and such?
I'm thinking about getting one.... I realized I just hate kids and don't want them.... I don't have a coal mine either or a shoe factory so that doesn't help matters.
Will getting this done affect hard-ons, or testosterone or sex drive?
I'm 26 and most guys my age don't bother with the procedure but I want piece of mind. I also heard they have a laser way to do this with almost no recovery time. thoughts?
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by Captain Insano » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:05 am
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
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by KaiineTN » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:24 am
I've been thinking about this too, I heard it's easy to reverse too, if you ever do want kids. It would be nice to just not have to worry about getting my girl pregnant, and not have to count on her to take pills or myself to have condoms. No idea on the cost of it though, or the cost of getting it reversed.
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by Maeya » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:40 am
If I remember my anatomy correctly, all they do is snip and sew a little tube where the sperm would come out. Your "splooge" is made up of more than just sperm, so the other components wouldn't be affected, as they are added to the mixture further down the pipe line. It would not affect your ability to get or maintain an erection or to orgasm. Your testosterone should be safe as well. I can't remember for sure, but I'm pretty sure the brain has to do with the manufacturing of testosterone, so a snipped tube would not affect it. (Someone please correct me if I'm wrong) Also, the sperm remaining in the testicles will not build up or cause you any pain. Like any cells, they will eventually die and be recycled by the body.
After you get the operation, though, I think it takes a week or two for all the sperm to be out of your tubing to make it fully safe. The operation is fairly quick, and though it makes you tender for a few days, you should be good to go for the rest of your life. Haven't heard, read, or learned anything about a laser procedure.
After you get the operation, though, I think it takes a week or two for all the sperm to be out of your tubing to make it fully safe. The operation is fairly quick, and though it makes you tender for a few days, you should be good to go for the rest of your life. Haven't heard, read, or learned anything about a laser procedure.
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by liquidstayce » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:11 am
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Vasectomy: Top 10 Questions & Answers!
What men - and their wives - want to know. Here is a checklist of some of the most frequently asked questions (in no specific order), and the answers that doctors provide.
A man and his spouse should carefully consider what they want to know before deciding about a vasectomy. It's important that every couple to be fully informed and aware.
The more time a couple spends in becoming educated about a vasectomy…or any procedure, for that matter…the greater confidence they will have in making a decision that is right for them and their situation.
The following Questions and Answers may be helpful as a checklist to what is commonly asked by others. Compare this list with your concerns, and explore the other pages of this Web site for additional information, topics and considerations.
Always discuss your issues with the doctor of your choice.
Basically, what is a vasectomy?
A vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure used by urologic surgeons to make a man sterile. It is one of the most popular forms of contraception in the United States and worldwide, and is regarded as safe, simple and highly effective. A vasectomy is performed by cutting the vas deferens, the small tube that carries sperm from the man's testicles to become part of his semen. Although the man continues to have sexual intercourse and climax as before, his semen does not contain sperm and he cannot father a child following a vasectomy.
What is a "No-Scalpel" Vasectomy (NSV)?
The No-Scalpel technique is one of two main methods surgeons use to perform a vasectomy. Many doctors favor the No-Scalpel method because - unlike the traditional vasectomy approach - a scalpel is not required and there are no incisions (only one or two small punctures in the skin). In addition, the NSV often results in less discomfort after the procedure with a reduced risk of bleeding or infection. Also, there is no perceptible scaring.
How long does the No-Scalpel procedure and recovery take?
The procedure itself usually takes about 15 minutes, sometimes less. However, including the office routine, paperwork and preparation, the total time in a doctor's office may be about an hour. The procedure is likely to produce tenderness, discomfort and slight swelling in the first two or three days afterwards, with a return to nearly all usual activities typically within a week. (Follow your doctor's instructions carefully, take your time and use the schedule that is right for you.)
How effective is a No-Scalpel vasectomy?
A vasectomy of any type ranks among the most effective means of protection from pregnancy. Although no procedure is totally safe or effective, the failure rate for a vasectomy is less than one percent. (By comparison, the failure rate for latex condoms is 12 percent or more; for diaphragms, it's 18 percent.) Couples who want a highly reliable and permanent form of contraception often opt for a vasectomy where the success rate is over 99 percent.
Does it work immediately?
No, any vasectomy does not make you sterile right away, and you'll want to continue using some other means to guard against pregnancy until your doctor tells you otherwise. Immediately after a vasectomy, active sperm remain in the semen for a period of time. It may take 15 to 20 ejaculations and several weeks before your semen is free of sperm. Your doctor will test the semen, perhaps several times over several weeks, and let you know when you can safely consider the vasectomy to be complete. This may be as long as two months.
What happens to the sperm?
This is a mystery to some people, but the answer is both normal and natural. The body absorbs unused sperm cells normally - whether or nor you've had a vasectomy. After the procedure, the testicles will continue to produce sperm, but they will not leave the body in the semen. They dissolve and are simply and naturally absorbed by the body.
Will my sex life be affected?
A vasectomy only blocks sperm and does not affect your sexual drive, your ability to have an erection, orgasm or ejaculation or your ability to have and enjoy sex. Sperm is only a small fraction of the total liquid in your semen. The amount of fluid, intensity - even color and texture - does not appear to change when sperm is absent. Male hormones continue in the bloodstream, and secondary characteristics (such as beard or voice) do not change. Some couples say their relationship is improved by not having to worry about contraceptive techniques or unplanned pregnancy.
What is the cost of a No-Scalpel vasectomy?
The actual cost of the procedure ranges from $400 to $1,200 but this cost is covered under many health insurance programs. You will want to ask your insurance company or HMO if any or all of this cost is provided under the benefits of your coverage. (As a point of reference, this cost is significantly lower than the sterilization operation for women - tubal ligation.)
Are there risks or complications?
Yes, as with any surgical procedure, there could be complications and you should ask your doctor to go over these carefully with you. However, any type of vasectomy ranks among the safest procedures and the majority of complications, if any, are usually minor and easily treated. These include a chance of infection, bleeding or transient bruising, temporary swelling or fluid accumulation.
Following the procedure, some men experience pain, often as a dull ache, caused by a pressure on the miniature tubes of the epididymis. This is usually treated successfully with medication, but the removal of the epididymis is sometimes recommended.
Some studies have found that some men, who had a vasectomy 20 years earlier, have a slightly higher risk of prostate cancer than others who did not have a vasectomy. Most other studies did not support those results. The American Urological Association and the American Cancer Society recommend that men over the age of 50 should have a regular prostatic examination and a PSA blood test to help detect early prostate changes. This recommendation is the same for all men in this age range (50 to 70), including those who have had a vasectomy and those who have not had the procedure.
For a more recent study looking at a group of nearly 2000 men and concluding that there is no increased risk of prostate cancer after a vasectomy, you can see the abstract at The Journal of the American Medical Association.
Can a vasectomy be reversed?
You should consider any vasectomy to be permanent. There are delicate microsurgery operations that may be able to reverse the effects of a vasectomy, but there is no assurance that the flow of sperm can be restored or pregnancy will result in every case. The likelihood of success can vary greatly depending on individual circumstances, including how much time has passed since the vasectomy. If you are seriously considering a vasectomy, it's best to assume that it will be a permanent change.
In Summary:
Be prepared to ask a lot of questions; informed decisions are best.
Always discuss your issues with the doctor of your choice.
A vasectomy is a simple, safe and highly effective procedure.
The No-Scalpel method is often favored over the traditional vasectomy.
Results are not immediate; it may be weeks before sterility is complete.
Vasectomy does not change your ability to have an erection or enjoy sex.
The procedure is safe, risks are low and complications are rare.
A vasectomy should be considered permanent and may not be able to be reversed later.
A friend of mine just had one a couple of weeks ago. He complained of being in pain and sore for a while after.
Vasectomy: Top 10 Questions & Answers!
What men - and their wives - want to know. Here is a checklist of some of the most frequently asked questions (in no specific order), and the answers that doctors provide.
A man and his spouse should carefully consider what they want to know before deciding about a vasectomy. It's important that every couple to be fully informed and aware.
