Ladies, is this true?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:16 pm

I once met this girl who claimed you could cure the common cold with a good blow job

so I dumped a glass of water on my head, took my shirt off, and ran around outside in the snow for 5 mins, and told her we should go find out if her cure worked

surprisingly enough, it did (the line and the cure!)

KaiineTN · Post by **KaiineTN** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:58 pm

I'm kinda seeing this girl now that seems to really be into bondage, and I think it has to do with her desire to feel taken, or at least feel like she isn't in control... She likes scratches and bites too, honestly I think I'm in a little over my head with this one, but I'll try for the hell of it...

Any suggestions? I want to be playful and fun with her, and I don't want to jump into any serious bondage stuff yet, it's far too early for that...

I like to integrate comedy with sexual things too, like, if she's tied up, I'd pull out a can of cheese whiz and start shaking it like I was going to use it on her like whip cream, which I, of course, wouldn't, but it would be funny to scare her a little, haha...

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:00 pm

bondage and blindfolds are fun fun fun

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:01 pm

Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff? :ugh:

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:02 pm

It is sorta like hearing your little brother talking about it.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:04 pm

bald pudgy 17 year old wearing lipstick standing over you with a can of cheese wiz

that'll give anyone the screaming heebie jeebies

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:21 pm

KaiineTN wrote:I'm kinda seeing this girl now that seems to really be into bondage, and I think it has to do with her desire to feel taken, or at least feel like she isn't in control... She likes scratches and bites too, honestly I think I'm in a little over my head with this one, but I'll try for the hell of it...

Any suggestions? I want to be playful and fun with her, and I don't want to jump into any serious bondage stuff yet, it's far too early for that...

I like to integrate comedy with sexual things too, like, if she's tied up, I'd pull out a can of cheese whiz and start shaking it like I was going to use it on her like whip cream, which I, of course, wouldn't, but it would be funny to scare her a little, haha...

A good introduction into bondage play is tying her up, and welding coke cans to her skin with a welding torch. Chix think that is HOT! And remember, when they scream "STOP" thats the bondage codeword for "More! More!" - they're just really getting into it, so don't be alarmed.

Honorable mentions include stuffing all of her bodily orifices with chocolate pudding, and injecting diet dr. pepper into her with a syringe.

KaiineTN · Post by **KaiineTN** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:23 pm

Hi I'm going on 21, not 17

I am also 6' 188 lb, not so pudgey anymore, k thx.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:24 am

Scarfs to the bedpost.

Hint: most people into bondage arent into cuddling. So try to go all the way.

Rust · Post by **Rust** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:54 am

brinstar wrote:Agh! Bald pudgy teen
lipstick'd looms with cheeze wiz can
gives heebie jeebies

fixt

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:12 am

labbats wrote:A girl decides if she likes you in the first 10 seconds you meet. Dinner isn't going to change that.

Chris Rock.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:13 am

I love how all the single guys have the best advice. LMAO.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:17 am

Goose_Man wrote:the skinny white ones like to shoo them away from me though

The big black ones will break you in half or leave you whimping and limping the next day... Ah yeah.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:27 am

Martrae wrote:Dinner and the theatre is pretty dead on and I'm not talking McDonald's and the Drive-in here.

damn there goes my plans for tonight....how about Wendys and a movie from Blockbuster?

Post by **Martrae** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:14 am

You sweet talker!

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:22 am

kaharthemad wrote:
Martrae wrote:Dinner and the theatre is pretty dead on and I'm not talking McDonald's and the Drive-in here.

damn there goes my plans for tonight....how about Wendys and a movie from Blockbuster?

If she turns you down Kaha, I'll go. But you have to promise not to be handsy during the movie.

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:12 pm

Vivalicious wrote:Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff? :ugh:

Why? Isn't he _dreamy_?

<img src="http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=444">

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:25 pm

mappatazee wrote:
Vivalicious wrote:Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff?

Why? Isn't he _dreamy_?

<img src="http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=444">

rofl.

That mappatazee always making the funneyz.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:26 pm

leah wrote:hmmm... i am generally very easy to woo.

Wanna come over for pizza and sex? :wink:

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:23 pm

mappatazee wrote:
Vivalicious wrote:Am I the only one who gets creeped out by Kaiine talking about sexplay stuff?

Why? Isn't he _dreamy_?

<img src="http://www.namelesstavern.org/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=444">

Still looks 12 with dirt on his face.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:25 pm

I just want to know why in every single picture of himself that he posts, he's got his head tilted at the exact same angle, and he's always got the same exact expression on his face.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:26 pm

And he never has a damn shirt on.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:31 pm

Although, if it were a girl posting pics of herself and never had a shirt on, there wouldn't be so much complaining from the menfolk. What gives?

leah · Post by **leah** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:43 pm

i'm big on scratches and bites. mmmgood.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:12 pm

but not pizza I gather?