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Condoms leak, break, sometimes when you are getting it on hot and heavy and realize you don't have one, at the time it doesn't matter. How many woman here have gotten pregnant from the "Trust Me" line? I know my ex husband didn't feel like he should have to pull out, and alot of men don't want to pull out.
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If you can't trust them to put on a condom how are you gonna trust them to take the pill?
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Pull out?

Are you fucking people serious?

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Pull out? Has anyone actually tried that? I tried a couple times, its kinda like eating chocolate cake when you cant taste it... No give me a good solid Trojan any day, it may not feel as good as au natural but at least you get an "aaaaaahhhhhh" at the end.
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I never had a condom break or leak, and I've used over a dozen different brands. As for pulling out, it can be fun if the girl lets it be. You don't have to run to the bathroom and whack off it the sink to finish off you know.
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I've used the pull out technique. I've never had to 'wack off' to finish. Just pull out at the last minute. The only problem is that when the time actually comes most will just say fuck it and leave it in. I've done that twice. Of course I get frieked out 2 minutes later and feel like a dumbass. Thank God neither of the two became pregnant. I like the pill idea, but I'd still be worried about diseases unless I really know the person, which usually isn't the case.
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Eziekial wrote:I never had a condom break or leak, and I've used over a dozen different brands. As for pulling out, it can be fun if the girl lets it be. You don't have to run to the bathroom and whack off it the sink to finish off you know.


Better if she reaches up and does the finishing work but fine either way.

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You act like it wont effect mens hormones too.
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My cousin went to PP to get on the pill, they asked her what her previous form of birth control was and she said "uhhh,,,pulling out?" They looked at her like she had just shit on the floor.
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What kind of look does one give someone who's just shit on the floor? :ugh: or :eyecrazy: or :eek2: ??
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I would think a combo of all three, but to test my theory I will shit on the flooor when LS gets home and digital pic her face
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:ugh: <~~ is the best smilie we have that comes close. Still not the same though.
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Mop wrote:I would think a combo of all three, but to test my theory I will shit on the flooor when LS gets home and digital pic her face


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Mop wrote:I would think a combo of all three, but to test my theory I will shit on the flooor when LS gets home and digital pic her face


LMAO. Would love to see the look on her face, at least right before she turned around and ran back outta the room. :P
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Darcler wrote:They looked at her like she had just shit on the floor.



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Eziekial wrote:I never had a condom break or leak, and I've used over a dozen different brands. As for pulling out, it can be fun if the girl lets it be. You don't have to run to the bathroom and whack off it the sink to finish off you know.


If the girl wants you pull out, just pull it out and then shove it into her ass... then finish.
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Why is it that men complain about BEING TRAPPED BY SOME WHORE THEY FUCKED WHO SAID SHE WAS ON BIRTH CONTROL BUT LIED TO GET THERE MONEY, but when a good solution comes about for the problem (because lord knows we can't expect men to be able to say NO, it's always the woman's fault) they turn it around and say it shouldn't be their responsibility.
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Not all men think this is a bad idea.
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Thank you Ciladan :boots:
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Post by araby »

Pulling out is not a method of birth control, it's just a great way to finish. Especially if the guy likes a girl using her hands, or mouth. You still have to consider the pre-ejaculation that can have sperm in it!
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Araby wrote:Pulling out is not a method of birth control, it's just a great way to finish. Especially if the guy likes a girl using her hands, or mouth. You still have to consider the pre-ejaculation that can have sperm in it!


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thanks for that infoz Araby I NEVER KNEW THAT! LIEK WHOA
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Abstinence is teh only 100% effective birth control lolz!!1
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OMG, DID YOU KNOW PEENORZ CAN GET HARD? WHOA!
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