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by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:26 pm

Tossica wrote:Crotchrockets are for fags and meatheads.

I can't count how many times my old crotchrocket snagged me a smokin hot chick...

To men they are the ultimate race machine... to women they are a 20k RPM vibrator.

Keep that in mind.

by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:21 pm

Kizzy wrote:Taxx taught me on his crotchrocket. I loved it. Still very shaky when I ride, but I assume I will get used to it.

Is my head the ONLY one in the gutter today? That's funny enough to be a quoted sig...

by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:22 pm

please do not associate Kizzy and riding with me having anything to do with sex.

by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:24 pm

That made it more funny.

by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:31 pm

Yes, I like my new bike much more than his little one. Mine is a 750.

by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:33 pm

I like my new bike too lolz

white on blue '04 yamaha R1 with 2k miles oh noez~

by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:36 pm

Kizzy wrote:Yes, I like my new bike much more than his little one. Mine is a 750.

lol oh shit, the funny will never end.

by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:42 pm

oh she was trying to be teh funniez lawlz~ don't make me show proof

by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:43 pm

Of your small...uh...bike?

by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:43 pm

Oh, you were talking motorcycles, my bad

by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:44 pm

This is getting uncivilized IE very funny.

by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:45 pm

so who wants to be the judge? my webcam is ready

by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm

Gonna have to pass on the invitation.

by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm

Penises look weird. I'll pass.

by **runamonk** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:48 pm

Taxx wrote:I like my new bike too lolz

white on blue '04 yamaha R1 with 2k miles oh noez~

ah a new R1.

Very nice.

by **Insanityfair** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:49 pm

lol a pen0r judge, sounds like fun~!

by **runamonk** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:50 pm

Hrm a little cold there. Although it's a rule in the womans handbook that they must insult the penis size of the ex. At least he didn't say anything about Kizzy having a fat stinky vagina, that would have just been mean. :P

by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:50 pm

Oh i could and then have all my denizons of NT follow me in absolute belief in secret forumz of my choosing, right? teeheez.

OK Isanityfair I'll cya tonight <3

by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:51 pm

Speaking of small penises, you would think a good looking guy would be well equiped, no? I saw his peepee, it looked like a shy turtle poking it head out. Not attractive.

EDit: I was talking about Heath Ledger.

by **Insanityfair** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:53 pm

It's a jungle out there.....

by **runamonk** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:53 pm

Darcler wrote:Speaking of small penises, you would think a good looking guy would be well equiped, no? I saw his peepee, it looked like a shy turtle poking it head out. Not attractive.

Yeah looks have nothing to do with penis size, must be a let down for the woman. Seriously look at porn, rarely are the men good looking, most of them are gross with a 12 inch cock. Not my problem since I don't play with anyones but my own but still..

by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:54 pm

bring your machetes boys

by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:03 pm

It has been my experience that the skinny guys with like 5% body fat have big penises, huge. I never said Taxx's penis was small. Get over yourself.

by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:04 pm

I'm skinny~

by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:04 pm

backpeddling commences

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