Well it's about damn time

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:11 am

New concept, i r sure.

araby · Post by **araby** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:13 am

Taxx wrote:thanks for that infoz Araby I NEVER KNEW THAT! LIEK WHOA

Yah I've seen your pic tubby and I'm sure it's news :wink:

Post by **Mop** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:13 am

Stacy stands on her head, to make the sperm have a harder time swimming to her eggs. Works like a charm.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:23 am

Oh noz personal attacks! I cry now!

PS: go fuck another guy and pop out another kid

Post by **Mop** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:25 am

Hey fuckers keep on topic, what other witch doctor methods can I use to ot get women pregnant, I like burning candles too I hear that helps

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:32 am

Barry Manilow.

Sperm are allergic to him. Just play that in the background and have baby-free sex all night.

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:43 am

Isn't that also the method to becoming sterile? If you're just looking for one night might want to take it down a notch!

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:45 am

Milli Vanilli always gets me turned on, I dunno about you all

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:10 am

Sounds like Dana and Stacy are in the trying stage as I am

I don't know about you two, but I'm about ready to pull out my prom dress ( It actually fits me again!! Yay) , use birth control and have him wear a condom :P Maybe I'll have an accident!

Post by **Mop** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:18 am

lol ya no.

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:25 am

Maybe I should stop taking it in the ass =/

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:30 am

Jennay wrote:Maybe I should stop taking it in the ass =/

All my dreams are ruined now :cry:

Post by **Mop** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:31 am

Were you looking for husband to give it to you in the ass, or ....

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:07 am

TAXX YOU LIE!

*looks at Taxx like he just shit on the floor*

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:47 am

vonkaar wrote:Barry Manilow.

Sperm are allergic to him. Just play that in the background and have baby-free sex all night.

Yes, but I thought you had to be gay to be able to achieve erection with Barry Manilow playing in the background....I know I certainly cant get wood with that crap playing, my peen0r cries foul and attempts to hide under my junx

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:15 pm

I'll be first in line to get the male pill. I can't wait. All these scheming bitches trying to spawn the mack daddy's baby our now shit out of luck. All they can expect is a good dickin' and a taxi ride home.

:cool6:

Diabolik · Post by **Diabolik** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:45 am

STDs will skyrocket as less men wear condoms.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:55 am

my sperm is radioactive. I need not fear STD's.