The more time a couple spends in becoming educated about a vasectomy…or any procedure, for that matter…the greater confidence they will have in making a decision that is right for them and their situation.
The following Questions and Answers may be helpful as a checklist to what is commonly asked by others. Compare this list with your concerns, and explore the other pages of this Web site for additional information, topics and considerations.
Always discuss your issues with the doctor of your choice.
Basically, what is a vasectomy?
A vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure used by urologic surgeons to make a man sterile. It is one of the most popular forms of contraception in the United States and worldwide, and is regarded as safe, simple and highly effective. A vasectomy is performed by cutting the vas deferens, the small tube that carries sperm from the man's testicles to become part of his semen. Although the man continues to have sexual intercourse and climax as before, his semen does not contain sperm and he cannot father a child following a vasectomy.
What is a "No-Scalpel" Vasectomy (NSV)?
The No-Scalpel technique is one of two main methods surgeons use to perform a vasectomy. Many doctors favor the No-Scalpel method because - unlike the traditional vasectomy approach - a scalpel is not required and there are no incisions (only one or two small punctures in the skin). In addition, the NSV often results in less discomfort after the procedure with a reduced risk of bleeding or infection. Also, there is no perceptible scaring.
How long does the No-Scalpel procedure and recovery take?
The procedure itself usually takes about 15 minutes, sometimes less. However, including the office routine, paperwork and preparation, the total time in a doctor's office may be about an hour. The procedure is likely to produce tenderness, discomfort and slight swelling in the first two or three days afterwards, with a return to nearly all usual activities typically within a week. (Follow your doctor's instructions carefully, take your time and use the schedule that is right for you.)
How effective is a No-Scalpel vasectomy?
A vasectomy of any type ranks among the most effective means of protection from pregnancy. Although no procedure is totally safe or effective, the failure rate for a vasectomy is less than one percent. (By comparison, the failure rate for latex condoms is 12 percent or more; for diaphragms, it's 18 percent.) Couples who want a highly reliable and permanent form of contraception often opt for a vasectomy where the success rate is over 99 percent.
Does it work immediately?
No, any vasectomy does not make you sterile right away, and you'll want to continue using some other means to guard against pregnancy until your doctor tells you otherwise. Immediately after a vasectomy, active sperm remain in the semen for a period of time. It may take 15 to 20 ejaculations and several weeks before your semen is free of sperm. Your doctor will test the semen, perhaps several times over several weeks, and let you know when you can safely consider the vasectomy to be complete. This may be as long as two months.
What happens to the sperm?
This is a mystery to some people, but the answer is both normal and natural. The body absorbs unused sperm cells normally - whether or nor you've had a vasectomy. After the procedure, the testicles will continue to produce sperm, but they will not leave the body in the semen. They dissolve and are simply and naturally absorbed by the body.
Will my sex life be affected?
A vasectomy only blocks sperm and does not affect your sexual drive, your ability to have an erection, orgasm or ejaculation or your ability to have and enjoy sex. Sperm is only a small fraction of the total liquid in your semen. The amount of fluid, intensity - even color and texture - does not appear to change when sperm is absent. Male hormones continue in the bloodstream, and secondary characteristics (such as beard or voice) do not change. Some couples say their relationship is improved by not having to worry about contraceptive techniques or unplanned pregnancy.
What is the cost of a No-Scalpel vasectomy?
The actual cost of the procedure ranges from $400 to $1,200 but this cost is covered under many health insurance programs. You will want to ask your insurance company or HMO if any or all of this cost is provided under the benefits of your coverage. (As a point of reference, this cost is significantly lower than the sterilization operation for women - tubal ligation.)
Are there risks or complications?
Yes, as with any surgical procedure, there could be complications and you should ask your doctor to go over these carefully with you. However, any type of vasectomy ranks among the safest procedures and the majority of complications, if any, are usually minor and easily treated. These include a chance of infection, bleeding or transient bruising, temporary swelling or fluid accumulation.
Following the procedure, some men experience pain, often as a dull ache, caused by a pressure on the miniature tubes of the epididymis. This is usually treated successfully with medication, but the removal of the epididymis is sometimes recommended.
