The top 50 Beatdown

Post by **Lyion** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:25 am

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.as ... ectionID=1

Themosticles · Post by **Themosticles** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:44 am

The top 5 were dissapointing, save TO. He deserves to be #2.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:49 am

Do everyone a favor and put “How to Give Great Head” on your book list. Imagine how much more pleasant this country would be if all those chubby housewives were at least handling their business in the bedroom.

MUHAHHAHAHHAA

Thanks Lyion, some of it was pretty funny.

PS: I hate Dr. Phil with the strength of 100 suns.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:52 am

I did laugh at the Oprah one

xaoshaen · Post by **xaoshaen** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:30 am

Skip Bayless - The Professional Hater. It is one thing to dish out humorous hate on a comedy site. It is a very different thing to do it for real under the guise of credible journalism. Skip is just a punk who can’t craft an interesting story without resorting to blatant bashing and baiting. Do your fucking job and cover sports like a sportswriter, you sensationalist hack.

Oh. Hell. Yes.

If I ever find myself in agreement with Bayless I immediately have to make sure my reality check hasn't bounced.

The Dan Brown segment was pretty good too.

Post by **Arlos** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:50 am

Another one of the new breed of political pundits who is more interested in scoring face time on TV and selling books than honest discourse, Coulter is a particularly despicable and disingenuous know-it-all who doesn’t hesitate to make wholly fabricated statements about things that she plainly doesn’t understand.

Heheheh, how spot on about Ann Coulter.

-Arlos

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:58 pm

I actually liked the Da Vinci Code tho =P

It was good, but if morons wouldn't get all insanely twisted about it, no one would have really given a shit about the author

Tadpole · Post by **Tadpole** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:44 am

31. Toby Keith
How do I like you now? Not very much. Hey Toby, you fat redneck piece of shit, if you like "kickin' ass" in the Middle East so much, why don't you put down that guitar, pick up a gun, and enlist? What’s that you say? "I can’t join up. They drive Hummers and I'm a Ford Truck Man…That's all I Dryeeeve."

How is Jay Leno number 1? I think he is funny :dunno: