they would still go back to thugging or would they (if this is the case) shed the fake persona and be normal people?
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Postby Thon » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:54 pm

sounds like a question for indo
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Postby labbats » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:10 pm

Indo would say that he's a thug (while hiding behind a compuer monitor). Then go on to tell some outrageus story about fistfighting a group of Navy Seals with his shoelaces untied.
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Postby Drem » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:42 pm

yeah, they're real
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:56 pm

Yeah they're real, but they're also pussies when confronted one on one. They need to be part of groups to be effective, and they also need weapons to overcome their lack of hand-to-hand combat skills.
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Postby KILL » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:26 pm

thug101 at University of Internet, Mindia?
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Postby Narrock » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:55 pm

KILL wrote:thug101 at University of Internet, Mindia?


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