This is why I hate flying

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 6:52 pm

The French should learn to fly better.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:25 pm

mappatazee wrote:
Mindia wrote:I know they say that you have a better chance of dying in a car crash on the way to the airport than you do from the plane, but still...

It's funny how your brain fails you in every facet of your life.

GODAMNLOL!

:rofl:

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:08 pm

I hate flying because I get stuck next to jackasses like Mindia who won't shut the fuck up even after I explain to them I don't care what they have to say.

-Adam

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:36 pm

Whenever I fly, I say hello, then open a book and put in earplugs. Problem solved.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:38 pm

I dont say hello. I walk on the plane with headphones and they dont leave until I get to the gate. Often I will sleep also.

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:46 pm

Best was when I was watching Flight of the Phoenix on my laptop and the guy next to me asked me to stop watching that movie because it disturbed him. I turned my laptop to the side and continued watching it np.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:52 pm

labbats wrote:Whenever I fly, I say hello, then open a book and put in earplugs. Problem solved.

Is that what all the pilots do? Reading while flying and ignoring all sounds?

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:22 pm

Phlegm wrote:
labbats wrote:Whenever I fly, I say hello, then open a book and put in earplugs. Problem solved.

Is that what all the pilots do? Reading while flying and ignoring all sounds?

Yeah, so?

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:05 am

I love flying. I enjoy meeting random people and chatting them up during the flight. Every now and then you meet very interesting people and have a lively conversation. It makes the flight go faster and you never know what you might learn from someone.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:10 am

I hate people like you!

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:11 am

Ziek is the reason I wear the headphones.

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:18 am

I bet you'd enjoy talking to me during the flight.

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:20 am

Flying down to California for a baseball tournament afew years ago i met some of the University of Washington softball players heading down for a tournament themselves. I was lucky and spent the entire flight talking with them. Got afew numbers and partied with them while i was down there, and after we flew back up.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:33 am

Eziekial wrote:I bet you'd enjoy talking to me during the flight.

I bet i'd enjoy punching you in the face.

Last flight I took I sat all the way in the back and had the entire back row to myself.

Fuck you social bastards who think I care about you.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:37 am

Last flight I took alone, I was in business class, THOSE people like to talk. Mostly about their business, their families they rarely see, blah blah blah, I didnt bring a cd player with me to shut the other guy up so I bought a headset to listen to the movie so I could fall asleep.

Post by **Martrae** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:39 pm

Man jailed for molesting sleeping woman on plane

Aug 5, 10:38 AM (ET)

BOSTON (Reuters) - A business executive was sentenced on Thursday to seven years in prison for sexually assaulting a sleeping woman seated next to him on a Delta Air Lines flight from Dallas to Boston.

A statement from the U.S. Attorney for Massachusetts said that on April 5, Deepak Jahagirdar, 55, laid a blanket over the 22-year-old woman who was returning from a vacation, unfastened her seat belt, unbuttoned her pants and assaulted her by touching her genitals.

"The woman immediately pulled Jahagirdar's hand from her pants and fled to the rear of the aircraft where she reported the assault to the flight crew," it said.

The crew alerted four U.S. Secret Service Agents who were on board the flight, returning from an assignment in Texas.

The plane was met by state police in Boston but Jahagirdar briefly tried to escape by trying to flee in the walkway between the plane and the airport.

Skin cells taken from Jahagirdar, an Arizona man whom authorities said did not know the woman, showed a "significant quantity of the victim's DNA was present on his hands" after the incident, the statement said.

After his release, Jahagirdar must pay a $25,000 fine and be supervised by authorities for two years.

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:48 pm

Deepak Jahagirdar

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:10 am

Significant amount of DNA? If she came on his hands then there is no way that was assault.

Post by **Martrae** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:27 am

Maybe she was just juicy or on her period.

EWWWWWWWWWW

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:31 am

MENTAL IMAGE OVERLOAD :finger:

Rust · Post by **Rust** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:55 am

Harrison wrote:MENTAL IMAGE OVERLOAD

Young Finawin was frightened by seeing a vagina when his Mom took him into the ladies room at a department store when he was 3.... he's still having night sweats and flashbacks about it.

Please....respect the vaginophobe among us.

--R.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:23 pm

Rust wrote:
Harrison wrote:MENTAL IMAGE OVERLOAD

Young Finawin was frightened by seeing a vagina when his Mom took him into the ladies room at a department store when he was 3.... he's still having night sweats and flashbacks about it.

Please....respect the vaginophobe among us.

--R.

Uh-oh... no funny detected. Don't give up your day job Rust.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:27 pm

He tries so hard...

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:39 pm

Here I'll give it a shot:

Harrison hasn't had pussy since the pussy had him! HAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
OMGZ I'm funny.

:ugh: