A president who will strike fear into Al Qaeda

Post by **Lyion** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:29 am

Plus, I bet his press conferences will be interesting.

http://www.walken2008.com/

I like their campaign poster. We should distribute this in the Middle East, as it would scare the locals more than a native arab trying to translating a W speech!

http://www.walken2008.com/walken_poster.pdf

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:44 am

LOL I'd SO vote for Walken in 2008.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:24 am

same

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So, he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch . . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:32 am

State of the Union: I have added a cowbell to the Star Spangled Banner.

Post by **Ganzo** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:41 am

As much as i think it's a joke website, i wish it was true

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:46 am

The politics portion of that page seems to be his legit stances.

I think it is a dream for many to have him actually run and that the creators of that website are trying to actualize that dream.

-Adam

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:49 am

If Walken was president I'd probably shit myself laughing at each of his addresses.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:24 am

walken would be a better speaker than the crapfest GW spews every time he opens his mouth.

I can't say I hate GW as a president but goddamn that guy could have used a few debate classes in highschool.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:29 am

He has my vote and a promise for a hawt night of luv if I ever meet him.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:23 am

Captain_Insano wrote:walken would be a better speaker than the crapfest GW spews every time he opens his mouth.

I can't say I hate GW as a president but goddamn that guy could have used a few debate classes in highschool.

It wasn't until Bush went on the wagon that his speech skills went downhill. His early political speechs in the Texas are actually quite good.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:44 am

this is true, i've seen clips of some of those old speeches

it really makes you wonder what the fuck he smoked between then and now

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:31 am

It's called pressure.

His every word is hopped on by pussies in their armchairs claiming they can run the country better simply because of his speeches.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:29 pm

Yeah thats it. Do you get dumber as the days go by? Your parents might wanna have their house cheecked for Radon or something. Or maybe they are sliowly poisoning their burden?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:44 pm

Walken's political platform is way too short. He left out too many pertinent, critical subjects normally addressed by presidential candidates.

Post by **Lyion** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:00 pm

Perhaps because it is probably an unfunded grass roots campaign, and moreso tongue in cheek?

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:13 pm

mofish wrote:Yeah thats it. Do you get dumber as the days go by? Your parents might wanna have their house cheecked for Radon or something. Or maybe they are sliowly poisoning their burden?

I'll let your horrible spelling speak for itself.

Less trolling...more reading. It might help your situation.

Edit: Never allow the board to close tags correctly. It never does.

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:32 am

Harrison wrote:
mofish wrote:Yeah thats it. Do you get dumber as the days go by? Your parents might wanna have their house cheecked for Radon or something. Or maybe they are sliowly poisoning their burden?

I'll let your horrible spelling speak for itself.

Less trolling...more reading. It might help your situation.

Edit: Never allow the board to close tags correctly. It never does.

Nice lack of proper spacing after punctuation and inappropriate capitalization, Mr. Serious!

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:17 am

You, of all people... :rofl:

Witty · Post by **Witty** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:28 am

Get over it, fuckface. Misspelling is cool, you are so very not.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:42 am

Harrison wrote:It's called pressure.

His every word is hopped on by pussies in their armchairs claiming they can run the country better simply because of his speeches.

Who wants a President that can handle pressure?

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:47 am

I do.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:54 am

Harrison wrote:I do.

I'm sorry.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:00 am

Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:It's called pressure.

His every word is hopped on by pussies in their armchairs claiming they can run the country better simply because of his speeches.

Who wants a President that can handle pressure?

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:08 am

Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I do.

I'm sorry.

...because you don't have one.