WTF LOLz

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:28 pm

Teacher Reprimanded for Licking Wounds Thu Aug 4, 8:08 PM ET

BEND, Ore. - A state board voted to publicly reprimand a Central Linn High School teacher and football coach for licking the bleeding wounds of several student athletes.

The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission Wednesday placed Scott Reed on two years' probation.

Details of the case and censure will go on the commission Web site and be sent to all Oregon school districts and to departments of education nationwide.

Reed must attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens within the next two months and furnish the commission with written verification of his attendance.

Reed agreed to "stipulated facts" that included him licking blood from wounds on a track team member's knee, a football player's arm, and a high school student's hand.

It was not clear why he licked the wounds.

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:40 pm

Maybe because he was desperate to win and he thought it would might heal his players with his magic tongue?!?!

My highschool football coach was pretty obsessed with the team, and keeping the good players healthy, but i dont think hed go this far?

Or maybe it was a fetish?

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:53 pm

What a weirdo

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:57 pm

Isn't our saliva a natural coagulant?

Or is that cats and dogs?

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:06 pm

I don't care if our saliva was made of some space age wound super healing extra strength neosporin... Licking other people's wounds is just all kinds of fucked up.

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:23 am

The mouth is the dirtiest part of the body

KaiineTN · Post by **KaiineTN** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:35 am

on a woman.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:03 am

not on a dog.

Tadpole · Post by **Tadpole** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:34 am

I think and hope that my asshole is dirtier than my mouth.

Post by **Martrae** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:40 am

Actually, dog's mouths are nasty, they lick their butts and any bit of garbage they come across. They just don't carry germs that are as harmful to humans.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:53 am

Your mouth is dirty too, bitch. Now STFU~

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:08 am

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:23 am

KaiineTN · Post by **KaiineTN** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:35 am

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:02 am

I thought saliva had digestive properties and would actually prevent blood from coagulant. :dunno:

In any case, Ralph is right, that is some sick shit.