Some studies have found that some men, who had a vasectomy 20 years earlier, have a slightly higher risk of prostate cancer than others who did not have a vasectomy. Most other studies did not support those results. The American Urological Association and the American Cancer Society recommend that men over the age of 50 should have a regular prostatic examination and a PSA blood test to help detect early prostate changes. This recommendation is the same for all men in this age range (50 to 70), including those who have had a vasectomy and those who have not had the procedure.
For a more recent study looking at a group of nearly 2000 men and concluding that there is no increased risk of prostate cancer after a vasectomy, you can see the abstract at The Journal of the American Medical Association.
Can a vasectomy be reversed?
You should consider any vasectomy to be permanent. There are delicate microsurgery operations that may be able to reverse the effects of a vasectomy, but there is no assurance that the flow of sperm can be restored or pregnancy will result in every case. The likelihood of success can vary greatly depending on individual circumstances, including how much time has passed since the vasectomy. If you are seriously considering a vasectomy, it's best to assume that it will be a permanent change.
In Summary:
Be prepared to ask a lot of questions; informed decisions are best.
Always discuss your issues with the doctor of your choice.
A vasectomy is a simple, safe and highly effective procedure.
The No-Scalpel method is often favored over the traditional vasectomy.
Results are not immediate; it may be weeks before sterility is complete.
Vasectomy does not change your ability to have an erection or enjoy sex.
The procedure is safe, risks are low and complications are rare.
A vasectomy should be considered permanent and may not be able to be reversed later.
A friend of mine just had one a couple of weeks ago. He complained of being in pain and sore for a while after.
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by Martrae » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:15 am
My hub had this done after our third child and it hasn't affected his sex drive one iota.
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by Captain Insano » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:13 am
Ugh... I read the whole thing with confidence until the whole idea of cutting things and infection involving my wang got involved....
Isn't their a male pill supposed to be out shortly?
Isn't their a male pill supposed to be out shortly?
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by Martrae » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:25 am
Really the only thing you need to worry about is if the doc doesn't do the procedure where they remove several inches of tube. If all they do is cut it it can grow back. One of my best friends now has 2 kids because of this even though her hub had a vasectomy about 10 years ago.
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by The Kizzy » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:33 am
It is really not that big of a deal. If you research your doctor choice, it will be fine. Yes your balls will swell up to the size of a basketball, and yes it will hurt. (Bag of frozen peas was good advice) Just take care of it properly and you will greatly reduce your risk of infection. My ex husband had one, and somehow sex was better afterwards.
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by Phlegm » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:51 am
Captain_Insano wrote:Ugh... I read the whole thing with confidence until the whole idea of cutting things and infection involving my wang got involved....
Isn't their a male pill supposed to be out shortly?
Common, Captain, quit acting like a pussy. It's not like you are going to have your nuts cut off or something.
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by Captain Insano » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:30 pm
haha.... yah I know... but its my wang! I'm probably going to do it anyway. ; )
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by The Kizzy » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:37 pm
Make sure you get a doctor with a NOT HOT nurse, because she will be holding your flacid weiner, and my ex got a hard on in the office and they had to delay the procedure for a few moments. Then he barfed his egg mc muffin on her.
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by veeneedefeesh » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:05 pm
Dont you llive in Cali? better hope there isnt an earth quake just as he is applying scapel to nutsack
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by Captain Insano » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:59 pm
The last post has dissauded me. I have decided to invent a device that instead blasts your beans and frank with radiation killing the little soldiers with the side effect of increased size and unlimited growth potential.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by veeneedefeesh » Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:27 pm
MWHAHAHAHA!
This laugh will be repeated when some chick "fogets to take her pill" and you end up as Papa_Insano
This laugh will be repeated when some chick "fogets to take her pill" and you end up as Papa_Insano A man can only live twice, once when he is born, and once when he has looked death in the eye~~~~Japanese Proverb
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by Captain Insano » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:17 pm
I'm not too worried. I always pull out. I believe spermz is better for faces then vaginas.
In all serious I'm going to get it done. Fuck children.
In all serious I'm going to get it done. Fuck children.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
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