HAHAHA Catholics get PWNED

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:17 am

Ellen White never said that Donnel. It was an IRS Guy named Matthew. You are confusing the point with Mindia. Besides, you used complex sentences in those quotes. you need to break them down for Mindia.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:23 am

If it was not stated by Ellen White it must not be in the bible. There is the King James Version, the New Revised Standard Version, The Revised Standard Version, and the SDA Standard Edition....The SDA Standard Edition looks like this....

In this chapter we talk about the Ten Commandments....

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:52 am

All of a sudden I'm reminded of that scene in History of the World where Moses drops the five extra commandments.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:54 am

Jimmy Durante wrote:All of a sudden I'm reminded of that scene in History of the World where Moses drops the five extra commandments.

God gives you the fifteen <clunk> 10 Commandments.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:48 pm

lol what a bunch of dipshits. Nice way to stay off topic. Jesus is the Light of the World.

Hence...

Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. (John 8:12)

Oh were you looking for the owned emoticon? Here it is:

:owned:

Now, would you like to stay on topic and discuss the Betheny adoption agency, or would you like me to be sympathetic to your ADD condition, and play along with you on your wild non-sequitor tangents?

xaoshaen · Post by **xaoshaen** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:55 pm

Mindia wrote:lol what a bunch of dipshits. Nice way to stay off topic. Jesus is the Light of the World.

Hence...

Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. (John 8:12)

Oh were you looking for the owned emoticon? Here it is:

Now, would you like to stay on topic and discuss the Betheny adoption agency, or would you like me to be sympathetic to your ADD condition, and play along with you on your wild non-sequitor tangents?

The way Mindia manages to completely ignore entire passages of the Bible, even when they're quoted directly at him never ceases to amuse me. It's like plugging coins into an old marionette machine: dance puppet, dance!

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:15 pm

Soo....

Matthew 5 (Sermon on the mount) is wrong?

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:18 pm

no donnel, Ellen White probably has not approved the book of Matthew and since she was not there she cant confirm or denythe sermon actually took place.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:18 pm

Donnel wrote:Soo....

Matthew 5 (Sermon on the mount) is wrong?

Soo... John 8:12 is wrong?

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:22 pm

They are not mutually exclusive, though you seem to think they are by claiming that you are not the "light of the world."

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:47 pm

Donnel wrote:They are not mutually exclusive, though you seem to think they are by claiming that you are not the "light of the world."

If you actually studied scripture and kept in tune with what the generally accepted viewpoint is on this matter you would understand that Jesus Christ is considered to be "The Light of the World," not His followers. Followers of Jesus are the "Salt of the earth" so you were partially correct, although you didn't mention anything about it... you just happened to have captured that part of the quote.

Got any other gems for us? Come on, I'm bored at work.

:teehee:

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:51 pm

Mindia wrote:If you actually studied scripture and kept in tune with what the generally accepted viewpoint is on this matter

You're basically admitting that you let other people think for you Mindia.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:58 pm

yup. But then again are you suprised Zanchief?

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:00 pm

Not at all.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:01 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Mindia wrote:If you actually studied scripture and kept in tune with what the generally accepted viewpoint is on this matter

You're basically admitting that you let other people think for you Mindia.

"studied scripture" were the buzzwords, moron.

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:02 pm

Mindia wrote:
Donnel wrote:They are not mutually exclusive, though you seem to think they are by claiming that you are not the "light of the world."

If you actually studied scripture and kept in tune with what the generally accepted viewpoint is on this matter you would understand that Jesus Christ is considered to be "The Light of the World," not His followers. Followers of Jesus are the "Salt of the earth" so you were partially correct, although you didn't mention anything about it... you just happened to have captured that part of the quote.

Got any other gems for us? Come on, I'm bored at work.

Ack! Jesus lied when he told his disciples in Matthew 5 "You are the light of the world?"

Wow, here I thought a direct quoite, of a direct statement, directed at a particular group of people would be pretty hard to misjudge. It's called context, Mindia. Learn it, use it.

Don't claim to think you know about how much I've studied the scripture.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:03 pm

Mindia wrote:
Zanchief wrote:
Mindia wrote:If you actually studied scripture and kept in tune with what the generally accepted viewpoint is on this matter

You're basically admitting that you let other people think for you Mindia.

"studied scripture" were the buzzwords, moron.

I think "generally accepted viewpoints" are the money buzzwords.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:06 pm

I forgot you are the definitive on scripture. Yeah 1 year reading the bible and you think you have the nail down on this scripture that people have studied all thier lives and still do not know everything about it.

Thats like the Jewish population redoing the Torah in a color by numbers book.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:46 pm

Wow, I can see after all my silly arguments that I really aren't very compassionate nor objective and I certainly do not have any shred of truth seeking in me.

These are faults I will attempt to rectify as well as my bigoted narrow minded viewpoint that castigates many but does not offer compassion to any.

I'm sorry guys! I'll work to be a better person, and less of a shit!